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I know tumblr loves making dates out of nonsense but I really think we should double up on the ides of march by making it Stabby the Roomba’s birthday as well

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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Because so many are afraid of adult conversations. Therefore trying to have an adult conversation is like trying decide which is the fallow field and which is the mine field. Sometimes it's easier to just take the road around all the fields

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

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MARIAH CAREY letting us know it's time for holiday season | 2021-2023

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I'll add, sometimes it takes a while to actually remember those things that brought you joy. But starting with the little things, like rebuilding your morning routine bit by bit, can bring that sense of accomplishment that was missing just as much. And once you've started that path, adding bit by bit becomes easier: 'oh right, I should water the plants every morning', 'I need to empty the laundry basket once a week'. And then you look back and realize you've actually restarted alot of what fell to the wayside. And somewhere in that process, you remembered that sitting for a few hours with a book and tea is lovely, or that the time just before sunset makes for wonderful walks, and you're enjoying things again.

Rebuilding *you* is a step by step process, and every step makes the next just a bit easier.

And after a while you just stop. You stop watering your plants. You stop watching netflix. You stop reading. You stop replying to your friends as fast as you used to. You stop buying yourself nice things. You stop putting an effort into how you look. You stop taking care of yourself like you used to. You stop sleeping. You stop eating healthy foods. You stop petting your dog. You stop socializing.

You stop with everything. You find yourself sitting in your room for hours on end, without doing a single thing. Days feel like years. And you think you can’t do it for much longer.

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Everyone rn:

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Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

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But the complexity and the grey lie not in the boop, but what you do with the boop once you have it.

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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.