Text
2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
66K notes
·
View notes
Photo
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
115K notes
·
View notes
Text
24K notes
·
View notes
Text
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
54K notes
·
View notes
Text
Idk if it’s because I’m a 30 years old or what but seeing a group of emo kids at the mall feels like seeing and endangered species in their natural habitat
0 notes
Text
today I got a notification from one of the sites I've applied to jobs on that 4 of the applications I submitted "expired" meaning employers didn't even open the applications to review them
which is really fun bc I tailored my resume and wrote bespoke cover letters for each of them and invested a good chunk of time and companies couldn't even be bothered to glance at them 🙃🙃🙃
#i'm gonna be unemployed forever#happy one year since i put in my notice at my last job#at this point I'm used to being ghosted after applying but this is even worse lol
0 notes
Text
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
20K notes
·
View notes
Photo
167K notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm in my sisyphus era but I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of it
53K notes
·
View notes
Text
Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried
86K notes
·
View notes