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hellooooo

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I was, in fact, NOT back. But I’m here now and will perhaps be coming back. Depends on if I still vibe with the style & energy & content

I heard we’re being unhinged and feral on here again now that twitters pulling a titanic so hey what’s up hello I am back and more insane than ever!

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they should invent a day that does not exhaust me and suck the life out of me

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ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.

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on the 30+ hour train ride home i decided to read a bunch of stephen king short stories i had skipped over years prior because they didn’t interest me and i read Night Flier first and that is literally a story about a detective type man hunting a crazed serial killer pilot who flies a plane directly to his victims and who thinks hes a vampire and he chases this guy across states only to find out it is an actual fucking Dracula who flies a plane and the dracula is like “fuck off and stop following me” and leaves in his plane. and that’s the story

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I heard we’re being unhinged and feral on here again now that twitters pulling a titanic so hey what’s up hello I am back and more insane than ever!

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Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions

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Alright then

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If you think you’re not ready or not talented enough, you need to be reminded that people have done more with less

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women are so hot I’m so glad I’m not straight

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the calendar says 2022 but my heart says 2019

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me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

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I wish all women were safe

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Friendly reminder that I’m still hot

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THE EMPTY MAN 

Concept art by Ken Barthelmey