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lol I like doodling responses to tweets I like 

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Anything is a vegetable if you’re not a little bitch about it.

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Why do all the detentions in Harry Potter happen in the middle of the night? Is there no better time???

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Cronchy

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

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Stop calling us out.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE PISSED OFF BECAUSE THEY ARE LITTLE SPAWNS OF EVIL SENT DIRECTLY FROM HELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

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What do you think cats dream about?

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Sometimes I look at my blog....and it feels so unfamiliar... so distant....like this blog does not belong to me...

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*cries in bisexual*

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

THIS APPEARED ON THE INTERNET?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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I'm always afraid to sit at an emergency exit seat on a plane or bus. Only because of the shear fact that, in case of an accident, I would have to open the door and me, being a weakling, could never open it. Killing us all or having someone else, embarrssingly, open it for me.

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Brother: the plane is armed

Me: with what?

Brother: arms...

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I'm going to shred your toes

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Hey babe are you a mystery box because I have no idea what the fuck you are.

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hey not to be that person but mothman is a twink

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My mom: So if you think about orioles...

Me, confused: Oreos?

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That too.

I don’t understand the internet’s obsession with olives.

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Me when my friends talk about my ex boyfriend.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

HE WAS A LOW POINT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!