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Thoughts on Santa deniers?

I just don't know where else they think the presents could come from. the parents theory doesn't make sense if you apply even a little bit of scrutiny because mom and dad are asleep at night

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One of my wisdom teeth is turning black fml

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There's something so comfortingly beautiful about the natural vivid green and bright vibrant yellow-orange of mac n cheese with peas

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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How is it even fucking possible lmao

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When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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gertrude

[ID: a picture of an old, grumpy-looking brown tabby cat gazing dead-eyed into the camera.]

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The restful wunk

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it's just me and my tamagotchi against the world

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

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Tandemaus evolution idea: Divaus

If you have a free space in your party instead of evolving into maushold sometimes it evolves into two single Divaus, one is pants form divaus and the other is shirt form divaus

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idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

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last night i woke up at like 3 am after dreaming of a cartoon villainess who was a 3 inch tall evil sorceress and frantically wrote her name down in my notes app terrified i wouldn’t remember what it was