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Please join me in welcoming for his regional debut—the Brigand of Barbados, the Cream of the Caribbean, the Gentleman Pirate!

RHYS DARBY as STEDE BONNET in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022)

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You are improving, though… Kinda. Yeah, well, it’s been days since I’ve cut myself on my sword. Oop, no, there we go. Damn.

Bonus:

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the gentleman pyrate 🏴‍☠️

[based on "fop, dog, and flowers" by j.c. leyendecker]

prints available!

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Arcade Gannon in microsoft word

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Taika complimenting the hell out of Rhys Taika Waititi & Rhys Darby Take Lie Detector Tests | Vanity Fair (x)

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endlessly funny to me that Taika has a big time Marvel movie coming out in July or smth and all he can talk about at interviews and press stuff is that Gay Pirate Show™ and constantly stress how it's a love story and it's meant to be a love story and that he goes online and googles fanart and stuff of this gay lovestory not a whiff of marvel movie bs lmaoo

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“So, uh, I reckon what makes Ed happy… is… you.”

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Manifesting them being happy and reunited and everything being alright

(I’ve looked at this for too long and can’t comprehend it anymore 🫠)

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the stock market is so silly like girl you made that up

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Chenrich in the Life is Strange: True Colors First Official Gameplay Trailer

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the way my jaw dropped when I saw her in this outfit

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⚠️cat is cursed do not pet⚠️

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Kiss me! Oh, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me...

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Frogs with hats 👒

(via)

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receiving a package in the mail would fix me i know it