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i’m alive guys i swear-

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Sherlock Holmes x GN! Reader Headcanons

a/n: just finished watching enola holmes 2 and HNNNNN 🦋🦋

warnings: none!

look, it’s Sherlock Holmes

he’s a detective! he doesn’t have time for romance!

the very idea is simply preposterous…

…and deep, deep down, rather intriguing

you two most likely met through Enola forcing Sherlock to get a roommate so he doesn’t drown in his own “organized chaos”

you make him small snacks and tea when he’s stressing over a case which he appreciates more than he lets on

and overtime, it goes from small snacks, to making him breakfast, to brushing his hair, to holding him at night, and finally to a gentle kiss pressed to his lips to hush his rambling

i feel like your relationship dynamic would likely be the grumpy introvert (him) and the cheery extrovert (you)

but on the flipside, if you’re a fellow introvert, he’s be sooooo grateful when you show him love yet respect his space unlike SOME OTHER PEOPLE

*cough* Enola *cough*

he’s super warm but his hands are FREEZING (he definitely chuckles when you yelp at his hands sliding under your shirt-)

big spoon mostly, but definitely has his little moments (don’t we all bro)

some days (especially when he’s hungover) he gets c l i n g y, im talking pressing small kisses aimed for your lips that miss, limbs LOCKED around you, and gives LETHAL puppy eyes if you try to leave

his hair is so floofy after a shower and smells like wine and old books

probably not a fan of PDA, not just for his professional image but also for you two getting harassed by some jerk

that’s not to say he’ll object to you holding his arm, of course!

will melt if he finds you wearing his clothes, whether they’re big or small on you!

him swinging the door open and just collapsing in your arms because he’s a tired bby :c

if he’s rushing and can’t give you a kiss, he’ll just press his nose to yours, murmur a “love you, be safe” and leave

and then brings you your favorite flowers on his way back

such a gentleman in general, will make time for you even when he’s swamped with work 🩷

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Dating Ethan Nestor would Include…

DISCLAIMER: I am not alluding to or claiming anything about Ethan’s personal life nor do I want to, as that is his buisness and his alone; these headcanons are simply for people who value him as a comfort source! Enjoy :)

a/n: in the unlikely event that ethan sees this, kindly shoot me-

warnings: none! just fluff :)

you two either meeting through youtube, creatorclash, or spencer tackling you with affection

no other options LOL

ethan’s talked about his sexuality on stream before, so i don’t think he’d have issues with dating someone who isn’t afab (pan-curious king)

i feel like he’d definitely be very protective of you in the sense of privacy, since he doesn’t want you getting hate

however, if you allowed it, he would absolutely make some cute couple posts!

SO MANY GAY JOKES BRO

this man doesn’t give a royal fuck what you identify as, the gay jokes are inevitable

you recording him giggling because fdkjfjdklfjsrlk cute???

getting invited on brain leak and exposing him to seán 😭

you both start bullying him

spencer being squished in between y’all when you’re cuddling

neither of you mind, since he’s your adopted son

spencer, not ethan, to be clear

PLSSS YOU LITERALLY SCREAMING YOUR LUNGS OUT TO ENCOURAGE TO HIM AT CREATORCLASH

you’re one of the first people he hugs after winning <333

dates that are literally just taking a nap together (goals honestly)

begging him to wear glasses more cuz he’s fine asf already but in glasses?? *dies*

just a very sweet, slightly chaotic relationship with our lord and savior eeftan christ PFFT-

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Mahito x Male! Florist! Reader Headcanons

a/n: first post, woohoo!! 🎉 sorry if these are chaotic asf

you two met in your cozy little shop, tucked between a bookstore and a cafe

when Mahito first saw you arranging bouquets and watering hanging plants, he was shooketh

not just because you’re so handsome, but because…what was this feeling? was he going to throw up? why didn’t he want to devour this human on sight?

curses don’t reproduce with each other, so i doubt they have any concept of attraction because they don’t really have a need for it?

after that first “encounter” Mahito obviously tells bestie wingman Geto about his confusing feelings

Geto laughs and explains to him what love is, platonic v.s romantic, all that jazz

Mahito barely gets it-

and so our baby boy develops his first crush at age several thousand years: you!

He def visits your shop every day, open or not and just deadass stares at you 😭 like close your mouth dude, your acid drool is melting the cacti 

but little did he know, you could see him!

of course, you were creeped out at first, especially with his appearance, but one day, you simply ask him if you can help him

this man basically jumps to heaven and back cuz WHAT THE FUCK HE CAN SEE ME OH SHIT

overall, you two meeting sparks Mahito’s high-schooler-scared-to-talk-to-their-crush side, but honestly? He likes the feeling of a new emotion

OKAY NOW LET’S GET TO Y’ALL’S DATING LIFE

👏clingy👏as👏fuck

will have you in a death grip (almost literally oop) when cuddling, and if you somehow manage to wriggle out to go to the bathroom, be prepared for this man jumpscaring you with an adorable pout and whiny complaining

speaking of cuddles 👀

i feel like he’d try to be the big spoon, but then one day he just falls into your arms after a bad time and just becomes little spoon ever since

neck worship. not just hickies, he just nuzzles into it, kisses it, just rests there, you name it!

(he likes it because he can feel your pulse and it comforts him knowing you’re alive and well aww bby)

will only let you so much as graze his hair if you PROMISE not to mess it up!

oop nearly forgot:

you make bouquets especially for him and tell him the meanings of each flower <3

he tears up

(get your men flowers y’all, boys want flowers too)

MATCHING FLOWER CROWNS I’M SCREAMING

he tries to help out around the shop but accidentally kills some plants with his energy and gets so freaking sad

you legit have to hug him and pat his head like a little boy while he thinks he ruined your career :((

overall, 11/10 recommend, get yourself a Mahito at your local *insert store name* today!

please reblog if you enjoyed, love <3