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A little (pre-relationship) EmiKara comic (?)

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Boobiarati lol

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Do you think Bruno would be a cat or a dog person?

Note: I’m very sorry for responding to this so late. To make a long story short, I had written my response to this earlier in a notebook so I write it down in my notes app later and ended up losing my notebook. I thought I could find it. Turns out I could not. Again, very sorry.

I don’t think he really has a preference in animal.

From what we can infer from his past, he’s never owned a pet. My idea is that he wouldn’t want a pet used as leverage against him, but that could also be for financial reasons.

With that in mind, I don’t think he would know. He’s probably never thought about it enough to create the opinion.

However, if he was dating or was friends with someone who owns a cat or dog, they would have the unique opportunity to convert him into a cat or dog lover by giving him that new experience.

He cherishes quiet time with the people close to him. Therefore, as he spends time with them, he’ll grow closer to their cat/dog and inevitably love them like they do.

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And again, you did go far beyond our expectations. Thank you for putting so much thought into presenting your point. The way you went about it was very enjoyable to read through.

Bruno Bucciarati: The Perfect Dominant

Have you ever imagined what it would be like to get dommed by Bruno Bucciarati?

Whether you’ve thought about it or not, take a moment to picture it.

Bruno is:

Confident.

Authoritative.

Assertive.

Empathetic.

…Isn’t it perfect?

It makes sense a leader like Bruno would naturally gravitate toward a more dominant role. Not to mention, his career has given him plenty of practice.

But it gets better. Bruno isn’t just someone who can play the part—he’s uniquely equipped with talents that make him second to none at bedroom dominance.

Keep reading for an in-depth analysis (with headcanons!) on why our beloved Zipper Daddy would be the dom of your dreams!

(If it wasn’t clear already—this is definitely 18+)

Bruno: The Sadistic Side

Before diving in, let’s clarify: not every dom is a sadist. However, I headcanon Bruno as one.

Even though this was (very much) not intended, Hirohiko Araki has made it clear that Bruno is quite capable of donning the mindset needed for this role.

Well, not only is Bruno “quite capable”—he’s a goddamn professional.

When interrogating Giorno, Bruno effortlessly adopts the role of a cold, ruthless interrogator. There’s a calculated cruelty in his actions as if he’s playing a game rather than conducting torture.

This isn’t surprising. Intimidation is part of his job, and years of experience have made Bruno exceptionally skilled at it.

In the bedroom, that sadistic edge translates to Bruno reveling in his partner’s reactions. He thrives on his partner’s surrender, growing more intoxicated as his dominance intensifies. (He may even make his partner call him by his last name as a way to “respect” his authority.) Bruno’s self-restraint would quickly slip away, no doubt this making lasting a challenging task for him.

The Human Lie Detector

Bruno Bucciarati is no ordinary dom. His unique skill set makes him exceptional— nobody possesses a toolkit quite like his.

No, I don’t mean “toolkit” like that—(heh.)

I’m talking about the range of enthralling tricks he has up his sleeve!

The self-proclaimed human lie detector can discern a liar using multiple methods, one such being his keen ability to read body language.

It’s clear he’s fluent in non-verbal communication—In the interrogation scene with Giorno, Bruno knew Giorno was lying before resorting to more… unconventional methods. After all, would he have placed Luca’s eye into an innocent person’s hand? (Which of course happened before Bruno licked him.)

And speaking of unconventional methods—yes, we have to talk about the sweat thing. ;)

Bruno’s ability to detect lies by taste is, let’s say, niche. The fact that he so casually licked Giorno implies it’s not his first time using this technique.

Maybe I’m a freak, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that the thought of Bruno dragging his tongue against my skin by really fucking hot. (I know I’m not the only person who feels this way—after all, you chose to read this…) Hoo boy—especially when you remember that your face isn’t the only body part that sweats.

(And according to MatPat, your face isn’t even the best part of your body to sample stress sweat from—It’s, uh… in other places. 😉)

Endowed with a sharp mind, Bruno has no trouble finding kinky uses for his lie detection, and because he’s skilled at torture, he knows just how to discipline a filthy liar. ;)

Here’s an excerpt from a drabble I wrote imagining how this scenario might go down:

He chuckles softly again and fixes his gaze on you, akin to that of a hungry predator. "Perfect," he purrs. "And of course, there'll be consequences if you're anything less than entirely truthful."

You feel your cheeks growing warm. "What kind of consequences?"

"I haven't decided yet," he wickedly smiles, the dancing spark in his eyes having ignited into a blazing flame. "It'll depend on the severity of your lie." 

A surge of adrenaline floods your veins, quickening your heartbeat. The bed shifts slightly as Bruno leans in dizzyingly close, stopping when his face is but an inch from yours.

"How does that make you feel?" he teases, his voice lowering to a seductive murmur. His warm breath kisses your skin. "Does this excite you?"

(read the full drabble here)

Kinky Fingers: The Ultimate Dom Tool

No discussion of Bruno’s dom potential is complete without addressing the elephant in the room:

That’s right! It’s his stand, 「Sticky Fingers.」

…Are you aware of how fucking much you can do with this stand ability? (Or how much fucking you can do!! ahahaha!!!… I’ll see myself out…)

No, really—I cannot emphasize enough how large the bedroom the potential is on this one. His stand opens up an entirely new realm of possibilities.

As you know, Sticky Fingers creates zippers on any surface it touches, allowing Bruno to attach, detach, and reconfigure objects (and people). We’ve already seen him use it to “restrain” Mario Zucchero by unzipping his head from his body.

Now think about how this ability translates to bondage.

Who needs ropes or cuffs when you can create custom restraints with zippers? Whether it’s immobilizing you to a surface, hogtying you with a flick of his wrist, or inventing entirely new ways to keep you at his mercy—Bruno’s creativity is unmatched.

And it doesn’t stop there. Sticky Fingers—I mean, Kinky Fingers—opens the door to a genre of kink that only Bruno could offer: zipper play.

With absolute control over his stand, Bruno could tease, restrain, or overwhelm his partner in ways that are impossible for anyone else. Once those zippers appear, no one else can remove them—your submission would be entirely his.

And now, I am proud to present a list of many kinky uses for Sticky Fingers:

Wouldn’t it be crazy to have your head zipped off only for your mouth to be used as a fleshlight? (Can you even begin to imagine that?)

My personal favorite use would have to be how he can disassemble your entire body… and then do whatever the fuck he wants. ;)

Again, maybe I’m a freak—but it sounds hot!

(I’ve also written an entire one shot about this, so if you’re interested in it, here’s the link! It’s kind of long and jam-packed with lots of Kinky Fingers action.)

Empathy and Non-Verbal Communication

Bruno Bucciarati isn’t just a skilled dom—what truly sets him apart is his empathy and attentiveness to his partner.

Being a good dom isn’t just about playing the role or mastering techniques; it’s about understanding and prioritizing your partner’s needs.

A great dom has the emotional awareness to recognize what their partner wants and ensures the experience is enjoyable for both parties—because if it’s not fun for both, it’s not fun at all.

Empathy is central to Bruno’s character. It’s his greatest strength and, at times, his greatest vulnerability. Without it, he simply wouldn’t be Bruno.

This deep empathy is perfectly complemented by his ability to read non-verbal communication—another crucial skill for a dom. You can’t create a fulfilling experience without understanding what your partner feels, even when they don’t say it aloud.

As discussed earlier, Bruno’s “human lie detector” instincts rely on sharp observation, especially his talent for reading body language.

Imagine how this skill would translate to the bedroom. Bruno would pick up on every subtle cue—every shift, hesitation, or unspoken need. Whether it’s meeting his partner’s desire or teasing out their secrets, this man would masterfully ensure the experience is as intense as it is unforgettable.

As you know, Bruno Bucciarati isn’t just any dom. His empathy, authority, and one-of-a-kind abilities make him an unmatched partner in both leadership and intimacy. Whether it’s through his sharp intuition or the limitless potential of Sticky Fingers, Bruno’s dominance would leave you both exhilarated and utterly spent.

Zipper Daddy supremacy.

Thank you for reading. I hope that my sermon has enlightened you. 💕

P.S. Thank you to @moody-bloos for suggesting this! I know this wasn’t probably what you had in mind, but since I am so incredibly passionate about this topic I wanted to go above and beyond…

The only thing I like more than sub Bruno is dom Bruno.

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how I feel discussing Bruno with all of u guys :)

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Oh…Mister officer, can I climb into your overcoat?

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Made these two in magma

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I feel like jojo’s selfshippers are so based. If you selfship with anyone from jojo’s then you’re incredibly based.

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૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა Hope you’re having a good day!!

Could I get one that says “This user wants to walk down a path they can believe in despite the rotten world they’re in” with a picture of Bruno from JJBA?

im late to this one im so sorry!!!

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What would Bruno do if someone walked in on him and his S/O while they were having sex?

CW: Explicit content, mild reference to PHF

Congratulations. How does it feel being the funniest person alive to me at this very moment?

As most people would feel, embarrassed and angry.

Whenever Bruno isn’t in control of a situation, he tends to lose his cool a bit.

Showing yourself in that way is something very intimate, which he would have no say over in this situation.

However, Bruno isn’t one to exactly show his more vulnerable side.

Therefore, I feel like Bruno’s reaction would inherently be more outwardly irritated and inwardly embarrassed.

Another aspect to this is that he rarely gets much time alone with his partner, so that would just piss him off more.

If this was someone he’s closer to, like someone from his squad, he would honestly be more frustrated because they would know not to do that. He would’ve told them explicitly that his time at home wasn’t to be interrupted unless it was for something important.

However, if there was a reasonable reason for walking in on him and his partner, he wouldn’t be as irked. Though, he’d suggest they call him next time.

Still, he’d be bothered about any of them potentially seeing his partner’s body, and their comfort. If it bothered them enough (and it wasn’t something extremely important), he’d want for them to apologize. Thankfully for Bruno, everyone has enough decency to regardless of the situation.

If this was someone breaking into him home, they’ll probably be leaving in a stretcher. He’d offer them a chance to dip (kind of like this):

If they’re not smart enough to take the hint, he either leaves them with a few broken bones or dead (which only applies to anyone who is stupid enough to try to kill him or his partner).

If this was underboss Bruno…holy shit this could be so much worse. Sheila E’s Voodoo Child could easily cleave someone in half and Fugo’s Purple Haze Distortion would kill them even quicker.

Once that whole ordeal is settled, the mood is effectively ruined. Regardless of who walked in, Bruno would just want to be held by his partner to help him calm down.

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Make my ❤️heart❤️ race baby~

I get so shy posting stuff like this 🫣💕 but I wanted to draw something spicy~ so haha here's me and Bruno having a little fun~

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tradbucciarati

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The people wanted EmiKara

And here you got it 💙✨🖤

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I did draw some very self indulgent art again…

Pose reference by @/MUJ0___ on X!

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Blue is his color

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Bruno with dogs for completely normal reasons..