crimmycram
Da Doo Dee
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Mortdecai/Tamlin/Kaveh, Morty/Tam for short, no short forms for Kaveh, persian, trans aromantic bisexual, he/it/fae, 20, my codependency is ironic and my ass is iconic
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crimmycram · 14 hours ago
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remember when elomusk asked one of his rocketship employees to give him sex favors in exchange for a horse
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Can everyone who's mean to me just get fed to the beast omfggggggg
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not even interested in sex unless its a high risk secret gay affair
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crimmycram · 2 days ago
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watch as the freshly hatched angel unfolds its wings... it is exceedingly clumsy, which is only natural given its newness to the world. see - oh. okay the angel appears to have fallen the fuck over. can somebody please pick it up we're trying to film a professional documentary here
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crimmycram · 2 days ago
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different
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crimmycram · 3 days ago
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reblog to reblog from the person you reblogged from
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therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded
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i can’t stop fucking laughing
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crimmycram · 3 days ago
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im like if a serial killer didnt kill anyone
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crimmycram · 3 days ago
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also we fucked up as a society the moment we started telling teens and aspiring artists to conflate being an artist with building a brand as if the two things are inextricable. the name of the game if you want to share your art is to work a job and sell yourself as aesthetizied content. back in my day we could just POST SHIT. to deviantart! what the fuck!
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crimmycram · 3 days ago
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meow meow meow meow
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