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‘Lament for Icarus’ - Herbert James Draper // ‘British lads hit each other with a chair’

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Yo everyone who complained about sonics design and got them to change it from quasi-humanoid nightmare spawn to wholesome smol 2-D sonic should be crucified because you all know that a sonic movie with the horrorchild would’ve been peak entertainment

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there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

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Heavy Rain ( 2010 )

All animations ramped up to 500%

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venom: *does that thing with his tongue*

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And he goes, “What are you?”     Which is fucking rude.

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do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

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Ewan McGregor ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Kylo the wide?

Who is this

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You are a wide one

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An obi wan movie has been confirmed, Ewan McGregor has expressed interest, and he’s started to grow a very familiar looking beard

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The Bridgeport Post, Connecticut, July 31, 1958

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I thought the line from genesis where the serpent is tempting eve states that eve knew she was not meant to eat it.

The woman said to the serpent, “we may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but god did say, ‘you must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

I’m willing to be proven wrong here but I dedinitely thought she knew.

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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