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Oh Colin

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Save me

Kai Anderson whores thank me later

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he is just so beautiful-

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Evan Peters as Alex in “Adult World”

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Evan Peters with blonde, curly hair is such a serve

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giving some much needed love to the nice evan peters characters 💕

boyfriend material fr

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FUCK TEAM PAXTON LOOK AT THEM

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Remus: I did not sleep at all last night

Lily: You know what they say, if you can’t sleep somebody is thinking about you

Remus: And who would be thinking about me at 3am?

Sirius: *panicked silence*

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James: Okay so good news and bad news

Remus: Bad news first

Sirius: The fire I started in the greenhouses is out of control

Remus: THE WHAT-

James: So you don’t even care about the good news, wow Remus what a great friend you are…

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Sirius: *scowling* It’s nice to feel wanted sometimes you know.

Remus: NOT BY THE FUCKING LAW

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Remus: You’re a lying scheming evil piece of shit and we are getting a divorce!

Sirius: Fine then, but James and Peter are coming with me.

James: *slowly packing away a monopoly board* maybe we should play a different game.

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(1981) Dumbledore using a dance mom’s pyramid in order meetings:

Dumbledore: So. At the bottom of the pyramid Peter, you haven’t actually done anything so I cannot rank you any higher. Not like you can do anything about it anyway, you gonna betray us? hahahahahhaa lol

Peter:

Dumbledore: Next lily, well ur mostly looking after your son so your not of much use if I’m honest, might get able to get Snivellus on our side using you though. #Snily for life baby.

Lily: Uhh

Dumbledore: Sorry babes. Next, Alice your also a full time milf. So erm yeah. Well at least one of your sons could be of my use in the future I guess.

Lily and Alice: What?

Dumbledore: What? Yeah well anyway next, James. You’re quite good actually and thanks for letting me borrow your little cloak, doubt you’ll need that anyway but thanks.

James: s’okay sir, was only gonna use it this Halloween to make myself a floating head

Dumbledore: Next up, Sirius , your a good little fighter, and I really enjoyed trying out your motorcycle, it was rather exhilarating. Hopefully I can get that once your off in your cell.

Sirius: Anytime professor. Wait what?

Dumbledore: And finally my number one Remus, forever my fav, love that I can pay u minimum wage for all the undercover work you do for me and I get away with it cause y’know where else are you gonna get a job? A muggle macdonalds? Lmao. Nah your actually chill and I’ve gotta say if I was younger... *smirks* Sirius is one lucky fella. I’ll defo make sure you survive this war, fuck everyone else.

Remus: Huh?

Dumbledore: Yeah so that’s it, see you next week *winks at remus*

*walking out of the meeting*

Sirius: Bless him, poor bloke must be going mad with old age

Peter: Yeah as if I’d betray you guys

*everyone laughing*

Remus: *deeply confused* was he… was he coming onto me?

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Sirius: My boyfriend is fine

James: Your boyfriend is on his 11th coffee mixed with brandy at 7am and has been up all night crying after reading The Song of Achilles

Remus: Yeah but is his boyfriend having an anxiety attack right now?

Remus:

Remus: Yes, he is actually.

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Sirius: Come on Prongs! I thought we were best friends, brothers, partners in crime, tell me the first person you kissed.

James: *spluttering* It er it really doesn’t matter, it was a while ago

Sirius: I don’t understand why you are acting like this James. Just say it. No judgment.

Remus: *grinning mischievously* Yeah James who was it?

Sirius: JAMES JUST TELL US

James: I CAN’T

Remus: *smirking* Just tell him James.

Sirius: Wait. Don’t fucking tell me it was Moony

Remus: *grinning* Yes-

James: *panicking* NONONONONO! IT WAS REGULUS! *immediate regret*

Sirius: JAMES YOU KISSED MY BROTHER WTF?!?

Remus: I WASN’T YOUR FIRST KISS?! BETRAYAL JAMES BETRAYAL!

Sirius: I KNEW SOMETHING FISHY WAS GOING ON WHEN YOU STARTED TELLING ME YOU LOVED VICTORIA JUSTICE.

Sirius: *realisation*

Sirius: Wait… JAMES MY BOYFRIEND TOO WTF JAMES YOU WHORE!!!!

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Dumbledore: Remus, would you keep Sirius out of trouble

Remus: Why me?

Dumbledore: friends to lovers| slow burn| mutual pining because you’re the most responsible

*winks At McGonagall*

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Sirius: And that concludes the entirety of the history of rock and roll

*sighs of relief across the griffindor common room*

Sirius: Now let’s see if you were paying attention

*kahoot music begins*