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There are two wolves inside you
You are jaskier in kaer morhen
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Mom Adopts a âDogâ
So yâall keep blowing up my notes with the various Family Lore stories Iâve been telling, so I guess I should tell one on my parents now.
My Motherâs Father was part of the United Auto Workerâs Union, and during the 50â˛s and 60â˛s, was on strike a lot. My point is, grandpa got himself an entirely deserved reputation for being a sucker who loved animals, so people would dump thier pets on him. Hence, my mother grew up in a house with pets such as Picket the one-eyed tomcat, Tweety the Bald canary, Dummy the cat, Stupid Son of Dummy, Spooky Garbage Dog and Chiquita the Tarantula.  Eventually Grandma put her foot down when Grandpa brought home Gerta the Saint Bernard.
I say all this because it provides some context for how the following occured.
Mom and Dad had just moved in together (my parents dated for six years and were engaged for 13 days, driving everyone on both sides insane), and unfortunately, My motherâs German Shepherd, Cops, has just passed away due to bone cancer. Â After mourning for a bit, Mom and Dad decided to get a dog together, as a couple. Â
For context, my father had never owned a dog in his life.  His mother had âPretty Birdâ the budgie as a child but parrots are alien life forms, not pets.
So they go to the Palo Alto Animal shelter to adopt.  The year was 1987, and at the time, Palo Alto was⌠not a great place.  Lots of drugs, gangs and poor civic managment.  Mom told me that she learned to identify different types of gunfire while living there. They get there, and mom explains that sheâs always had a preference for Big Dogs, and the guyâs face lights up.  Oh Yes, he says, We have a Big Dog.  For expirienced owners, yep, adoptable today, here weâll give you a discount even-
Somehow my parents were not suspicious about this.
They were shown to the Animal in question, a Gorgeous blue-sable beastie with pretty golden eyes who immediately pressed herself against the fence and gave them the best PUH-LEEEEEEASE TAKE ME HOME puppy eyes 100lbs of canine can do.  Mom and Dad fall in love instantly.  They sign all the paperwork and take her home for $10, and name her âMazelâ as in âMazel Tov.â
Within the hour, it becomes clear that something is amiss.
Cops had lived with his kibble stored in a plastic garbage can in the garage for six years without incident. Â Mazel figured out how to open doors and got the locking lid off the can in six minutes, horking down about four pounds of the stuff before my mother notices that itâs been weirdly quiet. Â Most dogs bark at or chase squirrels. Â Mazel stalked and caught one the second day, presenting it to my mother like an offering. Â Mazel knew all her commands but would clearly stop to consider before obeying, and trained my dad to give her good treats within a week. Â The locks on the side-yard gate were undone, and she took a stroll around the neighborhood, but always retuned home for dinner.
After a week of gradually realizing that Mazel was smarter than most of the professors my mom worked with, they took her to the Vet for a routine checkup.
Dr. Hamada walked into the exam room, dropped the clip-board and said âWhere the HELL did you get a Wolf?â
After a bit of prodding and a very-angry-dr.hamada-calling-the-pound, they determined Mazel was a high-content hybrid, probably with a husky, but was going to be a lil shit her entire life. Â OK, said Hamada, I donât like destroying animals and youâve got a lot of expirience with dogs, so Iâm okay with letting you keep her, but you should keep her away from small children because her Prey Drive could kick in.
Two years later, mom got pregnant with me.
Mazel noticed instantly, and reacted by digging a large hole in the yard and catching even more squirrels for mom, because she needed the protein or something. Â That what you do when the Alpha Bitch is preggers, right? Â Dig a den and ply her with food? Â On the advice of my grandmother, my mom stayed overnight at the hospital once I was delivered, and dad went home with a shirt that had moms and my scent on it. Â Mazel spent the whole night puzzling over it.
The next morning, when mom came home with me, there was the sudden and instantaneous recognition of PUPPY!!!!!! :D:D:D!!!!! PUUUUUUUPPY!!!!!! Â and Mazel turned into the most aggressively maternal being Iâve ever met. Â Playing with me on the blanket, sitting under my chair at meals (I was a messy eater), sleeping under my crib, teaching me to walk by letting me hang onto her fur and shuffle around.
Dr. Hamada thought mom was a madwoman, until he saw me holding Mazelâs mouth open and sticking my face in so i could look at her teeth. Â He gave up when my mom announced she was pregnant with my sister.
Iâm making living with a Wolfdog sound awesome, but it did come with some drawbacks:
Mazel did have to be muzzled at the vets, because she had Opinions about having things stuck up her butt.
HAIR. Â One of my chores growing up was to brush her out every week and Iâd frequently end up with more hair than animal.
the only way we could reliably get her to stay in the yard was with an overhead tether with a STEEL cable, which she chewed through anyway.
Do you like waking up by being hit in the face with half a dead animal? No? Wolfdogs may not be for you.
More than capable of opening the fridge and eating everything if youâre not watching
Will get into everything if not otherwise occupied. Â Including eating your tax forms.
Howls along with sirens at 4 AM.
PROS of growing up with a wolfdog, as a small child in the 90â˛s
I was afforded a degree of freedom normally associated with a pokemon trianer. It was no big deal for me and my sister to walk three miles through my not-really-good neighborhood to the Froyo if I took Mazel with us. People tended to leave us alone when we had 100lbs of overprotective Apex Predator following us around.
WINNING at Pet Day at school. Â There wasnât actually a compettion but Billyâs hamster sucks in comparison to an animal that is perfectly willing to demonstrate how she can snap an oak branch in half on command.
PTA moms losing their shit because Mazel would walk down the block by herself to come pick ups up from school.
Grew up associating the word âBitchâ with teeth and the willingness to rip an assholeâs face off for being rude.  Never changed the definition.
Learned the I-Own-This Strut and Murder-Stare from the absolute best.
When she was 17, Mom and Dad decided to add another room on to the house. Â They rigged up the overhead tether so she could be outside but not underfoot for the contruction guys. Â One morning, mom came out to notice them all milling in the side yard entrance, muttering worriedly. Â When mom asked what was wrong, one of them explained that Carlos forgot to bring the Hamburger. Â What do you need a hamburger for? Â Asked mom, and they pointed down the side yard to where Mazel was sitting, doing her best Viscious Alpha Bitch Stare.
