cowboy-in-training
almost died of scurvy and didn't know for a year
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cowboy-in-training · 7 hours ago
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cowboy-in-training · 11 hours ago
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cowboy-in-training · 13 hours ago
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urethra!
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cowboy-in-training · 15 hours ago
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this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
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cowboy-in-training · 16 hours ago
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they should invent a skin picking that’s actually really good and fine and it makes the textures go away forever and ever
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cowboy-in-training · 17 hours ago
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cowboy-in-training · 17 hours ago
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cowboy-in-training · 19 hours ago
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self-care phrases to boost your confidence
this shit ain't nothin to me man
I'll fucking kill you
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cowboy-in-training · 1 day ago
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cowboy-in-training · 1 day ago
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creature in fiction: *is portrayed as bad and mean*
8 year old me: but what if there was a good and nice one :0
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cowboy-in-training · 1 day ago
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Positive affirmations:
I deserve a halberd
I should be given a halberd
People want me to have a halberd
I can be trusted to own a halberd
I will be given a halberd one day
People will think my halberd is incredibly hot
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cowboy-in-training · 2 days ago
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is it okay if my tail is really big and i knock stuff over all the time
(she/her only)
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cowboy-in-training · 2 days ago
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#NotMyAutarch
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cowboy-in-training · 2 days ago
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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