cowboy-in-training

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knuckle tat idea

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VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*

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[ID: a screenshot of the “Almost Christmas” Ace Attorney meme behind a slightly transparent stock image of an ice cube. End ID.]

it’s defrosting

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ceo down!

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list of words tiktok shouldn’t be allowed to use anymore- *gets shot*

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

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when are they gonna create hrt that turns you into The Character

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this callout couldve been a block button

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I am afflicted by Nuance. I fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but

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sees art with thick smooth line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees art with sketchy thin line art: ah yes i want my art to look like that

sees lineless art: ah yes i want my art to

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oh my god god god god god my dad just tried to complain about me wearing earrings with ghosts on them because they're "not very festive" so i said Well Actually ghosts are very appropriate for christmastime and he said tell you what if you can show me a single christmas themed thing that has ghosts in it i won't say another word about your fashion choices this entire holiday. i Promise. so i got him to lean in realllllll close as i opened up the browser app on my phone and slowly began to type "A CHRISTMAS CAROL" while the blood rapidly drained from his face.

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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

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WAIT WHAT

THE COMIC?

THE TF2 COMIC??

IT'S HERE?????

IT'S BEEN SEVEN YEARS??????????

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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experimenting with food is so scary like what if this sucks ass and now i gotta eat it anyway or i'll starve

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