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Do you really have an apron that says “My Other Oven Is A Bunsen”?

Yes I do..

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can you magically make me into a shapeshifter so i dont have to be a raccoon anymore all the time ?? pleaseeeeeeeeeeee i promise i wont eat your hair if you do ill just eat stans hair

I don’t have “magic” it’s science. But I can try to figure out something

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Thank you!! (Consent is good you guys, keep this in mind 😭)

*small kith on ur forehead*

Also, you're super handsome-

-🫧

Thank you..

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Ford, can I give you a lil peck? Jus a small peck on the forehead and I'll leave ya alone! Promise! :)

-🫧

Hmm.. sure-

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No clue what you and Stan are discussing about getting your niece and nephew back, BUT I would like to say I’ll cut the cost down to $100,000 if you can give me some tips on how I can get Cipher out of my house. He’s bothering the ever loving hell out of me and I’m losing my mind. Mabel’s also really loud

—The person holding the twins captive

No, I want the twins back. And then we’ll discuss Bill.

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OH NO IT GOT WORSE

OH FUCK

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I DON'T KNOW, GIVE THEM THE MONEY? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SMART IN THESE SITUATIONS!!!

Literally looks like he's about to have a heart attack/hj

I DONT HAVE MONEY STANLEY

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AN ANON HAS DIPPER AND MABEL FOR RANSOM

Shit.. What are we supposed to do??

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OH MY GOD STANFORD HELP

WHAT? WHATS GOING ON

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How often do you and your brother fight and when you both do does the shack become a war zone?

It depends on what the fight is about, Stan is petty and stubborn so little things set him off. However I don’t get ticked that easily, of course some fights end in broken stuff but that isn’t likely.

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poor little gus, went wandering into woods so late, thought he was on a quest just, and met with a terrible fate!! Hehe! - 🪓 (this is the powers/Shazam anon, hi. Do you like my poetry??)

Yes I do like it..

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Grammar, Ford.

In what context, Stan.

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Hey Stanford are you still upset at Stan for breaking your motor machine in high school

Uh.. let’s change the subject.

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It's spelled Dachshund* ☝️🤓

Indeed it is

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oh wait youre talking about ice cream! mid ass food smh but I like the toothpaste ass flavor grandpappy mcoldbones can I get some 🥺🙏 pweassee - 🪭

Don’t call me that

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What..?

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hello!

do you by any chance have any watches i can steal? :)

I do not..