Apparently theyâd never realized that she was on the VERY end of her tether there and couldnât actually get to them, and had been scamming them for a big mac a day for a month. Â Mom had my six-year-old sister pull her away to show she wasnât dangerous and tired her best not to laugh but kind of failed.
Mazel ended up living to be 19 and a half, and except for some minor arthritis, remarkably hale until the day she passed away in her hole in the back yard while taking a nap. Â I maintain that Death had to wait until she was sleeping to get a crack at her, or she wouldâve taken his scythe for a chew toy.
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This entire fandom acknowledges Jaskierâs right to be a grade A slut and I am here for it
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Y'ALL THE BARD IS OFFICIALLY LOOSE IN KAER MORHEN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
https://discord.gg/7saXNrdbY8
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me after watching the new trailer of the Witcher:
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PSA: Hognoses playing dead are NOT cute
- If a Hognose snake is playing dead, while it may be entertaining to you, that poor snake is absolutely terrified. They will have probably tried getting away, hissing, bluff striking at you (striking with their mouth closed) and maybe musking. When the Hognose snake plays dead, turning onto their back with their mouth gaped open, going so far as to pop blood vessels so they bleed out of their mouth and poop over themselves to appear less appetising to a predator, that is itâs last ditch attempt to stay alive, basically that snake has accepted death. Please do not push a Hognose to be dramatic unnecessarily because you think itâs âcuteâ or âcoolâ or âfunnyâ. Itâs none of those things, itâs horrible.
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AAAHHHH HOLY HELL
Written for @whataboutthebard day 4
Title: Une Faim de Loup (A Wolf's Hunger)
Prompt: werewolves
Pairing: Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: faun!Jaskier, werewolf!Geralt, werewolf!Eskel, size difference, breeding kink, knotting, rough sex, intercrural sex, anal sex, rimming, oral sex, belly bulge, cum inflation
The forest is alive with laughter and song and the clash of antlers as Jaskier makes his way away from the festivities. Beltane has always been his favourite celebration, long before he was even interested in participating in the mating ritual. It honours everything his poetâs heart holds essential; music and love and beauty. It is a celebration of life, and Jaskier has always loved life with a passion, delighting in its every gift.
Any other year, Jaskier would fuck away the night with a pretty doe or a handsome buck, maybe even join one of the Countessâ famed orgies. Tonight, though, Jaskier doesnât have a mind to party, to flirt and drink and find a partner to celebrate the goddess of love with, to delight in the pleasures of the flesh under her pale round eye until the sky lightens and a new day begins.
His mother would throw a fit if she knew how blatantly he is disregarding her most important rule: donât stray away from the herd at night. He mentally promises her to be back before dawn, with an excuse as to why she hasnât seen him during the festivities. She probably hopes heâll come back with a serious mate this time. Her inquiries about his love life have been more pressing lately, and her disappointment when he inevitably answers he is not ready for that kind of commitment yet is harder to bear every time. It is part of the reason he does not have the heart to be his usual sociable, joyous self tonight, preferring the company of the moon and stars than that of his own people.
It is already late enough that as Jaskier leaves the circle of warm light cast by the bonfires and lanterns hung in the trees he passes a few entangled couples, some of them mating unashamedly in plain sight. Lustful moans and cries of ecstasy accompany Jaskier for a while, and though he tries not to get distracted, his body alights with desire, reacting eagerly to the pheromones saturating the air.
The neck of his lute hits the back of his knees every few steps, his hooves making nary a sound on the soft forest ground as he follows the whisper of a babbling brook to the little sanctuary where he composes most of his songs and poems.
Under the silver light of the full moon, the little clearing has an eerie quality to it. A fallen tree lies across a small spring, green, plush moss covering the bark, making for the most comfortable of pillows as Jaskier jumps over and sits cross-legged.
His thoughts straying back to the lewd couplings he witnessed on his way here, Jaskier palms his half-hard cock with a huff, the pink tip peaking out of its sheath. Maybe he will bring himself to a lazy orgasm later, but for now, his bodyâs responsiveness to the sultry atmosphere of Beltane night is another reminder of his growing frustration. The hassle of finding a partner doesnât seem worthy; after fucking every willing faun of his age and a good number of the older ones, every option feels stale.
Heâs always loved his herd, his family, and the forest around them, but heâs never thought he would be so bored of it by the time heâd reach adulthood. He knows every nook and cranny of these woods, and nothing, not even the stars reflecting on the rushing water underneath him, holds any surprise or wonder for him anymore. If only he was allowed to travel, to wander away for a bit, over the edge of the woods and into the world, but that is strictly forbidden by the herd. A faun must content themself with what they have been given, and sing only of love, and the generosity of the forest, and never believe that the world has more to offer than this.
Sighing, Jaskier swings his lute to his front and rests his fingers over the strings. As he deepens his breaths and closes his eyes, he flicks his ears this way and that to take in all of the sounds of the night, letting its natural melody guide his hands to create a music of his own. He strums his instrument barely loud enough to hear, so as not to disturb the family of boars foraging close by, and lets himself be soothed by the breeze cooling his heated skin.
He doesnât know what startles him out of his trance-like state. His brain his filled with music and it takes him a second to realise the forest has gone utterly silent around him. A bush ruffles nearby and Jaskier cuts the discordant twang of his lute with a flat palm over the strings, eyes open wide as his heart thrums against his ribs.
Whatever hides in those bushes, it is not the hungry boars, nor a hunting owl; he knows those sounds like he knows his own voice.
Everything is still for so long that Jaskier almost convinces himself that he imagined it, that the goblet of wine he drank before leaving the party is playing tricks on him. Until the moon is revealed from behind a cloud, casting a ray of silver light over the clearing. In the gently waving grass, two orbs glow, round and pale like twin moons fallen to earth.
Staring right at Jaskier.
The faunâs heart misses a beat as his body goes rigid, unable to do anything but watch and wait as the hulking form creeps closer, slow and low on the ground, glowing eyes never straying from Jaskier.
White-furred like a winter rabbit, it resembles a wolf except for its size and the rippling muscles of its massive shoulders. A few steps away from Jaskier, it blinks, and the pale moons of its eyes become warm, golden suns, their intensity utterly focused on the little, trembling faun.
