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I've seen so many posts about aai being like "look Edgeworth's bluffing he learned so much from Phoenix!!" But Phoenix learned everything from Mia and Mia learned everything from Godot so I love the implication of Godot's entire legacy being "lie, be dramatic, and commit to the bit" which is exactly what he does every single second he's onscreen.

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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

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Ascended!Astarion Stans being mad because Larian is making him potentially cringe in the Patch 7 update need to stop reading the fanfic. Ascended!Astarion has always been cringe. He becomes a 10 Charisma mf who thinks he has 26 Charisma. Him being like “I’m the Sun King” is exactly what he’d say. Sorry that Larian isn’t feeding into y’all kinks or whatever but the man is cringe. Unless you thirsty for Ascended!Astarion, every time he speaks he’s cringe and embarrassing. Like he turns all brand new the second he becomes ascended. I think they should make him more socially unaware and cringe tbh. Ya man is embarrassing I’m sorry but even him saying “on your knees” is cringey bc why tf this dude with 8 Strength and 10 Charisma acting like this lmaooo

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wonder what we should name him

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I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

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limited perception.

find me on instagram!

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

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Baby, I may be crazy, but I didn’t lose it, no, I set it free!

Mortis and his brother Sarasti jamming out to my favorite malkavian-coded song

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

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abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something