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Who is our cousin Throckmorton?

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But what am I supposed to do when my own friends leave me out?

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if i had a boyfriend i would make him homemade chicken nuggets and uhh bite him

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Feeling very silly might commit some dubious crimes, maybe even some tomfoolery

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Amen

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Favorite internal organ?

The small intestine

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I know we’re all very upset about season 4 and so let’s all say one thing we liked about it before I go insane

I’ll start: Five’s deli, the call back to “I think we’re alone now”, the Diego and Luther CIA fight scene, Klaus being a good uncle, and Viktor being a canon fuckboy

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Distressed

Just finished Umbrella Academy season 4

So, how we feeling guys?

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Dam they could have just taken a bunch of half-assed fanfics and put them in for season 4 and it would have been better than what we got

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I desperately want to like season 4 but making Five and Lila get together is unforgivable

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Can’t wait for it to be socially acceptable to wear black and scare kids

im so excited for fall

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Pink Calcite from chenzhou prefecture Hunan province China

Photo: Future Mineral

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I’d like to apologize to all the characters I imagined incorrectly because I wasn’t paying attention when they were being described

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“We spilt you up so you can make new friends”

I’ve known these kids my whole life, no thank you

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i want to write poetry but i have a 3rd graders vocabulary

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Is it bad that I thought this was a sperm?

Ribbon Worm (SOURCE)