Jaskier knows he should run, or scream for help. He also knows he would never make it alive if he did either of those things. There haven't been werewolves in these woods for longer than Jaskier has been alive, but every young faun has been told the tales of these merciless monsters that would snatch away naughty kids and not even leave bones to bury. Glimpsing at the sharp fangs protruding from the wolfâs mouth, Jaskier has no doubt these stories had their share of truth.
But the werewolf doesnât act like heâs planning on ripping Jaskierâs throat off, though its breath stinks of fresh blood as it stops in front of him and rises to its hind legs, leaning closer. Jaskier is finally shaken out of his stupor and yelps as he scrambles backwards, almost falling off his perch. Holding his lute in front of him as if itâll be any help as a shield, Jaskier closes his eyes, expecting the monster to bite his head off now that it has confirmed the faun isnât just a strangely shaped log.
When nothing happens, Jaskier squints an eye open, finding the werewolf watching him with a curious tilt of its head. Slowly, it leans in, its large, clawed paws almost human-like in their shape, though Jaskier doesnât doubt it could open his stomach with one swipe. Its gaze still locked with Jaskierâs as if gauging his reactions, the creature takes a deep inhale. Confused, scared to move even a finger, Jaskier lets himself be scented, wondering distantly if the werewolf is making sure heâs still fresh.
Apparently satisfied that Jaskier is not going to jump again, the creature pushes its wet snout under his jaw, warm, humid breath tickling his throat. Jaskier fails to hold back a surprised giggle, and the werewolf rears back to observe him again, its tail wagging tentatively.
Slowly, cursing his own terrible self-preservation instincts, Jaskier uncurls, pushing his lute aside. Keeping his eyes on the werewolf, he raises his chin, baring his throat and sending a prayer to the goddess â or any god listening â that the creature takes it as an invitation to continue its inspection and not to feast on Jaskierâs flesh and blood.
The werewolf seemingly understands as, once again, it leans forward, and puffs of breath brush Jaskierâs collarbone. It scents his armpits next, where Jaskierâs smell is the strongest, and the faun flushes bright red but doesnât move, and then moves to his sternum, where it licks at the spot Jaskier spilled wine over himself earlier in the evening. This time Jaskier canât keep himself from twisting away with a laugh. That doesnât deter the creature, who continues its exploration, nosing at his soft stomach.
Emboldened by the werewolfâs peaceful behaviour, Jaskier raises his hand and pushes his fingers into the soft fur behind its ear. He scratches gingerly, and a pleased sound rumbles from the werewolfâs chest, before its snout drags along the trail of thick hair under Jaskierâs navel and buries its snout right between his legs, nudging his groin.
Jaskier yelps, curling forward reflexively at the unexpected stimulation on his sensitive prick, then pushes the large head away. âNo! Bad!â
The werewolf goes willingly, though it doesnât move far, staring at Jaskier with dilated pupils swimming in the gold of its irises. Its tongue lolls out the side of its mouth, drool gleaming over its fangs.
Flustered, Jaskier chuckles. âGuess you didnât come here for my music, then.â
Heâs pretty sure he doesnât imagine the sarcastic look the creature gives him.
âOh, well, donât look at me like that,â Jaskier huffs. âIâm easy, but Iâm not that easy. It takes a bit of seducing to get into my pants.â
This time, the skepticism in those golden eyes is unmistakable as they lower to the pink tip of Jaskierâs half hard prick, then rise back to his face.
âWell, what did you expect! Mating season has everyone a bit on edge,â Jaskier crosses his arms, pouting. âAnd anyway, Iâm not arguing with you. You canât even talk.â
Grumbling, the werewolf pushes away from the dead tree, taking its warmth with it as it leaves Jaskier alone in the clearing without a look back.
Jaskier stares after it for a long time, unbalanced, the remnants of adrenaline tingling under his skin. Well, heâd been wanting novelty and adventure. The goddess hasnât disappointed.
Shaking his head, Jaskier slides his lute back on his lap and strums a few improvised chords, a song about moon-white fur and sun-gold eyes taking shape on his tongue.
Itâs only a few minutes before a movement in the tall grass catches his attention again, and this time when he raises his head his eyes meet two sets of twin moons instead of one.
The white werewolf is back, and with it, a larger, dark brown one, staring at Jaskier with the same intensity, though it seems reluctant to come closer.
All fear forgotten, Jaskier discards his lute for good and slides down the dead tree, landing softly on the mossy ground.
âDid you bring a friend?â Jaskier asks the white werewolf as it trots up to him and nudges under his arm, sneaking behind him, its fur tickling the small of Jaskierâs back. On its four legs, the werewolf reaches just under the faunâs shoulders.
The other one observes them from a safe distance while Jaskier scritches at the white werewolfâs chin with cooing sounds, its eyes â a warmer shade of gold, almost amber â traveling from Jaskier to its friend, assessing.
Jaskier fails to muffle a gasp when it finally comes out of the shadows and the stark light of the moon puts in evidence the rough pink scars marring the right side of its face, narrowly missing one beautiful eye. The werewolfâs ears flatten at the sound and it stops, looking uncertain.
âCome on,â Jaskier coaxes softly, extending one hand in its direction. âI wonât bite.â
The werewolf huffs but resumes its careful approach, until Jaskier can feel the warmth of its breath against his fingers. With an encouraging smile, Jaskier uncurls them, brushing against the damaged skin ever so gently. He startles when a low whine rises from the werewolfâs throat, afraid heâs hurt him, but the creature steps forward, nuzzling into Jaskierâs palm.
Behind him, the white werewolf lets out a sharp bark, and Jaskier chuckles. âIâm not forgetting you, darling, Iâm just saying hi to your handsome friend.â
The amber-eyed werewolf rumbles lowly and Jaskier grins, stroking its cheek, as the other one slips around him to bump its friend under the chin, catching its attention, before turning back to Jaskier and slotting its snout under his ear again, giving it a great, tickling sniff.
Emboldened by the demonstration, the dark werewolf bullies his way closer and starts its own inspection, scenting the faun more delicately than its friend, who playfully nudges at Jaskierâs ribs. The faun squeaks and laughs, swatting at him, fluttered by the intensity of their attention but submitting himself to it willingly.
