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《 Seems I Ain't The Only One Getting Crap From Followers... Damn... 》

Alm's followers drop afew corpses onto his alter

Seriously! Why!? Why would you do this?

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afew of Cotton's cultist vanish...

《 ... What A Unfortunate Turn Of Events... For The Bastard Who Stolen Them... 》

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a huge crash is heard.

IM MOTHERFUCKING CANON AGAIN BITCHES! ALANOR IS B A C K! also hello biological fluff noodle

《 ALANOR GET OUT! I AM PROMOTING BAD DRAGON CURRENTLY!! 》

@sapient-marshmallow-princess

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You gay ass fuck ya stupid bimbo bitch

《 I gotten insults 10× better then that pig slop I mean I am Autistic- use that for jokes or roasts, at least make a good joke for once Anons! like "Do I Have Any Legos To Attend To!" other then this weak garbage you call insults! 》

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BAD DRAGON SPONSOR!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY!!! ARE YOU SOME SORT OF FURRY FUCK?!

《 ... I- I mean... Have you seen the sort of shit that happens here and yeah I am canonically a Furry/Fursona, this is 2025, Everyone has a fursona nowadays... Hell- some Anti-Furs are troll furries... Why? Are you a furry? 》

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Happy Valentines-Week, Since Next Friday Is Valentines Day And My Character Is The Status And Goddess Of Affection- It Only Made Since I Do This Shit- I Made A Sponsor Banner From A Bet That Ended Wholesomely So, Umm, If you are 18 years and older, Have money and urges I guess and ya need abit of self valentines lovins this week or wanna gift for your valentine a gift that will make em blush more pink then Cotton, Head down to 《We Know What Website It Is!~》 and get ya self some "makin fantasies real~" or just laugh at the fact this post exists and point making dick and vagina jokes! I Don't Care! ^w^

{My Character May Be A Degenerate And I May Draw mature Shit But I Ain't Showing Products- >W< "February Colors looking good, and the Valentines Day King this year is a Bear Boi- Lucky Bastard!"}

Oh And!

There Is A Sticker For This Embarrassing Fuckin Memory To My Misery But Still- This Is A Bet! You Now Have The Cootos To Put This Anywhere If Ya Have A Printer Or Use It Digitally To Confuse Your Friends And Be A Total Menace To Society! Hell! SPAM IT AND MAKE MY FAMILY SEE IT- IDK!!! :p

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A large group of fluffy pink men- mainly stag like with pink fluffy cloaks venture here with a wagon full of dead followers of Leshy and Worms... A beautiful bounty of food from the old woodland shithole

Cotton reforms Infront of the group congratulating them on slaughtering Leshy's bastard followers and worms Cotton claps her paws together happily before grabbing a follower out The Wagon- A Fox... She grins before with a swift motion fully Un-Pelting it and consuming the creature, giggling happily

《 Well Done My Lovely Followers!... You Shall Hunt At Dusk The Next Day- This Time... Deeper Inwood! 》

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《 ... I- See- Anyways wanna wish my Wife luck on her day of birth it is on the 7th- ... Alm's Bday was nice and sweet- and he needed luck, so wanna give Shira some? 》

aight, go on Silva.

uhhh... heyyy Cotton! I, uh, wanted to ask if you wanted to come to my place tomorrow for some cake. it's been lonely without you and the kids. I really hope we can still be friends cause I don't think I have anyone left to talk to.

《 O-Oh! W-well sure, but I gotta set up my Beloved's Birthday, But- I can visit, Alm can too if you are nice to him, He did change- I just wish you both got along... But I can try, But trying only gets so far- 》

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aight, go on Silva.

uhhh... heyyy Cotton! I, uh, wanted to ask if you wanted to come to my place tomorrow for some cake. it's been lonely without you and the kids. I really hope we can still be friends cause I don't think I have anyone left to talk to.

《 O-Oh! W-well sure, but I gotta set up my Beloved's Birthday, But- I can visit, Alm can too if you are nice to him, He did change- I just wish you both got along... But I can try, But trying only gets so far- 》

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femboy.

just because I like to wear stockings, a choker...

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fuck.

right.

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shit...

fuck it, I'm not even going to deny that because there's no use.

plus that's not the first time I've been called that.

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Do men get Menopause?

《 Hahhaha! Yeah! It is called Man-o-pause when the dudes become infertile in the egg department! and the men become sweaty and thin-haired and they gain a big beer-belly before bitching about their swollen wrists before getting a propane grill and a truck to try and fit their man-boob problems! 》

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So- how do creatures of your world in this god land of anthropomorphic animals work in biological mating?

《 Oh like the- parts? those?... Men & Weman all have P&P in the old faith! which is short and safe for umm- Pu_̷͌̋-̵͊̌_̵͐̑-̸́̇_̷͗es & Pe_̷̌̆-̸̐͊_̷͌̋-̵͊̌_̵͐̑es So umm, Enjoy that info... Which... Applys to everyone here like Leshy, Narinder, Sozo, Lamb- And Some People like well I- don't have examples 》

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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Favorite position?

《 Oh! this is a good one- Ok you annoying little you! I gotta go with Straddling Especially when I ride on Shira'ş̡̡̛͍̬͖͈͔̖̞̻̫̹̼̳̜͓͈̜͈̼̜͓͈͉̟͚̖̖̫̺̘̳̘̱̼̆̾̑͑̾̇̌͒̾̂̈́̐͘̕͘̚͘-̸̢̢̧̛̖̬̐͊̊̌̒͌̿̓͂̉̎͌̂̾͑͒̈́̓͌̋́̃́̈́͌̐̆͒̆̓͛̑̿̎́̑́̃̇̔͘͠͠͝_̷͌̋̈́͂͠͝》

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are you gonna follow with that account i would be happy if you did

I can't exactly as this is a side account! It links to the main BFF Account actuall! @alm-the-lordoftheharvest is btw a friend and you can also talk tk him btw

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What happened to your kids?

《 ... Something horribly wrong because I didn't watch em- I don't know what will become of them but they are gone. 》

(William won't be returning with the Millipedes, He won't use them to pull pranks that go too far as to have a literal SA THEME with the millipedes and the millipedes are out of commission, for a long long time so they ain't coming back)