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What Corg pulled from the deck of many more things(some of them):
The moon
The star
Balance
The cavern
The ship
The gem
The pit
..... this Hecker is so OP rn.
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Update. Kael is back and Ember fucked around with a deck of many things.... when the Barbarian gets 2 wish spells and wishes for a dead party member back and also a puppy
(We have a glacier wolf, his name is snowflake)
Anywho we're in the underdark. We got captured and put into some D&D movie style arena games
One of these games being a fistfight between our half orc barbarian, Corg, and an orc War Chief named Corc. It wasn't a fight. It was a massacre. Corc got obliterated. We had to take a few seconds to laugh our asses off. Challenge two was the magic duel where Kael fought a copy of himself named Keel. Keel then pulled a Gale and blew the fuck up.
Faryn almost died in the last challenge and now there are displacer beasts. Help. Send help.
#dnd#kael#faryn#skeeter#Wyn Richter#Rhykr#Snowflake#cyrus#in the underdark#wyn has a gun#kael has dunamamcy#what could possibly go wrong#kingsley is dead#kertain is now on the loose#i may have fucked up.
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RIP kingsley and Kael
One died
One has been erased from existence by a chaotic neutral betrayer God of death
RIP Astrid
Because the fucking order of the lycan blood hunter left your ass with a giant spider
RIP Faryn's sanity
On that Note:
Welcome to the party
Wyn, the human gunslinger
(I cast gun, prepare to meet the gods)
And
Ember, the half elven sorcerer
(Depressed homosexual)
#dnd#kael#kingsley#faryn#astrid#character death#the wizard fucked up#the bloodhunter sold his soul#he might end up being a problem later#thanks Kertain#Faryn needs a nap#we told Corg Kael and Astrid “retired”#and that Kingsley joined a new party
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Super serious scene, temp party member an npc dead
Skeeter: takes the dead guy's holy symbol and carves a penis into a tree
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Welp, Kael and Kingsley almost died.
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Leave the damn centipede alone
Picture this. You're in a dungeon, cultists all around. Someone calls out
Cultist 1: what are you all doing in there, hurry up!
Kingsley to faryn: I will pay you to say f*** off I'm j*rking off!
Faryn, the only female member of the party: succeeds on the persuasion check
Cultist 1: LEAVE THE DAMN CENTIPEDE ALONE!
Faryn: I'm playin with my centipede
#Faryn#Kingsley#Kael#Skeeter#dire wolf companions#dnd#dnd shenanigans#leave the damn centipede alone
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Kael: Corg, did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Corg: Oh Corg no sleep, he fuck.
#kael#corg#kingsley#kingsley is kael's boyfriend#kingsley and corg woohooed before kingsley and kael got together
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This is a campaign known as Corg and Corgkind. The dm put several weeks into researching and designing for this campaign, and proceeded to lose all of his notes.
We are an eccentric cast of 2 players, a dm, and 6 player characters
2 and a half drow
A kobold
A tiefling
And A really spectacularly stupid half orc played by our DM
Having forgotten his notes, what you are about to read is wonderful misadventure of winging it.
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