Only when a large, scarred snout slots itself between his thighs again does he protest. âGoddess, you both have terrible manners! Thatâs not a way to behave!â
The dark werewolf pulls away with a bashful expression, amber eyes wide and apologetic, and Jaskier canât find it in himself to admonish him. âItâs okay, sweetling. Iâm not mad,â he reassures, petting the creatureâs incredibly soft ears.
The two of them crowd him, the white one at his back and the bigger one nosing at his collarbone, and when a deep, husky voice rumbles, âSmell good,â thereâs no mistaking where it came from.
âYou can talk?â Jaskier squeaks, staring in disbelief at the dark werewolf.
It shouldnât be that surprising, really, the werewolves always talk in the old wives tales, but because the white one hadnât replied to him, heâd assumed they were just slightly more sentient â and incredibly horny â wolves. Heâs feeling a bit foolish about how liberally heâs been petting them now, but given how the white one is currently purring under his hand he assumes they donât really mind.
Instead of answering Jaskierâs â admittedly stupid â question, the dark werewolf licks a stripe up the side of the faunâs neck. âTaste good, too.â
Jaskierâs cheeks warm, the fire of arousal, which had been banked until now, flares bright and hot in his belly. There is something about being sandwiched between two very large, very intimidating apex predators that does it for him, apparently.
He shouldnât even be surprised..
The white werewolf shifts behind him and Jaskier yelps as something wet nudges between his arsecheeks, prodding at his hole. He jumps forward as the dark werewolf rumbles a laugh. âGeralt also thinks you smell good.â
Jaskier moans and buries his face in the dark fur of the bigger werewolfâs collar, hiding his blush as he answers, âWell, maybe Geralt should get a taste, too.â
The growl at his back has the hair on his neck rising, and then a slick tongue is laving up his crack. Jaskierâs moan morphs into a sharp cry as teeth nip at his twitching tail. His hips buck forward and his cock fully slides out of its sheath.
âCareful, little prey,â the dark werewolf hums. âHe might eat you whole.â
Behind Jaskier, a rough, gravelly voice grunts, âEskel,â a warning and a demand for permission all at once.
The faun straightens up with a shaky inhale, boring his eyes into a serious amber gaze. Despite the teasing, threatening quality of his words, the werewolf looks uncertain, searching Jaskier for a sign of fear. His hand fisting into Eskelâs fur, Jaskier stretches up to plant a kiss on the werewolfâs mangled lip, flicking his tongue over the gleaming tooth exposed by the scar.
âI am quite a mouthful.â Jaskier grins. âItâll take the both of you.â
Eskelâs pupils expand visibly, and thatâs the only warning Jaskierâs gets before the werewolf descends on him, his tongue licking into Jaskierâs mouth into the messiest â and hottest â kiss the faun has ever been given. He gives as good as he gets, his short tail flicking excitedly, spreading pheromones of his own in the warm bubble of their embrace. Both werewolves roar ravenously at the scent of his need and a hot, hard cock slots itself between Jaskierâs thighs, smearing precome over the coarse fur of his legs. Geraltâs wide paws come to rest on the faunâs waist, almost spanning it entirely, the claws pricking his skin sending sparks up his spine. The white werewolf ruts against him and Jaskier whines into Eskelâs mouth, high and desperate.
âFuck,â he pants, lowering his gaze and trailing a hand down his own body to squeeze at the tapered head peaking from between his thighs, wondering at the size of it compared to his palm. He whimpers, trembling at the overwhelming want coursing through his veins.
âGoddess, I need that inside me,â he mumbles as he pushes Eskel away from where heâd been licking and nipping at his freckled shoulders, bruises blooming already on the faunâs tanned skin.
Wriggling out of the werewolvesâ embrace, Jaskier pads over to a thick patch of green grass, looking back at them as he kneels on the cushy ground and grabs one of his arse cheeks, spreading it as he holds his tail obligingly out of the way.
âIs one of you going to breed me, or should I take this somewhere else?â He asks archly when neither werewolf moves, staring at him with wide eyes and their considerable pricks hanging red and angry between their legs.
Falling back to his front legs, Geralt stalks forward, a predatory glint in his eyes, and Jaskier shudders with anticipation. The werewolf fits himself behind him again, paws covering his ass and spreading him further, rubbing his cock over the exposed crack.
Eskel joins them, kneeling in front of Jaskier, and the faun eagerly drops to his elbows licking his lips at the sight of the massive, drooling cock standing proudly from Eskelâs lap.
Heâs going cross-eyed, wondering if heâd survive taking that monster into his throat, when Geralt licks a long, hot stripe from Jaskierâs balls to the base of his tail, dipping only briefly, teasingly into his fluttering hole. Jaskier shouts with mingled surprise and pleasure, pushing back with a plea for more when Geralt blows a cool breath over the wet area, sending shivers wracking through the faunâs entire body.
The werewolf indulges him, grabbing his hips and lifting them high, so high that Jaskierâs knees no longer touch the ground, and buries his snout into his arse, no longer teasing, his tongue lapping and prodding at Jaskierâs hole relentlessly.
His prick weeping precome over his quivering stomach, Jaskier whimpers and begs, head hung between his elbows as he watches the way Geralt devours him. Itâs filthy and slick and intoxicating, and Jaskierâs body is burning up with it.
A large paw threads through his hair carefully, and his head is tugged back, met with the mouth-watering sight of Eskelâs cock bobbing just inches from his mouth. Even mindless with pleasure, Jaskier understands what is expected of him, and he lets his jaw fall open, not even trying to muster the coordination for a proper blow job but offering a slack, wet hole for Eskel to fuck.
The werewolf rumbles approvingly, rubbing the flushed head of his cock over Jaskierâs waiting tongue at the same time as Geralt finally breaches his hole.
âGâ ah!â Jaskier gasps, and Eskelâs prick slips out of his mouth to slide over his cheek, leaving a wet trail. Eskel releases a low laugh and gives Jaskier a second to get used to the sensation of Geraltâs agile tongue licking at his inner walls.
When Jaskierâs breath has evened a little, he squeezes one of Eskelâs thickly muscled thighs and the werewolf takes his mouth again, thrusting deeper this time, though Jaskier can barely take half of it before choking around it.
