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Secretly a dragon
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Rants vary depending on current interests. Pupper lover and filth appreciator. 25
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crash-and-live · 4 days ago
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now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3
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crash-and-live · 7 days ago
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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a talented man
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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I love how if you flirt with Davrin, Assan cock blocks you and when you flirt with Emmrich, Manfred cock blocks you but when you flirt with Lucanis, Spite is all for it so Lucanis has to cock block himself. What a man
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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One of my favorite Christmas things is pictures of cats with Christmas lights reflected in their eyes.
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Magic.
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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It's SO funny that the Inquisition was, essentially, mostly a bunch of liars.
Varric is an unreliable narrator who according to Bianca tends to make up stories about what he wished would have happened. The Iron Bull is a Ben-Hassrath who will mostly act the same whether you've sacrificed the Chargers or not until *that moment* in Trespasser. Vivienne, while always frank in her opinion of you, is also absolutely a master of The Game. Sera runs with the Friends of Jenny, appears immature and pulls pranks on people, yet she does it with such skills that she is rarely caught. Solas is Solas. Blackwall/Thom Rainier? NO ONE does it like him. The advisors are not exempt either. While Leliana is obviously a spymaster, Josephine can and will destroy someone's reputation with nothing but a glove planted somewhere compromising. And Cullen? Is really cagey about his time as a templar. Even the Inquisitor is a fraud. Willingly or not, you gain an army because people believe that you are the Herald of Andraste. Which is patently false.
Then there's Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast, Seeker of TRUTH. Cole, whose job is to blurt everyone's secrets aloud. And Dorian, who left the nest of backstabbing vipers that is Tevinter, only to traipse through sand and snow and mud with this organization of lying liars.
10/10 team no notes
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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Touched up this old sketch of Dorian based on the concept art in the Veilguard artbook.
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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love a man dripping in blood
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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Wikihow: How to Keep Dread Wolves Away From Veil Rituals
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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I adore him, Lucanis my beloved 🥺
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crash-and-live · 1 month ago
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Extremely funny to me how many of Davrins companion quests are some variation of “do you want to go take a walk” yes king I absolutely do thank you I love you
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crash-and-live · 2 months ago
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crash-and-live · 3 months ago
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