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a cosy little redraw of an older piece

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Chapter 15 of The Love Song of A. Mitford-Spencer is up!

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I think I've finally seen a thirsty thursday post in time omg - first of all, not sure if you'd already announced it and I missed it but congrats on your pregnancy!! second, could I be lord wish fulfilment and request Harvey and my oc Agricola (theres a couple of refs on my blog if you need them, I'm schewpid and don't know how to add images to an ask tee hee) having a lazy morning in bed? I'm forever in awe of someone who can draw Harvey consistently since I can't to save my life

Thank you for the request! I love Agricola’s hair! 🥰. I don’t feel like my Harvey is consistent AT ALL so in appreciate your saying so!!

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Late to the party as usual, but I drew an outfit chart for Agricola!

Left to right top row: Spring everyday, Egg Festival, Flower Dance, Summer everyday, Luau. Dance of the Moonlight Jellies

Left to right bottom row: Autumn everyday, Stardew Valley Fair, Spirit’s Eve, Winter Everyday, Festival of Ice, Feast of the Winter Star

This took a while, but not as long as I thought it was so Harvey’s next :)))

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Welcome to "what if i fuse friend's farmers with their spouses?"... part 1 >:3c

~ ~ aight credits and tags under the cut ~ ~

Gordo with shane belongs to @huntergoldenwolf

Mace and Harvey goes to @farmer-rosebud

Leonora with Emily belongs to @merumisu

Agricola with Harvey goes to @cottagekrobus

Mallard with sam goes to @carpsurprise

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Harvey’s going grey and that’s the hill I’ve chosen to die on

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chapter 14 of The Love Song of A. Mitford-Spencer is out! This one’s almost shamefully angsty so be sure to read the content warning in the chapter summary <3

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No inspiration head empty, I need some prompts today 

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons

Headcanon A:  realistic

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Created from the post seen here

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The Harvey Purist Chart

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How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

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agricola does a little trolling

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/28684107/chapters/79732351

Next chapter done, baby! No drawing this time, I’ll post one for chapter 12 :(

Summary:

When the Egg Festival comes around and Chaney’s plans of hibernating through it are interrupted, she manages to share a good time with her favorite pal, Emily. (TW: Mild sexual themes in the beginning and end paragraphs)

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I have pranked all of you

Chapter 12 is actually finished now tee hee

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while i’m working on chapter 12 have a relationship diagram using a template that i’m fashionably late to using 

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The bachelors as classic dad culture

Alex: Disproportionately competitive when playing sport against young children/attending young children’s sports fixtures

Elliott: “Dad my stomach hurts” “That’s because you’re always on that damn phone”

Harvey: Thinks he can outsmart the GPS and ends up getting lost for many hours

Sam: “Ask your mother”

Sebastian: Lies about his/his children’s ages to get free or discounted things

Shane: *asleep on the sofa with the TV on, someone changes the channel* “I was watching that”

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while i was looking through my old posts the other day it came to my attention that my original agricola ref is unspeakably hideous, so i felt morally and legally obliged to redraw it

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🌹🗣

🌹 - “Hates. Agricola recoiled at the word. The goblin’s verb ‘to hate’ had no past tense.”

🗣 - “Shane scoffed again. “You’re just such a cockmuncher.”

“I’m a cockmuncher? How am I a cockmuncher, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No I’m not, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No, you are!”

“You’re the biggest cockmuncher I’ve ever met!”

“That’s rich coming from you, cockmuncher.”

“You’re such a cockmuncher that your judgement is obviously being clouded by all the cocks you’re munching.”

“Wow, it sure means a lot to be getting cockmunching advice from the queen of all cockmunchers.”

“Enough!” Harvey bellowed. The two froze and fell silent. 

“...Cockmuncher.” Agricola muttered viciously at Shane.”

(technically these are spoilers because I haven’t posted their respective chapters yet but I like them so they’re going in anyway)