âFuck,â Eskel growls as Jaskier sucks and swallows as well as he can, and pride swells in the faunâs chest when he tastes a splurt of bitter precome.
Despite his girth, Eskel is gentle as he fucks Jaskierâs mouth, and the faun lets himself be grounded by the steady rhythm of the werewolfâs hips and the growing ache of his jaw as Geralt continues to open him.
Filthy sounds fill the clearing and Jaskier moans at the idea that someone from the herd might hear them. Let them, he thinks. Let them hear just how good Iâm being fucked, how much Iâm loving it.
It sends him spiraling faster than he can control, his prick slapping against his stomach and his hole clenching around Geraltâs tongue as the tension coils tighter and tighter in his balls.
He is standing just over the edge when Geralt pulls away from him, leaving him empty, the furl of his hole fluttering as saliva runs down his crack.
âAh, fâ fuck!â Jaskier yells as his hips thrust into empty air, seeking friction. The waves of pleasure recede, leaving behind frustration and unspent, buzzing energy. Whirling back, Jaskier snarls at Geralt, âYou⌠asshole! I was almost there!â
The werewolf lowers Jaskier to the ground with a shit-eating grin, white fangs gleaming and heat simmering in his eyes, and Jaskierâs knees almost immediately give out when Eskel leans down to whisper in his ear, âWouldnât you rather come on his cock?â
Jaskier is only spared from sprawling to the ground like a newborn foal by the strength of Geraltâs grip over his hips. âWell, get on with it, then,â he snaps, though his voice comes out breathy and unstable.
Eskelâs dark chuckle raises the hair on Jaskierâs nape, and the werewolf looks over his head to speak to Geralt. âGive our needy little prey what he deserves, wolf.â
As if heâd only been waiting for the permission, Geralt throws the faun over his shoulder and stands up with a deep growl, crossing the few paces back to the dead tree and sprawling Jaskier on top of it, belly down. The moss is comfortable enough and Jaskier whines as he bucks his hips, his impatience rekindled by the pressure on his groin.
Geralt stops his movements by covering the faunâs body with his, snarling into Jaskierâs ear. When the faun stills, panting and whimpering low in his throat, Geralt straightens and spreads Jaskierâs cheeks again, the wet tip of the werewolfâs cock rubbing into his entrance.
Resting his flaming temple on the cool, dewy moss, Jaskier meets Eskelâs eyes, the werewolf watching them both as he strokes his own cock with languid swipes of his clawed hand, almost matching the pace of Geraltâs rutting.
Just as Jaskier is drawing the breath to request the werewolf stop being such a fucking tease and get on with it, Geralt pushes in in one long, hot slide, forcing the faun to open around him without a pause for him to get used to the intrusion. It burns, and Jaskier chokes as he struggles to get enough air in his lungs, but still Geralt doesnât stop until his hips meet the back of Jaskierâs furred thighs.
Resting his sweaty forehead over the plush green moss, Jaskier takes a shaky inhale, breathing around the sensation, willing his body to relax. When he feels like he can take Geralt without splitting open, he turns his head on the side, gazing at Geralt over his shoulder.
âCome on then, what are you waiting for?â
A wild look fills Geraltâs amber eyes and Jaskier wails as the werewolf pulls out almost completely before slamming back into him, the faunâs body sliding forward with the force of his thrust. He has no time to recover as Geralt fucks into him again and again, Jaskier jostled this way and that, trying to get a good grip on the dead tree but only managing to rip chunks of moss.
Geralt remedies the problem by grasping Jaskierâs flailing arms, pulling them behind his back and holding them in a lock with one large paw, while the other rests on his left hip. With the added grip, Geralt can pull him back on his cock with each deep thrust, and Jaskier wails at the relentless drag of the burning shaft over his inner walls. His hooves hover over the ground, and he has no leverage or any sort of control over the situation, a powerless prey to the ravenous creature ravishing him.
Geralt fucks him without grace or finesse, rutting into him like the mindless animal Jaskier would have believed him to be an hour ago. As it is, Jaskier is going cross-eyed with intense, all-consuming pleasure, drool slicking his lips. The rough friction of the moss over his sensitive prick has him crying out again and again, along with the broken moans slipping from his lips every time Geralt finds his prostate with an abrupt thrust.
Jaskier reaches the edge fast but then he canât seem to fall, the desperation building inside him with every drag of Geraltâs cock glancing over his prostate. He canât touch himself and he canât arch his hips to give Geraltâs ploughing a better angle. No amount of begging seems to sway the werewolf, who keeps on rutting and grinding and fucking without obvious rhythm. Heâs stuck, Geralt taking his pleasure inside Jaskierâs body without much regard for Jaskierâs own, but itâs the most aroused the faun has ever been.
Geraltâs thrust become choppy and erratic after an unknown amount of time. Jaskier feels loose and like heâs ready to snap at the same time, and he doesnât immediately notice the growing bulge bumping against his hole every time Geralt slides inside him. The confused sound that escapes his lips turns into a surprised shout when it pops inside, stretching him even wider. Geralt snarls, drooling over Jaskierâs sweaty back, and pulls out again, the knot â and Jaskierâs eyes go wide as he realises what it is â making a squelching sound as it pops out.
It catches on Jaskierâs rim with every thrust now, growing larger and larger as Geralt approaches his peak, growling and snarling like an enraged beast, his claws tearing chunks out of the dead tree, splinters flying around them and falling to the ground. Jaskier is mewling with it, scared and eager for the knot to stretch him, fill him, wreck him.
Fangs prick at Jaskierâs freckled shoulder, grazing his skin in the ghost of a bite, and finally, Jaskier spills with a shout, clenching hard around Geraltâs knot, preventing it from slipping out. Geralt howls, thrusting another couple of times before he reaches his own peak, grinding against Jaskierâs ass as his cock pulses load after load of come deep inside him. It pushes Jaskierâs stomach to rub against a pool of his own semen, smearing it all over himself, but heâs too out of it to protest, mouth gaping, twitching with the last waves of his orgasm.
Geraltâs movements weaken, his cock still milking come into Jaskier, and the werewolf whines as he licks Jaskierâs shoulder.
âGood boy,â Jaskier slurs, face smooshed into the moss, his entire body tingling.
