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You will never live in a world that is okay with you wanting to fuck the angry birds. Everyone will hate you FOREVER it isn’t reactionary or facist you will never win that battle bc it’s fucking weird and it should be repressed. That utopia you dream of where people are accepting of your desires to fuck a little cartoon ball of feathers ? Forget about it.
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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me
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In the face of extermination say eat my shorts man
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looking at your boobs but in a, like, "women are awesome we should celebrate them all the time" way and only slightly in a pervert way. like maybe 20% pervert intentions at max
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This is why I dislike the man
His beef with the writers
Repairing his and Dean’s ‘relationship’ with a massage, dinner, flowers
Badmouthing the show
Badmouthing the tvGuide cover
Talking about In the Beginning
Roofie ‘jokes’
Rape ‘jokes’
Slave ‘joke’
Talks about ‘screwing’ Jensen
'Dean’ shoutout
Diestel turkey
Jealous Dean
J2 at JIBCon 2014 vs Misha
Thinks directors should lick HIS shoes
The dolls
Badmouthing Jimmy
Cursing out Jensen at JIB Con 2014
Goodbye Stranger gag reel
The 'i love you’ line
Talking about the handprint (tweet)
Talking about the handprint (video)
The whoopee cushion
Destiehell vs Wincest
Castiel’s role only in terms of Dean
West’s accident
Being 'comforted’ by Jensen
Shipping 'diestel’ sausage to Jensen
“By humanity, you mean 'Dean’”
Season 8 gag reel
The harassment of authors
The harassment of astronauts
Ice Bucket Challenge
Lap dance from Danneel
Croatoan Day
Getting Jared a glass dildo
Nasty Jared comment
Taliban comment
Blaming the show for his lack of roles/the main points
HouCon 2015
The 200th episode
Sleeping with Genevieve
Giving Sera the finger
The post he later deleted
His Halloween costume (with Vicki) as Roy Horn
His 2 dad tweet
His conscientious parenting
Another nasty comment directed towards Jared
“Does he (Cas) want to take Dean to bed?”
Gishwhatever is more ‘important’ than school
Item #52 for 2015 Gishwhatever
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 1
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 2
Implying that Jensen helps ‘write’ the fanservice
‘Joke’ about the gorilla that was killed
Dean ‘flirts’ with Cass
Misha grabbing the Dean cutout
He and Jensen ‘live it’
Valentine’s Day tweet involving Trump
Using his phone to take pics up skirts
Talking about Karla
100,000 destiel fanfics take 1
100,000 destiel fanfics take 2
His photo-op at Momento Con
Trash talking Sam at New Orleans 2021
Said that Jensen wrote a song for Dean and Cass at German Con 2021
Nasty remarks about Queen Elizabeth take 3
Seeing an opportunity to bring up Gish
It’s 2022 and he is still queerbaiting
“I’m all three” vs “I’m awful”
His ‘spoiler’ for season 8
Sitting on Jensen and Rob
Just being nasty at JibCon 2023
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some whump tropes that i enjoy immensely
- whumpee being overstimulated by sensory stimuli - bright lights, loud/repetitive sounds, being touched, certain smells - and wincing or shrinking down to get away from it
- unresponsive whumpee who doesn’t give a crap anymore. theyd let someone push them over and theyd just topple to the side and lay there. they don’t respond to goodwill attempts to help, like having a bowl of warm food placed in front of them. they’ve checked out.
- familiar/casual whumpees - whumpees who are familiar with being treated a certain way so they don’t put up much of a fuss to being spit on or kicked. Just groan and move on with your day (could work rly well with ‘living weapon’ i feel)
- whumpees with collars!!!! it’s too dang good. especially if it’s a shock collar and they’re afraid to speak for fear of getting zapped. Bottom line is, you are property.
- whumpee being treated like a child and getting really pissed about it. bonus if the whumper has to resort to some atypical child behavior remedies to keep whumpee in their ‘role’ - such as chains, drugs, etc
- whumpee who refuses to part with an object, such as a mask, and freaks out if anyone so much as touches it.
- caretaker removing masks or collars when the time is right - only to catch whumpee wearing it again in fear or for comfort
- whumpees hands shaking so badly they can’t write or pick things up, and breaking things because their fine motor control is so horribly shot
- whumpee’s injuries being discovered by a group of caretaker friends; whumpee attempts to minimize and de escalate the damage they endured, while friend group is getting bent out of shape in horror over what was done to whumpee, and falling over each other to begin taking care of them
- whumpee being resuscitated and immediately leaping back into action without a thought to the fact that they just DIED; caretaker friend trying to get them to slow down and rest for one freaking second
- ANY kind of retrograde amnesia is soooo tasty. Especially when they don’t remember people they love and just stare at them with a blankly polite smile - OR whumpees who become aggressive with fear over not remembering anything!!
- whumpee seeing/hearing things and freaking out about it while caretaker tries to calm them down
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"You can't keep me here forever."
"Watch me."
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WHUMPCEMBER day 8:
Prompt: "Isolation"
Arka Sokaklar 557. - 558. Bölüm
@whumpcember
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Supernatural - Baby (11.04)
Whumptober 2022
No. 20 IT’S BEEN A LONG DAY
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Dean attempts to kill himself to save his brother
Supernatural: S11E17 Red Meat
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support the head
Shadowhunters (S2), Merlin (S2), Tristan and Isolde, Offspring (S4 E12) Merlin (S1 E13), Red Dragon.
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drugged
The Childe (2023) || Fleisch (2008)
The 100 (2x11) || Labyrinth (2012)
90210 (S5 E9) || Money Heist (E?)
Two Against Death (E6 2016) || Damien (S1E6)
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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN in THE COURIER (2012)
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Dean escapes his Djinn-cursed reality - Supernatural (S02E20)
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