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Penis. ~lou

i dont use this blog anymore lol

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yeah im done w this blog ill leave it up i guess but this show is ruined 4 me

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im probably not gonna watch the new episodes but i heard they were bad so idrc

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blue diamond redesign

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They summarized 5 ½ season’s worth of content in 3 minutes. If that doesn’t communicate to people how barely anything actually happens in this show I don’t know what will.

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[My] Garnet. I threw in a lot more 80s cyberpunk neon heroin lol

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like,

Can we talk about Greg’s drawing skills ?

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“The upcoming story arcs are pretty significant.”

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"It doesn't matter that it’s offensive! You should be happy we’re trying to be woke at all!"

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bitch me too the fuck

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this might be the worst su screenshot ive seen yet

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I was gonna get a screenshot for this but I found something worse - they repositioned her eyes?? and changed the shape?? and her entire face??

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Steven Universe: You can drag a show to plot, but you can’t make it participate

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Why was Sugar being on a podcast bad?

its not the fact that she was on a podcast its that she was giving info that should have been talked about in the show already… its so annoying when you have to find out things about the in-show universe from information outside of it word of god style…  

plus shes not working on the show which has been on hiatus since forever… like for 100+ days? i dunno. i was just annoyed about that

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not really sure where else to post this

despite everything.... i still like the early seasons of steven universe. i love ruby and sapphire and i love greg and rose is ok too i guess. ive wanted to make this for literally 2 years so here it is at last

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So, as you might know, I have many issues with the latest episodes of Steven Universe, therefore, I decided to show my thoughts in the form of little panels because I’m better at drawing than speaking.

So, what would I change if I could? First of all, I think we needed a scene in which Steven (not Sadie) talked with Lars’ parents:

We also needed a scene in which Greg finally got upset, putted his foot down, and talked to the gems about his child, just like he did on Space Race.

Then, a scene in which the gems tell Steven that he needs to trust them, that they care about the earth as much as he does, and that he’s not alone.

Then Steven apologizes with Connie and all of that…

And THEN, they all (including Peridot, who, at this point, is not exactly over her relationship with Lapis, but is getting there) go to save Lars as a team:

We got our reunion, Lars gets to read a letter from his parents and the Crystal Gems meet the Off Colors (no Lars of the Stars bullsh*t):

They plan on hijacking Emerald’s ship, but this time we get to see it:

Peridot is useful:

We get our fight:

At some point the team gets in trouble (the engine fails or something), everyone starts to panick, but Lars is the one who puts everyone in place:

They destroy the ship, escape succesfully, and Lars gets encouragement from the gems:

They get to earth, have their reunion, etcetera:

And then they all celebrate, for now. Maybe Sadie became a rock star and Mayor Dewey lost the election off screen, or those acts could’ve been placed directly after this, who knows. I’m not good with words, but this is sorta what I wanted (and expected) from the show. 

Now why did we get a nonsensical space opera that went too fast; another Stevonnie episode, but this time without actual character development; and a random Pink Diamond appearence that really wasn’t necesary at that moment?… I honestly don’t know.