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too sleepy to play dragon age so take this instead

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presenting: my new favorite ao3 author’s note

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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*Ex: Having sex, masturbating, making content.

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Lilia and text posts

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how does hard drive never fucking miss

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Jelly, buddy as someone who knows next to nothing about Star Trek, please tell me what’s happening

ok so spock/kirk is like. the oldest ship ever, okay? they invented slash fiction. these guys pioneered fandom as we know it today

in the last movies they made with those original characters, they were separated into like. alternate universes. okay. these guys were never gonna see each other again and it was very sad and tragic and the fans were kinda sad about it but it is what it is.

then. they made a short film. right. like 8 minutes long. of kirk reuniting with spock. on spocks deathbed. and kirk holds his hand, and they look off into the sunset together.

they got to be reunited. they got to be together in the end. they got their romantic ending i swear to god im losing it.

if it helps. imagine if in 50 years time, they released an 8 minute video of old man dean winchester going to the empty and saving castiel and then they sat on the hood of the impala holding hands and watching the sun set. thats what its like. you see how insane that is??? do you get it???

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she's already dead what do you mean

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the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

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i think mass effect should have a cut scene where Shepard is failing miserably at assembly a spaceship model. Nothing else happens it's just like two minutes of you accdientally super gluing mini spaceship parts to your fingers

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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At long last, the selfie I have been dreaming of: me with Mini mum!

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How many first cousins do you have? (if you have a rough estimate just guess)

None

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-25

26-40

41-60

61-79

80+

I could not possibly even guess how many cousins I have

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My Fav Spider-Man Panels

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4/31 - Exotic - Inktober 2024

Sketch and extras below

The word exotic kind of gives me the ick. So it was hard to figure out what to paint for this day. When you look up exotic, you see a lot of tropical places and especially birds. So I decided to choose the most mundane bird, a chicken, and put it in a place that would be "exotic" to them.