Gathering him in his arms, Geralt lowers them to the ground, propping himself up against the fallen tree, Jaskier cradled on his chest. The faun cries out as the shift in position jostles the knot inside him, and Geralt pets his sides apologetically.
âHow long will it take to go down?â Jaskier asks when his sensitivity has receded a little, burying his face into Geraltâs neck, breathing in the warm, musky scent of his fur.
âNot long now,â comes Eskelâs voice from above him, and Jaskier turns his head to find him close, watching the both of them with warm amber eyes. Jaskier shivers, both from the weight of that gaze and the cool breeze over his damp skin, and the dark werewolf crawls closer, enclosing the faun between his and Geraltâs bodies. Eskel noses at Jaskierâs chest, the faun wriggling weakly when the wet snout brushes at his nipples. A long, warm tongue laves over his stomach, and it takes Jaskierâs come-addled brain several second to understand Eskel is lapping at the seed smeared over him.
Jaskier keens when Eskelâs attentions turn to his spent cock, licking at the tip to tease out the last droplets of come, and when the faun pushes his head away, the werewolf noses his way down his sheath and balls to where Jaskier and Geralt are still tied. Geraltâs knot is only now starting to go down, deflating slowly, and Eskel laps at the semen that leaks out of Jaskierâs hole. When Geralt finally slips out, a rush of come following it, Eskel replaces it with his tongue, curling inside Jaskierâs abused hole.
The faun sobs at the sensation, both soothing and too much, but submits himself to Eskelâs thorough cleaning. When the werewolf is satisfied, he rises, fitting himself between Geralt and Jaskierâs open legs. His large, heavy cock rubs in the crease of Jaskierâs hip as he leans down to nose at his neck, and then further to nip at Geraltâs ear affectionately when the white werewolf lets out a needy rumble.
He pulls back, straightening up, his paws coming to spread Jaskierâs thighs further, and watches where his cock slides against Jaskierâs, teasing his prick out of its sheath again. Mating season always does wonders on the faunâs stamina, and heâs never been so grateful about it.
âPlease, Eskel, I wantââ Jaskier whines when the werewolf doesnât do anything to move things along, his gaze locked on their weeping cocks. One large paw comes to trap them together against Jaskierâs stomach, and the faun gasps, though the friction is far from enough to do anything else than taunt him.
The werewolf rumbles, his gaze dark, and when Jaskier lowers his eyes to see what heâs looking at, he almost comes all over himself.
Eskelâs cock slides over his flat stomach, the tip reaching almost all the way up to his navel, and Jaskier keens at the thought of it inside him, tearing him apart. His impatience rekindled, he hooks his ankles behind the werewolf, pulling his hips flush against Jaskierâs backside and demanding, as archly as he is able to when heâs burning up with want, âAre you gonna put that thing inside me, big boy, or do I have to find someone else to breed me full?â
The werewolfâs fangs flash in the moonlight as he smiles, a dangerous, predatory glint in his eyes. Still, he is gentle when he hikes Jaskierâs hips higher with an arm wrapped behind his back, almost folding him in half, cradling his head in his broad palm. Underneath them, Geralt purrs lazily, content with his head resting on Jaskierâs shoulder to observe the proceedings.
With the last of Geraltâs come slicking the way, Eskel slides in a slow, smooth glide, coaxing Jaskier to open for him as the faun tries to relax. Itâs the largest cock Jaskier has ever taken, and it fills him to the brim, but his body welcomes it, needs it. Every one of his nerve ending sings, and Jaskier gasps wetly as Eskel bottoms out.
Pulling out slowly, until only the tapered tip of his cock stretches the rim of Jaskierâs hole, Eskel breathes huskily, âGood?â
Jaskier has to remember how to form words, mouth gaping open as he stares sightlessly into the starry sky, but he manages to answer after a moment, eager for Eskel to fill him again.âYâ yes, very good, Eskel, fuckâ please, move, I need itââ Jaskierâs pleading is cut off with a sharp cry as Eskel complies, sliding home again.
The werewolf builds a slow and steady rhythm, so controlled in contrast to Geraltâs earlier mindless rutting that Jaskier mewls in confusion. He would try and fuck himself back on Eskelâs cock to encourage him to go faster, but Geraltâs paws are on his hips, preventing him from doing anything else than writhing helplessly.
A weird sensation in his stomach makes Jaskier lower his eyes, and he gasps at the sight that greets him. With every deep thrust in, a small bump appears in Jaskierâs lower belly, his skin stretching over the tip of Eskelâs cock. One hand comes to cradle the bulge like a precious thing, mesmerised by it, and Eskel growls wildly, possessive and as desperate as Jaskier is feeling.
The press of his hand makes the sensations even more vivid, and Jaskier pants at how Eskel seems to touch the deepest parts of him, hoping he isnât drooling over himself. With how boneless and desperate he feels at the way he is being used, he really canât be sure.
Underneath him, Geralt shifts and whines, slowly getting hard again, his dick rubbing against Jaskierâs lower back. Mad with desire, Jaskier hears a stream of pleading nonsense spill from his lips, begging for more even though he feels like heâs going to explode at the slightest touch.
One of Geraltâs paws leave Jaskierâs hips and soon after Jaskier can feel the nudge of his cock against his hole, where Eskel is still thrusting rhythmically. The faun cries out in both arousal and alarm, wanting Geralt to slide in next to Eskel even though he knows there is no way for him to take it. He finds himself hurtling fast towards his peak as he imagines the both of them knotting him.
Eskel growls and snaps at Geralt, the two of them fighting for control, for the right to Jaskierâs body, while the faun is jostled, limbs weak and unresponsive, between them.
The dark werewolf gets the upper hand and Geralt grumbles but submits, his cock slipping to Jaskierâs lower crack again. Eskel licks into the other werewolfâs mouth, affection filling his amber eyes, and Geralt accepts it begrudgingly, though Jaskier can feel the jump of his cock at the sloppy kiss.
Impatient, feeling petty at being ignored by the two werewolves while one of them is buried hilt deep into his ass, Jaskier moans and mewls exaggeratedly, blinking wide, wet eyes at Eskel. âPlease, Eskel, I need you⌠I need moreâŚâ
It does bring the attention back on him, though Eskelâs smirk is knowing, and he chuckles when Jaskier curses him as he pulls out entirely, leaving his hole gaping open, empty and clenching around nothing.
