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countvardalek · 3 years ago
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me when i don’t yet have a stylus but i want to give makeovers in the drawing app
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countvardalek · 3 years ago
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So a while back I won a cheap eBay auction listing for a collection of love letters from the first world war.
They arrived today, and…the listing was WAY more than I expected for the price I won it for. There’s over 100, and they’re not just from WWI, but from 1906 (earliest I’ve found so far) through to 1915.
Charlie writes to his girlfriend, Gertrude. This is the most beautiful, lovesick stuff I’ve ever read. He sends her so many letters, sometimes twice a day, and lots of poems. He seems to have been an artist, as he talks a lot about small exhibitions of his stuff, and included a flyer for one. He also talks about how her parents don’t approve of them and how he’s desperately awaiting the day they’ll be married.
I haven’t found the latest of the letters, but the fact it’s up until 1915 and then stops…doesn’t give me hope for a happy ending.
This man continuously refers to his precious beloved Gertie as his queen and goddess, and whilst most of it is sickly sweet, there’s some raunchy stuff too, with him talking about how he can’t wait until they have a little house together and can ‘please each other all day’…
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There’s. So many.
I’m going to put them in order by date, read them through, and then maybe even transcribe them so we can find out a bit about Charlie and Gertie’s love story.
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countvardalek · 3 years ago
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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.
Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:
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countvardalek · 3 years ago
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So a while back I won a cheap eBay auction listing for a collection of love letters from the first world war.
They arrived today, and...the listing was WAY more than I expected for the price I won it for. There's over 100, and they're not just from WWI, but from 1906 (earliest I've found so far) through to 1915.
Charlie writes to his girlfriend, Gertrude. This is the most beautiful, lovesick stuff I've ever read. He sends her so many letters, sometimes twice a day, and lots of poems. He seems to have been an artist, as he talks a lot about small exhibitions of his stuff, and included a flyer for one. He also talks about how her parents don't approve of them and how he's desperately awaiting the day they'll be married.
I haven't found the latest of the letters, but the fact it's up until 1915 and then stops...doesn't give me hope for a happy ending.
This man continuously refers to his precious beloved Gertie as his queen and goddess, and whilst most of it is sickly sweet, there's some raunchy stuff too, with him talking about how he can't wait until they have a little house together and can 'please each other all day'...
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There's. So many.
I'm going to put them in order by date, read them through, and then maybe even transcribe them so we can find out a bit about Charlie and Gertie's love story.
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countvardalek · 3 years ago
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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❛ BAEKHYUN ˚ · ͟͟͞͞ -⁺◟candy ༉ teaser ‧₊˚
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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taehyung being a whole husband material
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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MARGOT ROBBIE as HARLEY QUINN in THE SUICIDE SQUAD trailer (2021)
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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if i was in a jane austen novel i would be the one sent to the seaside for my health
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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uquiz that tells you what circle of hell you would go to
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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9 Thermidor by 7 gifs
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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Hikarifurumichi after Danton(1983)
Saint-Just bringing flowers for Robespierre
Robespierre in David’s ugly roman cape
“Le créateur du tribunal revolutionnaire condamné!”
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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Rue and Jules
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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rules - icons
like or reblog if you save/use
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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Derelict Gothic Abbey ~ Jorge Carlos Gonzalez
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countvardalek · 4 years ago
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omg fanfic vibes
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