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- Shane Madej, 2020

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computer: enter password

kaz: inej

computer: too weak

kaz: *about to destroy computer* say that again motherfucker

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Friend: Hey! Did you finish your book?

Me: Physically? Yes.

Me: Emotionally?

*gazes off to the distance*

Me: Never.

Friend: ...

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About the story changes for Netflix's Shadow and Bone series...

I know there's gonna be changes. I know this. I'm prepared... well preparing for them. BUT- I really, really hope they don't change the scene with the Dregs and the Black Tips at the Exchange. I honestly can't imagine a better way to introduce Kaz.

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Kaz’s laugh was dry as the rustle of dead leaves. “But I’m the one at your table, Geels, and I’m not here for a taste. You want a war, I’ll make sure you eat your fill.”

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“Sure of yourself, aren’t you, Brekker?”

“Myself and nothing else.”

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“The Dregs won’t last a week without you.”

“I’d give them a month on sheer momentum.”

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“Should I have them put a bullet in your good leg, Brekker?”

. . .

“Stop talking, Geels. Tell them to shoot.”

“Kaz—” said Jesper nervously.

“Go on. Find your balls and give the order.”

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"A secret’s not like coin. It doesn’t keep its value in the spending.

. . .

Shame holds more value than coin ever can.”

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Geels smirked. “Kaz Brekker, the great escape artist. How are you going to wriggle your way out of this one?”

“Going out the same way I came in.” Kaz ignored the pistol...

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“This gets ugly, I’m shooting from close range. Maybe your guards get me or my guys, but no way you’re going to dodge this bullet.”

Kaz stepped into the barrel of the gun so that it was pressed directly against his chest. “No way at all, Geels.”

“You think I won’t do it?”

“Oh, I think you’d do it gladly, with a song in your black heart. But you won’t. Not tonight.”

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“That’s your girl’s address, isn’t it, Geels?”

Geels swallowed. “Don’t have a girl.”

“Oh yes, you do,” crooned Kaz. “She’s pretty, too. Well, pretty enough for a fink like you. Seems sweet. You love her, don’t you?”

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“You’ll get what’s coming to you someday, Brekker.”

“I will,” said Kaz, “if there’s any justice in the world. And we all know how likely that is.”

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Geels looked at Kaz as if he was finally seeing him for the first time. The boy he’d been talking to had been cocky, reckless, easily amused, but not frightening—not really. Now the monster was here, dead-eyed and unafraid. Kaz Brekker was gone, and Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done.

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The process of writing a book:

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I made a thing! Also I made a grammar mistake. It’s supposed to say “it’s” not “its”

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Wylan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Kaz: Right, murder is the question.

Kaz: And the answer is always “yes”.

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Kaz: rich people should get robbed at least once a week

Inej: why?

Kaz: *shrugs* builds character

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Reblog if you think that these boys need more love

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The reason Remington Leith’s voice sounds like he has multiple accents is because he’s actually a centuries old vampire that has lived in many places so he has a hard time controlling his accents while he sings

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Me: ah. home alone. finally some peace and quiet.

Me: *blasts music*

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Remake of that one shitpost I made, but this time inspired by a pop team epic comic

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SAME

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shoutout to the people who ACTUALLY SING ALONG at a concert whenevever the band/artist asks them to

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“ice cream”

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Me after staring at the 10 words that I’ve written in the span of 10 days:

Me after writing more than 1k words in one sitting: