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Thank you for verbalizing what I meant.

(I don’t know if I’ll draw this entire scene but it’s been bugging me for a while that I haven’t drawn this.)

Every time I think about how much Bruno needed to hear this, I feel my soul getting crushed.

Also before anyone points it out, his hairclips being gone is intentional.

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Since it’s my birthday (and my OC’s by extension), I figured it would make sense to finally post about her.

Information under the cut.

Note: A lot of the history section is cut down to be comprehensible for other people, so certain aspects of her past are left unmentioned (but will be touched on in the future). Also decided to throw in some random shit that Araki would probably include in the past parts.

Full Name: Nikola Diana Allegri

Age: 21 (during Golden Wind)

DOB: November 13th, 1979

Blood Type: O-

Height: 5’9” - 175.26 cms

Notable Physical Features: Two freckles on right index finger, burn scar over the left side of face, left eye is missing, miscellaneous scars over body.

History: At six years old, her mother was arrested for criminal negligence and frustrated homicide. Nikola was placed into foster care. She was adopted alongside a toddler named Iris, who had become attached to her in their time together. Their newfound parents, who had only adopted them for appearances, wholly neglected them in favor of their immediate needs or vices. Having to take on the responsibilities of a homemaker, parent, teacher and breadwinner, Nikola stole whatever they needed to get by. On her 11th birthday, she discovered Passione and joined their ranks for a steady income. That next year, in late December, a fire broke out in her home while she was away—the cause presumed to be old wiring. Subsequently, Polpo agreed to house her in a property he owned on the basis of “good will”. Inevitably, Nikola crossed paths with Bruno Bucciarati, who was looking for a way to join Passione. Empathizing with his plight, she assisted, and kept a keen eye on him and his situation. Unsurprisingly, she still works with Bruno and his squad.

Personality: At her core, Nikola is empathetic and attentive, allowing her to easily discern the character of those around her and attune herself accordingly. Her gentle and easygoing demeanor remains a constant throughout her day-to-day interactions. For those reasons, the local community and Bruno’s squad regard her well. Unbeknownst to others, she’s very secretive, sociotropic and inhibited, craving the acceptance of others.

Strengths: Discreet/tactful/considerate, altruistic/self-effacing, hardworking/dutiful, responsible, empathetic/emotionally literate, compassionate, well-meaning, nurturing/encouraging, forbearing, loyal, attentive.

Weaknesses: Secretive, indirect/ambiguous/backhanded, workaholic /over-identifies with work, overly self-reliant, a bleeding heart, self-accusing/over-apologetic, self-deprecating/self-loathing, imposter syndrome, doormat, conflict avoidant, people pleaser/sociotropic, vindictive/brooding, passive aggressive/snide when very irritated/mistreated, prone to self-mutilating, biased towards people she’s close to, struggles with setting boundaries

Education: Compulsory level

Favorite Band: Fleetwood Mac or Pink Floyd

Favorite Song: Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

Favorite Book: The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

Favorite TV Show: Golden Girls

Favorite Color: Always torn between purple and red

Favorite Drink: Almost any kind of fruit juice.

Hated Drink: Milk

Likes: Fleece, philosophical discussions, afternoon naps, rain, reality TV, preservation of old media, DOS games, baseball/softball

Dislikes: Christmas, cotton balls, sirens, clowns, alcohol, bigotry, things based on nonsense, flippant people, the sound of glass shattering

Hobbies: Painting, sewing, knitting, reading, cooking/baking, learning about history/religions

Type Of Partner: Doesn’t care about appearance or gender. Only attracted to people who are decent. Personality-wise has a preference for quiet, calm and practical people.

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I’m actually appalled with myself that I didn’t see this post.

Whatever seal this is he would be:

Okay i dont know if you even like the concept in the first place but VERY important question:

Merman Bruno or Selkie Bruno??

OKAY SO! I hadn’t actually gotten into the selkie/mermaid thing yet, but I think this idea is really cool!!

At first, I wasn’t entirely sure what a selkie was. I grew up loving mermaids, so I understood what they were, but selkies? Not as familiar with ‘em.

After doing some brief reading on this topic, I think I’m going to have to go with selkie Bruno. I saw somewhere that “selkies are predominantly portrayed as good beings in mythology. Unlike some mythical creatures associated with evil, selkies are seen as gentle and kind, often becoming central figures in stories of love and transformation.”

Given my thoughts on what entering a relationship with Bruno would be like, I see similarities in the themes of “love and transformation” between selkies and Bruno. I see Bruno as the type of person who it would be difficult to actually get into a relationship with him, because of trauma and the barriers he puts up. He’ll need someone patient to see it through and teach him that he is indeed worthy of love, and will show him what it’s really like to be loved. Love will transform him, so to speak.

Also, the idea of Bruno in seal form??? SO CUTE!!

(okay, i know he wouldn’t have his iconic bob as a seal, BUT—)

So yeah!! I guess I’m going with Selkie!! 🦭

thank you so much for the ask!! <3

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I forgot to reblog this.

I want this in my wallet.

Imagine living with Bruno, by happenstance you own this phone, therefore he has to answer important calls with this:

OH. MY. GODDDDD.

I had to make an edit of him using the snoopy phone.

Now that you’ve given me the idea… I would 100% absolutely buy it if we lived together.

It would be hard to not giggle at the sight of him using the phone, especially if he’s having a serious conversation.

Snoopy phone FTW.

thanks for the ask!!! <3

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Waiting for you.... 💕

I miss him

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(I don’t know if I’ll draw this entire scene but it’s been bugging me for a while that I haven’t drawn this.)

Every time I think about how much Bruno needed to hear this, I feel my soul getting crushed.

Also before anyone points it out, his hairclips being gone is intentional.

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@moody-bloos

You inspired me to (mostly) finish this old Bruno daughter design.

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Thank you. This feels like a believable resource to look at whenever I need to write something more domestic. We’re all blessed to receive this much effort in your writing.

Living With Bruno - Headcanons

Hi guys. I hope you are all doing okay. These past 24 hours have been rough for those affected by American politics.

In the name of comfort and escapism, I’ve been imagining what living with Bruno would look like. For instance—What does Bruno do in his spare time? What does his house look like? Is he a neat person? (spoiler alert: he definitely is.) And what is he like behind closed doors?

I’ll be diving into these questions (and more!) under the break!

Bruno lives in his modest childhood home by the sea, and he hasn’t changed much of the furniture or decor since his parents decorated it. Almost everything is as it was when he was a kid—it gives him a sense of comfort.

During the day, he loves to let the salty sea breeze in through open windows. At night, the lighting feels warm and inviting. Bruno is mindful of energy costs; he only uses lights when needed. Candlelight often fills the home after dark, adding a cozy ambiance. Bruno Bucciarati is a neat person, so his home is impeccably kept.

Bruno spends most of his time in his living room, partly because it’s where his record player lives. It sits between two speakers on top of a waist-high bookshelf in his living room that holds his impressive record collection, including genres such as jazz, prog rock, classical, and more. (He has a whole section dedicated to Miles Davis.) He’s added a desk to the room so he can work while listening to his vinyls. On the wall hangs one of his father’s old fishing nets, a reminder of the vow he made to his father to fight against drugs.

His childhood bedroom is mostly unchanged, having the same furniture and arrangement as when he was young. A small bookshelf holds the stories his mother used to read to him, and pictures of his parents rest on his nightstand.

His parents’ bedroom remains as it was when his father passed. Besides keeping it clean, Bruno hasn’t altered a thing in there, finding something almost sacred in its preservation.

Bruno’s also got a pretty decent wine collection stashed in the cellar, with some expensive, rare bottles. Being careful with money, he rarely splurges on high-end wine, so most of these rare bottles were gifts.

(I headcanon that Bruno is passionate about wine. If you’re interested in hearing about why I believe this, here’s a link to this post.)

Bruno Bucciarati definitely uses his walls for storage.

Before moving in, Bruno will chat with you about your needs. For instance, do you have any allergies? Do you have sensitive skin and need to use special laundry detergent? Are there certain foods you won’t eat? His home is now your home—he wants to make sure you’re comfortable.

Bruno may not be a fan of PDA, but behind closed doors, he isn’t shy about showing affection. Whether it be a peck on the cheek, warm smiles, hand-holding, cuddling to Miles Davis, etc., Bruno is always happy to be close to you. (This goes without saying, but he loves when you reciprocate!)

You might often catch Bruno watching you with quiet admiration. For example, he lets you get ready for bed first so he can just observe you—it’s his way of reminding himself that he now has someone to come home to. For him, it’s like gazing at a winning lottery ticket.

However, like many people, there are moments when Bruno needs his personal space. (Especially if he’s very stressed or it’s work-related.) After all, everyone needs some alone time now and then, and he’ll do his best to let you know ahead of time. Don’t worry about upsetting him if you need to see him during this time—Bruno would never be mad about it. He’ll also reassure you there’s nothing wrong with your relationship if it’s something you need to hear.

Everyone has their flaws, and communication isn’t something Bruno is always the best about. He tends to keep stressful things to himself, to “shoulder the burden,” so to speak. In his mind, he believes he’s protecting you, but this can lead to him acting in unpredictable ways that only make sense if you have the full story.

For instance—remember when Trish asked Narancia why Bruno was such a cold person?

Bruno had a reason for his behavior, as he was close to death. But without knowing the entire story, Trish saw him as cold and uncaring. This is exactly the kind of misunderstanding I’m talking about—without context, Bruno’s actions can give the wrong impression.

Afterward, Narancia told to Trish that this was just how Bruno behaved, and she would understand if she got to know him better. While this dynamic of unexplained behavior may work in a subordinate-leader relationship, this isn’t the type of relationship you and Bruno have. Seeing you happy and safe is what matters most to him, but he doesn’t always go about it in the best way.

Communication is something the two of you may have to work through together.

As noted, Bruno is a neat person. Keeping everything clean and organized helps him stay focused and level-headed. On his days off, he keeps up with chores so his place stays in top shape—he also finds it calming.

Laundry and Ironing are two chores he doesn’t mind doing. Bruno takes great pride in the way he dresses so taking care of his clothes is very important to him. He also happens to be very good at removing stains. (Wearing white clothes regularly will force you to get good at it.) Like many Italians, Bruno doesn’t own a washer or dryer. This means everything gets washed by hand and hung outside to dry. (No need to splurge when you can do your laundry yourself.) Because clothes get stiff when air dried, Bruno irons everything, including socks, underwear, and towels. (This isn’t uncommon in Italy either.)

Bruno is quite skilled at cooking, a talent he developed while caring for his father. (He’s also picked up tips from Polpo’s unsolicited rants about food.) On the topic of cooking, Bruno tends to be big on meal prep, given that he doesn’t always have the time or energy to cook after a long day at work. Therefore, I can see him making a comical amount of food at once to store for later. You’ll walk in and the kitchen table looks like this:

If there’s one chore Bruno doesn’t enjoy, it’s taking out the trash. At first, I thought he’d have it easy because of the fact he could “zipper” it away inside the ground, but as stated to Trish inside Coco Jumbo, he has no idea where things go when he does that—probably best not to risk littering underground.

Bruno is very good about keeping clean. Every morning starts with a cold shower, which he enjoys for the mental clarity and alertness it brings. He’s happy to let you join him if he isn’t in a time constraint, and upon doing so, he’ll adjust the water temperature to something more suited to your preference. (Since he takes cold showers, he’s fine with pretty much any temperature as long as it isn’t scalding.)

If you end up showering with him, expect it to take a while. ;) (Especially if he has nothing going on that day.) His hands gently grazing your sides, he’ll likely start by asking if he can wash you. If you say yes, he’ll begin to gently and meticulously wash every part of you with an awestruck expression gracing his face. (“How did I get so lucky?” He’ll wonder.)

Araki designed Bruno with shiny, meticulously styled hair, which suggests to me that Bruno puts effort into caring for his hair. Healthy hair isn’t just good genes—Bruno goes a little further than just using shampoo and conditioner to maintain it. For instance, he definitely uses leave-in conditioner and hair oil. I can also see him using a hairdryer to blow out his hair and give it that perfect bob shape.

It’s impressive how fast Bruno can get ready for the day, considering all that goes into his daily styling. (You should see how fast he can braid his hair.) It takes him about 16-17 minutes to get ready, 10 more if he has to dry his hair.

Bruno finishes his routine with a few spritzes of cologne.

Around the house, Bruno dresses casually—no need for a fancy suit if no one’s around to see it. However, he will dress up if he’s expecting a visitor.

Sleeping next to you makes Bruno realize how fucking stressed he is all the time. His lifestyle/career has turned him into someone who is constantly hyper-vigilant, so it’s no wonder that Bruno is a very light sleeper. (That, plus the trauma from the night two intruders tried to kill Bruno’s dad while his dad was asleep. ) On his own, he tends to wake up multiple times in the middle of the night, but when he sleeps next to you, he usually stays asleep.

The best part about sleeping next to Bruno? He doesn’t really snore, possibly thanks to being a side sleeper. He also sleeps in pajamas, just in case he has to get up quickly. (Imagine being caught naked as intruders walk into your bedroom.)

I imagine Bruno uses the same bed he did as a kid. Therefore, I bet it is the Italian equivalent of a full-sized bed. This bed size has always worked for him, though he’d likely get a larger one if a partner moved in.

(You really can’t tell the size of the bed from the photo. It could very well be a twin instead of a full.)

Bruno typically starts his mornings bright and early at 6:30 am. He usually aims for about seven hours of sleep, going to bed around 11 p.m. or midnight, though it’s not unusual to see him working until 1 or 2 a.m. (So yeah… he never really gets enough sleep.)

In his downtime, Bruno likes to unwind with a book or by listening to records with a glass of wine—though these moments don’t happen as often as they should since he’s a bit of a workaholic.

Sometimes, he’ll take a walk to the shore where his dad used to dock and sit for a while. He finds it comforting—this is one way he feels he can stay connected to his dad.

Thank you for reading!!! this was super fun to write! I hope this post was able to provide you some comfort 💕

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Hello! I love your Bruno analysis <3

Thank you. I’m glad people can find enjoyment or use in the Bruno things I ramble about.

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Hi! Sorry if this is personal but I’ve been wondering this for a bit… what made you so into Bruno?

That’s alright, no harm done.

And there are a few reasons I’ll try to summarize so I’m not rambling.

I like characters I can relate to in some way. It makes me feel less alone.

Bruno is multifaceted in a way where he intrigues me (and he’s very good-intentioned with how he interacts with people normally).

I feel like objectively he wouldn’t hate me or treat me like shit.

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I feel like Bruno is the kind of guy to have impeccable handwriting

I mean, look at his signature:

that’s gorgeous

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HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY BRUNO! 🤍🖤🤍

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Night terror

It's not a headcanon, but I sometimes wonder if Bruno experiences night terrors and/or flashbacks. Whether that be from what happened to his father, or his plethora of other possible experiences in Passione. Not to mention the pressures of being a leader and looking out for the lives of the team. It just seems like too much for one man to handle.

Anyway it makes me pretty sad to think of him possibly dealing with something like that alone. So I doodled my s/i comforting him, or at least attempting to. 🩵💙

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You know, I’ve always wondered why David Productions drew Bucciarati’s braid the way they did—I’ve always thought that it looks nothing like an actual braid.

And then I looked at the anime version of the braid and I realized something.

Hold on. Hold on.

IS IT DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE THE TEETH OF A ZIPPER??! ALL STAGGERED LIKE THAT?!?!?

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Some of the drinks mixes I meant include:

Hi! How is it going, I hope you are doing well ❤️This is not a deep question but what kind of drink/s do you think Bruno would most enjoy and ones he would avoid (alcoholic or not)? He looks like someone that would enjoy limoncello a lot for example but I can't see him being a beer guy.

Hi!!! Good to hear from you!! Thank you for checking in; all things considered, I’m doing well right now!

Ooh, this is a fun question… Funnily enough, I’ve given quite a bit of thought to this in the past. Buckle up, because I’ve got a bunch of beverage headcanons for you!

Without further ado, here’s my take… (under the break)

I imagine Bruno isn’t a huge drinker when it comes to alcohol. (As you said, he’s definitely not a beer guy.) Most of the time, he prefers to keep a sharp, clear mind, ready for whatever may come his way. That said, it doesn’t stop him from appreciating a good glass of wine. Wine is such a key part of Italian culture that it’s hard to picture Bruno not enjoying it. (In fact, I headcanon that Bruno is actually pretty passionate about the subject of wine—we’ll get to that in a bit.) He drinks it for the taste rather than the effect it gives.

(Figure 1: Bruno having wine.)

Because he doesn’t usually like being inebriated, he limits himself to small amounts—typically just a glass with a meal. On days off, however, he may enjoy a bit more wine than he usually does. Even though Bruno enjoys red wine, I feel like he leans more toward white wine, with a special fondness for sparkling varieties. He’s not a huge fan of a ton of fizz, though, so he goes for older sparkling wines where the bubbles have softened a bit.

I like to think Bruno has a good understanding of wine, largely thanks to Polpo’s influence. Whether he wanted to or not, Bruno surely picked up knowledge from Polpo, who, being the foodie he is, likely gave plenty of unsolicited lectures about wine. Bruno absorbed more than enough to discuss things like aging processes or which years produced the best vintages.

I also imagine Bruno’s interest in wine began because of Polpo’s constant ramblings. It’s not that Bruno had negative feelings toward wine before meeting him; he probably just didn’t think much of it, especially as a twelve-year-old. I can picture Polpo launching into a long-winded explanation about wine or food before delivering some important assignment with Bruno thinking, “If it were really important, you wouldn’t spend this much time talking about wine.”

But that forced exposure grew into genuine interest, and now Bruno has become passionate about it. Picture him excitedly sharing wine facts with a partner or someone he cares about, then catching himself mid-sentence and apologizing for rambling. (He’ll think back to his conversations with Polpo and wonder if he’s overstepping his boundaries.) But, of course, his partner reassures him that it’s okay. I like to think Bruno tends to ramble about things he’s passionate about since he didn’t have much chance to express his interests growing up. So, when he gets the chance, he dives in a bit too deep, almost by accident.

He probably has a decent collection of wines with a few rare or expensive bottles. However, Bruno isn’t the type to splurge, so most of the high-end bottles were likely gifts. He saves them for special occasions.

Now that you bring it up, I can also see Bruno being a limoncello drinker. I’ve never had it before, but it looks pretty good. Based on its description, I too think Bruno would like it.

As for coffee, I imagine Bruno enjoys espresso—or “caffé,” as Italians call it. It’s not an everyday thing, but when he does indulge, it’s usually a plain shot of espresso. (Occasionally, he treats himself to a caffé latte or cappuccino.) He avoids drinking too much, as he doesn’t like the jittery feeling caffeine can bring. If he’s close with someone, he’d probably prefer sipping from their coffee rather than ordering his own.

Bruno doesn’t strike me as someone who’d enjoy soda (or pop, depending on where you’re from). As mentioned, he’s not fond of fizzy drinks, and soda is not only fizzy but also loaded with calories, which wouldn’t appeal to him.

When asking @cornerfortherats this question to see her take on this ask, she wrote that she could also see him enjoying “Iced tea and those sugar-free mix drinks. (Think like kool-aid. Particularly the blue raspberry one.) In my mind, he buys the really weird flavored ones to try for fun because they’re relatively cheap and on occasion his reaction is just this:”

(I really like this headcanon too.)

Of course, Bruno drinks plain water too. He knows how important it is to stay hydrated and tries to keep up with it. But, with how busy he is, it’s not unusual for him to forget sometimes.

Thank you for the ask! This question was super fun to answer! <3

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How it feels to see the accuracy on this blog:

Headcanon: Bruno’s bangs still have the same cowlick they did when he was a kid.

He straightens them each morning to smooth them out. Because of this, his cowlick has grown to be less pronounced. (But still noticeable enough to require straightening.)

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It always surprised me that one of Bruno's least favorite foods was listed as apples. Then, a convo had me remember that cruise ships keep green apples to ease seasickness!

What if he hates apples because he associates them with tummy aches he got while sailing with his dad?🥺