Jaskier screams in frustration, his hooves kicking in the air, trying to land a blow on the infuriatingly smug werewolf, but Eskel catches his ankles in one paw, tugging him closer.
The faun allows himself to be manhandled with a pout until the werewolves settle into a new position, Eskel and Geralt kneeling in front of each other while Jaskier hangs suspended between them, his back against Eskelâs chest and his knees hooked over Geraltâs arm.
Again, Eskelâs cock breaches his hole as the werewolf lowers him into his lap, the new angle pushing a raw whine out of Jaskierâs lips. The werewolf resumes fucking him with his ever steady thrust, and Jaskier loses himself to it, head thrown back on Eskelâs shoulder, until something pokes at him and he opens his eyes with effort to see the head of Geraltâs cock peeking from his thighs. Thrusting in and out, wetting Jaskierâs fur with precome, Geralt drags his cock over the faunâs balls as he uses his thighs like he did his hole.
Between the paired sensations of Eskelâs cock splitting his ass, hitting his prostate every time, and Geralt stimulating his prick as he fucks Jaskierâs thighs, itâs not long before the faun peaks to his second orgasm, pushed out of him with a cry.
Eskel gentles his thrusts, avoiding Jaskierâs oversensitive prostate, but neither he nor Geralt stop completely. They drag their own pleasure out of Jaskierâs body for what feels like hours to the almost delirious faun, a pliant ragdoll for them to fuck their seed into.
When finally Eskel locks up and comes, grinding into Jaskier until the faunâs stomach bulges the slightest bit, Jaskier sobs in relief. Geralt follows soon after, popping his knot in the tight clench of Jaskierâs thighs, covering the faunâs torso with stripes of hot come, matting his fur and pooling into the hollow of his throat.
Before it has even time to cool, Jaskier slips into an exhausted sleep.
*
Blades of sun-warmed glass caressing his skin wakes Jaskier a few hours later. Smiling at the tell-tale scent of sex that clings to him, he stretches languidly with a jaw-cracking yawn, deciding against opening his eyes just yet.
He snakes a hand down his torso, bypassing his still-sensitive cock to prod at the tenderness of his puffy hole. All traces of come and sweat and dirt has been washed away from his body, but when he plunges two fingers into himself, he finds heâs still wet there, marked with the evidence of last nightâs incredible coupling. With a self-satisfied sigh, he brings his sticky digits to his mouth, cleaning them with lazy licks.
A soft but heartfelt âfuckâ startles him and he opens his eyes to meet a familiar golden gaze in a not-at-all familiar face.
The man looking down at him has long, tangled white hair and smells distinctly of wet fur. He seems as surprised and confused as Jaskier is feeling, but before the faun can speak up, another voice calls from the direction of the little stream.
âAh, youâre finally awake, little prey.â
A very naked and very wet man with brown skin and a mean scar across his right cheek walks towards them, droplets of water sliding enticingly down the soft lines of his body.
âEskel?â Jaskier squeaks, his throat suddenly very dry.
The tanned man nods with a smile as he crouches down next to him, amber eyes soft and warm. âHow are you feeling?â
âIâ good, thank you,â Jaskier stammers, blushing a deep red as a twinge in his core reminds him of just what exactly he let those two handsome men do to him a few hours prior.
âHere, drink some water,â Eskel hands Jaskier a flask filled with fresh spring water. âYou should eat too. Geralt picked some berries while you were asleep.â
Geraltâs frown is belied by the pretty pink flushing his cheeks as he offers Jaskier a handful of plump wild strawberries, and the faun accepts them with a tentative smile, his stomach rumbling accordingly. The tart taste of the berries bring water to his mouth, and he jumps a little when Geralt noses at his neck, sniffing, much like he had done in his wolf form.
âFuck, Esk,â the man groans. âHe smells like the both of us.â
A possessive arm snakes around Jaskierâs waist and he lets himself be pulled flush to Geraltâs sun-kissed body, holding back a smirk. âThatâs not really surprising, given that you came all over me, as well as inside.â And damn, if Jaskier doesnât feel smug about it.
Both men groan and Eskel tips forward to cover the faun with his body, biting his lips and licking into his mouth, while Geraltâs fingers slip down to prod at Jaskierâs hole. The faun hisses, and the men immediately pull away, worry and uncertainty written into their eyes.
âAs much as Iâd love going another round with you two looking like this,â he encompasses their glorious nakedness with a flourish of his hand, âI donât think Iâll be up for the challenge for at least a day or two.â
Eskel and Geralt exchange a long, meaningful look as the white-haired man lowers his head to nibble at Jaskierâs freckled shoulder, and Eskel huffs, shaking his head good-humouredly. âWeâre heading south for the summer to meet our brother. I think youâd like him, and he, you. I mean, if you⌠were keen on accompanying us.â
Glee bubbling in his chest at the thought of adventures and songs and lots and lots of mind-blowing sex, Jaskier brushes a sweet kiss on Eskelâs flushed cheek. âOh, darling. Just try and get rid of me now.â
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vampire!jask drinks blood out of a champagne flute
vampire!jask also uses a crazy straw
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Oh yeah, so mermaid Jaskier wants to pet a puppy :)Â
-Jaskier is giant. Heâs never had anything to compare himself to apart from pirate ships, but they look the same way birds look in the skyâ tiny.
-Heâs a guardian of the Sea, first and foremost, so he never cares too much about drowning ships of captainâs thatâve wronged the Sea; either disrespecting her by mucking her waters with their scum, or stealing from her.
-The Sea gives, she is plentiful, but Jaskierâs warned to keep an eye out when her sons and daughters begin dying in excess and for no reason but greed and war.
