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Ways no one can convince me otherwise that Alonzo and Uriah have found Sherlock sleeping

Classic face down on the couch (happened one too many times&created the no sleeping on the couch rule hehe)

Personal favorite, face down but in front of the front door, Alonzo did accidentally hit them with the door :3

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every time i hear the coyotes howling and screaming and yipping and barking i am hit with the UNBEARABLE urge to disappear into the woods forever

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“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

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sitting in the woods straight up "swishing it". and by "it".... i mean, lets just say..... my tail 😼

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Oh I just know guy would fuck UP some cheese curds.

Ollie and biscuits and gravy it’s amazing, he’s def gonna have some as a post workout snack 🙏

Caelum and puppy chow is so cute to imagine (I WANT MY SON BACK😭🙏)

Redacted Characters as Midwestern / Southern Food I Think They'd Like

✩ Sam - Gooey Butter Cake

✩ Porter - Coleslaw

✩ Vincent - Toasted Ravioli

✩ David - Chili with Cinnamon Rolls

✩ Milo - Buckeyes

✩ Asher - Chicago Mix Popcorn

✩ Huxley - Tater Tot Hotdish

✩ Damien - Chili Mac

✩ Lasko - Scotcheroos

✩ Gavin - Sweet Cream Corn

✩ Camelopardalis - Sugar Cream Pie

✩ Vega - Morel Mushrooms

✩ Hush - Chocolate Potato Chips

✩ Avior - Deep Dish Pizza

✩ Regulus - Frog Legs

✩ Caelum - Puppy Chow

✩ Guy - Fried Cheese Curds

✩ Geordi - Cornbread

✩ Ollie - Biscuits and Gravy

✩ Ivan - Fried Okra

✩ Aaron - Burnt Ends

✩ Elliott - Hashbrown Casserole

✩ Blake - Apple Pie with Cheddar Cheese

✩ Brachium - Frozen Custard

✩ Kody - Meatloaf with Ketchup

✩ Anton - Cheeseburger Pie

✩ James - Watergate Salad

✩ Marcus - Fried Green Tomatoes

✩ Morgan - Beer Brats

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The autism test right above it 😭

I was gone, now I’m back, and I bring a gift.

Enjoy!

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I make silly little arts of my silly little ocs