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i just realized ur pfp is not jesus but in fact emily. why did i think it was jesus? but the distinction between the two is a lot more insignificant than youd think lmao

yea i mean theyre practically the same its an easy mistake to make

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david rossi + his children

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rossi: physically, i’m a gorgeous italian aged wine. emotionally, i’m as messy as my magnificent spaghetti sauce.

hotch:

hotch: i think there’s an age that you reach that you can’t compare your trauma to food anymore, rossi.

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this came up on my fyp a few days ago and i am b e g g i n g you to watch it this man has supplied me witg enough serotonin to last a l i f e t i m e all from this one video

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Derek: y’all still beat your meat? Lol.

Emily: what do you beat

Derek: evildoers

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the amount of people on my tiktok fyp thirsting after that rabbit mask guy from subways surfers is proof that some people will simp for every skinny white boy they see

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i think cat and spence are for sure physically attracted to each other and are ~intruiged~ bc theyre on the same level intelegence wise but like as far as relationships go that shits toxic af (ovbs)

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things that make me anxious

crowds

people getting too close to me

im not saying i was made for corona but i was made for corona

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lil criminal minds fanart

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thank you for tagging your recent post about food 💗💗

of course baby !! i always try to be aware of possible triggers for people !! (also, if anyone e v e r needs me to tag something please, please, p l e a s e dont hesitate to send a messege or ask !!)

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first meal of the day at 4pm is mac n cheese and a diet pepsi so my internal organs should be shutting down soon see yall 😔

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tw: mentions of s*lf h*rm

ok i love alt fashion,, and menhera kai is a really cool aesthetic, i love the idea of mixing darker themes w like cute colors and stuff but i feel like the reoccuring themes of s*lf h*rm may not be super great. like i understand coping w art and stuff and like thats cool but theres a fine line between that and like romantisizing stuff idk man sometimes its just like ok maybe you should take a step back and make sure you arent romantisizing s*lf h*rm (among other things)

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agsgAHSHHSJ the bau jet has a tiktok and i-

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ok but what if the sugar babies just - as someone said 'sitcom style' just d i r e c t l y paralleled the bau . like , tall smart one. computer one. feisty lady w killer bangs. badass blonde mom. stronk sport man. serious man. and the bau is like ?? but rossi Does Not See It

A take: Rossi is a sugar daddy to like, 5 different people. But he's on Full Dad Mode with this, he went on fetlife and adopted some young idiots about to get their asses killed or hurt, sends them money and makes a :| face whenever they're like "sooo repayment time?" And sends them links to college applications and scholarships and when they're like NO leave me alone Rossi deadpans "this is my kink" and dares them to challenge it.

Ohmygod I'm sobbing I love him.

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the fact that i know what yall mean when u say remy 👁👄👁 i hate it here

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A take: Rossi is a sugar daddy to like, 5 different people. But he's on Full Dad Mode with this, he went on fetlife and adopted some young idiots about to get their asses killed or hurt, sends them money and makes a :| face whenever they're like "sooo repayment time?" And sends them links to college applications and scholarships and when they're like NO leave me alone Rossi deadpans "this is my kink" and dares them to challenge it.

Ohmygod I'm sobbing I love him.

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im- stRAUSS sssttrrAUUUUSSSSSS

Sometimes relationships are about compromise; my partner doesn't judge me for thirsting over Foyet, and I don't judge them for thirsting over Strauss