-It earns himself a feared name, the Guardian of the Sea becomes capitalized and a slew of other nicknames, including Seamonster and Mommyâs Boy are born. Jaskier especially likes the last one, he is the Seaâs son after all, no shame in serving her.Â
-Unfortunately, that means that when the rare ship crosses his stretch of the Sea that hasnât committed atrocities, the crew is reading to throw fire in his face (bombs and cannons) and steering away from him by the time he gets low enough to say hello.Â
-Humans a barely as long as his pinkie finger, theyâre fast. Jaskier is tall as four, five of their ships are long and he is awfully slow in comparison.Â
-Heâs basking under the Sky, floating in the Seawater when he feels something move above his skin. Jaskier looks from where heâs laid down, hair splashing water as he carefully moves to get a better view.Â
-There is a man. He is as large as Jaskierâs index finger, which is quite large for a human, but his boat is small and he is alone.Â
-Scratch that. Jaskier sits up, careful not to rock the boat too wildly as the man clutches the sides, a creature that barely comes up to the manâs knees saying something wildly. He thinks itâs talking, four legged fuzzy little thing, but not in any language he understands.Â
-It seems that the man understands, though, and Jaskier squints down to see his hand soothe the animalâs flank. The Sea is calm; this man is good and Jaskier shrugs his inhibition as he leans down. The man does not seem to be carrying any weaponry save for the silver dagger he wields, pointed at Jaskier.
-Itâs laughable, but valiant. Though, Jaskier does not care much, spreading his lips in a wide grin as the man allows his to grow close enough to see the animal by his knees clearly. Heâs careful to keep his tail from flicking wildly in excitement as the animal relaxes from its growl and hops in place.Â
- âPlease,â Jaskierâs voice is well-used; he talks to his mother, the Sea, and to his siblings: the school of fish that lazily wander through his guarded waters, the giant squid that tickles between his tail-fins on well-weathered days, âCan I pet your animal?â The animal obviously recognizes this word, itâs tail wiggling wildly and its muzzle open as it pants in want despite its human glaring threatening at Jaskier.Â
-Â âPretty please,â Jaskier asks, widening his eyes in the same manner he uses with Mother when he asks for a new species for his waters.Â
-There is a giant merman staring at Geralt, asking him if he can pet Roach. Geralt might be losing his mind, heâs sure itâs a hallucination but he keeps his sword drawn nonetheless.Â
-No sits on the tip of his tongue, but then the mermanâs eyes widen, bluer than the bluest Sea. Heâs a witcher, heâs stronger than a pair of puppy eyâ but then he asks in that oh-so melodic, pleading voice of his to pet Roach. And really, Geralt canât fault him, Roach is adorable.Â
-He sheathes his sword, âcause dammit, whatâs a man supposed to do when faced with a being fifty times his height begging to pet his furry friend? Not to mention, the merman is extremely cute with his bottom lip jut and his body twitching as it contains possible tail flaps that Roach does not deign to.
- âBe very, very gentle,â he says, voice low and commanding. If the merman were to hurt Roach, he wouldâ
- âItâs so soft,â Jaskier whimpers, his breath ruffling her fur. âOh Salty Sea, itâs so soft.â The animal yips, rubbing its cheek against his fingertip as the man glares at them despite the speck of soft in his eyes.Â
- âHer name is Roach,â Geralt finds himself saying, âSheâs my best friend.âÂ
- âRoach,â Jaskier repeats, tasting the name on his tongue, âLike the fish.âÂ
-Â âLike the fish,â Geralt smiles.
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Lambert /Aiden, number 3 (legs trembling)
(rough potions sex, explicit)
Aiden was always hot for it coming down from a hunt, black-eyed and bitter-tongued, clawing down the back of Lambert's leathers with barely a by-your-leave. Despite his bitching, Lambert was just as needy, elbowing Aiden away just long enough to prep himself with two fingers of oil.
Lambert's pants were still around his knees when Aiden sank inside, and Lambert couldn't stop the thin whine of pleasure from escaping his lips, arching greedily into the burn.
"Oh Lamb," Aiden gasped, sounding reverent as his fingers dug bruises in Lambert's pale hips.
"Shut up and fuck me," Lambert growled, and Aiden sank his teeth into Lambert's shoulder, starting a rough, punishing rhythm which filled the forest glen with the obscene sounds of flesh slapping against flesh, the loud jingle of their belt buckles.
Lambert could feel the ridges of Aiden's armor digging into his lower back as he shifted, uncomfortably attempting to wedge his hand underneath his body to free his aching cock, which was still trapped in his braies.
"No," Aiden slapped his hand over Lambert's wrist, holding him firm as he struggled.
"You motherfucker," Lambert whined, pressing his head against the rough bark of the tree as he felt Aiden's large hand fall to the front of his braies, squeezing Lambert's throbbing bulge through the fabric and making him hump helplessly against Aiden's palm like a misbehaving pup.
"I'll make you spill," Aiden dragged his tongue along the side of Lambert's neck, somehow sounding smug even though he could hardly force out the words. With a satisfied rumble, Aiden eased into slow, deep thrusts which made Lambert's legs wobble, his knees turning to water.
Aiden managed to catch Lambert's body before he slid right onto the forest floor, crowding him up against the trunk of of the tree. He widened his stance, forcing Lambert's legs apart.
The change in angle made Aiden's cock grind against a spot which made Lambert see stars, sobbing as Aiden's hand continued fucking rubbing at him from the front. Melitele, Lambert was grateful that Aiden couldn't see his face right now, he probably looked so fucking stupid with his mouth opening and closing like a fish, unable to draw enough air into his burning lungs.
Lambert bit down on his sweat-damp sleeve to stopper the embarrassing whimpers falling from his lips as Aiden squeezed his cock with a grip like he was trying to wring water from a stone.
It was the edge of pain that made Lambert come, slicking his last clean pair of smalls as he howled and shook, bark splintering under his fingers. With a growl, Aiden roughly fucked his own spill into Lambert's abused hole.
"Fuck you," Lambert managed weakly as they panted in the aftermath, feeling weak as a kitten as he clung to the trunk of the tree.
"Other way around, I think" Aiden laughed into Lambert's sweaty nape and it was lucky for Aiden that he was such a decent fuck, otherwise Lambert would have socked him for that.
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I wanted to fuck their dad before it was cool đ
So nightmare of the wolf is out now
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Another Eskel bc.... hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg đ I'm so weak for this man.
I didn't intend to draw him in that state of undress.... but gosh I'm just so thirsty uhgggg. Sry :|
(I changed the clothes tho! He wore less before ahahahahahah)
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Oh no! Chibi Jaskier just fell into my purse as I am midway home, there is no stealing here no siree đ¤
*kill bill sirens*
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