criticaltaurus
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26 | Genderfluid | Pan | Huge Nerd |☀️♉🌕♉⬆️♎| I like anime, good music, dumb memes, witchy shit, and writing!
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criticaltaurus · 2 hours ago
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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans
Do you tell your villains?
Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"
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criticaltaurus · 1 day ago
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criticaltaurus · 3 days ago
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Let’s goooooooo
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criticaltaurus · 3 days ago
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criticaltaurus · 3 days ago
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It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday
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criticaltaurus · 3 days ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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criticaltaurus · 4 days ago
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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criticaltaurus · 4 days ago
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criticaltaurus · 4 days ago
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criticaltaurus · 4 days ago
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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance
Excuse me while I get sad .
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criticaltaurus · 5 days ago
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why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????
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criticaltaurus · 6 days ago
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Reblog to give your mutuals a tuna sashimi for that. 🤍
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criticaltaurus · 6 days ago
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criticaltaurus · 6 days ago
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This is the money rat. Reblog and he will scamper into your room, bringing you riches in the night.
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criticaltaurus · 7 days ago
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my cat stopping me from petting her
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criticaltaurus · 7 days ago
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piplup grain entrapment
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criticaltaurus · 8 days ago
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Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993
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