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uh oh! owner's being sued for worker abuse! get out the boop meter so everybody forgets

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I am on my way to being the best auntie ever or the worst sister-in-law that ever lived. Possibly both.

I am making my 2-year-old niece a plushy for her birthday. She is very hands-on baby and wants to help with everything and be involved in the center of attention. A few weeks after her birthday everyone is going dipnetting. She is two and can not help with dip netting or do anything but watch.

So I am making her a toy salmon. And I am making it so she can filet it. It has guts. It has bones. It is all one piece and child friendly, and I am debating using embedded magnets or velcro to hold the filets on.

She has a kitchen set with a little wooden knife at her grandparents house, who have already heard about this and think its a great idea. We are gonna teach this kid to clean and process fish. She already knows where meat comes from and she will want to get in and do what everyone else is doing which she can not do because the fish are only slightly smaller than she is.

So, salmon plushy

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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

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when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

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This is everything to me tbqh :(

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saying it right now… october 2024 was one of the greatest months in phandom history ever

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average library childrens room tasks

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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Bucees troll

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🐈‍⬛🤍

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Tumblr Boops

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can phil get off insta and post the video 😒

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👻 Happy Halloween! Favorite spooky BOOp, go! 🐾

A soft spectral stroke? A baffling bony boop? A dusty, petrified prod?

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I saw this and, well, it actually reminded me to how I would try to do fandubs when I was like ten/nine years old 😭✋

I was such a big fan of HxH and I wanted to be a voice actor, but I was so embarrassed to do the fandubs when my family was present, I always waited for them to go out. But then, while I'm reading the dialogues out loud, so in it, my sibling enters our shared room and I PANIC AND I KNEW THEY WOULD ASK; wtf, who you talking to.

AND I IMMEDIATELY SAY; NOTHING, NO ONE, GET OUT

Never again did I try to do a fandub, or a cover LMAO.

Worst thing is, they didn't even hear me, like years later they tell me; idk why you reacted like that dude, it was so quiet, thought you were sleeping.

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Alright. Less nervous now. Now just trying to figure out if I can make it back to bed or if I do indeed, gotta vom

Just sitting here at quarter to 3 in the morning, waiting on a 3 minute timer cuz I woke up nauseous as hell and it's the 5th day in a row of feeling sick.

Nervous as all fuckin get out

Booping the ghost cat, my mutuals and strangers