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I put in my phone password a million times a day but I still managed to forget it

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This is just Cole

Adorable and misunderstood Fresno Nightcrawler figurine by KeightyCrochet

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Why can’t I fall in love in October?

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Can someone please make middle school boy miku?

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I need a tutorial on how interact with other tumblr users

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I wish I was a clown

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Ok Mr. Lever go off I guess

diet coke appreciation post 🙏🏻

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Who is our cousin Throckmorton?

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But what am I supposed to do when my own friends leave me out?

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if i had a boyfriend i would make him homemade chicken nuggets and uhh bite him

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Feeling very silly might commit some dubious crimes, maybe even some tomfoolery

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Amen

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Favorite internal organ?

The small intestine

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I know we’re all very upset about season 4 and so let’s all say one thing we liked about it before I go insane

I’ll start: Five’s deli, the call back to “I think we’re alone now”, the Diego and Luther CIA fight scene, Klaus being a good uncle, and Viktor being a canon fuckboy

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Distressed

Just finished Umbrella Academy season 4

So, how we feeling guys?

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Dam they could have just taken a bunch of half-assed fanfics and put them in for season 4 and it would have been better than what we got

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I desperately want to like season 4 but making Five and Lila get together is unforgivable