cowboy-in-training

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Neurotypical people have a secret, special way of saying "...okay." that saps all the joy from your body and makes you feel like an idiot, and they love to use it when you show them something you're really, really excited about

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🙂

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

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At work there used to be a sign on a few things that would say like "if this bubbles, run for your life" and "if you hear thumping run for cover" and "bears can and will kill you" and really in general I wish the park service was more willing to say "you are not at home, you are not at disneyland, you can die here and you can die so badly your family will have to bury an empty casket because no one will risk their own life to collect your idiot corpse."

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adding highlights to my drawings while not knowing or ignoring where the light source is

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dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

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high fashion is body horror

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(

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im still laughing at this

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I am deeply saddened by the fact that I was not born into the era of love letters

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Wide boy

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A goat, interrupted! Baaa!