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"Whoa! Things've been quiet here for a little while."

"Prob'ly need to get this thing back up and runnin'... uh, like this post 'n I'll make ya a starter or somethin'."

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"That is, like, TOTALLY amazing!"

"Man, a world of cyborgs would be the best thing ever! All the super-awesome changes history'd have... and all the ways society'd just get thousands o' times better...! Seriously, why ain't there a book or movie about this yet, this is some pretty rad stuff!"

"If you ever get there, you WILL take me with you! Movie, verse, fanfiction... we're in this together! The cyborg world WILL be seen!"

"Dude, I think everyone would go to school more if they had pics of giant cyber-dinos all over the place. Not to mention that whole evolution thing you brought up. A world built for cyborgs could be incredible! People would live out their lives at almost full mobile capacity, so you wouldn’t have older people complaining about not being able to move around as well or not catching up to their grandchildren. I mean, yeah, their cyber parts will be less advanced than the future kids, but at least there should be some people around that can service them so they’re working great for their age!

…I really want to go to this verse, now, or even just see it on a movie or something.”

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"Come on, Soos, you can do it, man!"

"Go dude go! Don't let the distance slow you down! You got this!"

           “Oh, hey Wendy.

            I would LOVE to             get you your soda.             Soos to the rescue!”

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sawrydood

"Yo, Soos, good to see you, man!"

"Hey, you think you could get me my soda? I left it on the table right there 'n I don't wanna get up to get to it."

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Welcome to 1975 Austin Powers and Fasha!

"..."

"... You okay, dude?"

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"... A... Kirby-Pikachu hybrid?"

"Dude, last I checked, Kirbys were Star Warriors and Pikachu were Pokemon."

"... Then again, I've seen stranger things around here. I ain't the one who'd know about all the weird stuff 'round here... if you wanna look into that, go talk t' Dipper. He should be in his room, with a journal that talks about a whole bunch of the supernatural stuff that goes on around here."

Hello! Uh.... Where am I?

"Uh…"

"You’re… in Gravity Falls, Oregon, lil’ dude. … Whatever you are."

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"Oh my geez, man, you're totally right! Give 'em lasers and metal legs and half a head o' metal and history'd be, like, a zillion times cooler than it is. I'd probably go to history class more often."

"... Okay, THAT is an awesome image! An' think how evolution'd go from there! Maybe we'd grow up to be like, natural cyborgs, with metal takin' up our brains and arms and most of our body, and like, human part'd let us die, but man, we'd be super strong, and super smart, and all that stuff in-between!"

"Told you! Cyborgs also don’t have that gross ‘living forever’ problem bots do, so they can have human and animal friends without angsty thoughts of outliving them by hundreds of years. Sure, the metal upkeep is probably hard when aging happens, but still, cyborgs are incredible!

Also, can you imagine dinos getting together to blast a giant meteor away? Not that they’re smart enough to plan that kind of combined effort or anything, but I’m pretty sure instinct would kick in and they’d totally shoot at it like it was a game at the fair to make the best alternate history ever! That kind of verse would be so cool to look at… from far away, of course. Not willing to risk getting hurt by a trigger happy T-Rex or anything like that.”

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"Dicks? Really, bro?"

"C'mon, man, it ain't fun if it ain't clean. Innuendos 'n jazz are cool, but don't go drawin' things that are gonna make you look immature 'n stupid."

"... Eh, but whatevs. I work at a tourist trap called the Mystery Shack. Y'know, where everything's overpriced and the effects are too cheap to make up for it, but people keep throwin' money in anyways."

"... And you're workin' here at a theme park. Bet there's a lot o' cleanin' up 'n stuff to go with it. Must be tough when it's actually got people around."

“'xactly. That's gotta be the only reason why I don’t draw dicks on buildings anymore. Someone’s gotta scrub that shit off, and it’s usually someone just like me.”

"How ‘bout you, princess? What kinda job you holdin’ up?"

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Hello! Uh.... Where am I?

"Uh..."

"You're... in Gravity Falls, Oregon, lil' dude. ... Whatever you are."

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"Yeah, well... still, sorry, dude. I'll try to remember that next time."

"Well, yeah, sure. Most things with teeth can't exactly bite down on hard things like those... though some probably could bite down on rocks, at least. Wouldn't put it past 'em."

"... Oh gosh, dude. Cyborgs. I totally didn't even think about that!"

"Man, cyborgs are, like, the perfect middle! Robot parts with natural skin and meat in the middle... can't believe I didn't think of that sooner! Geez, cyborgs ARE perfect! Man, if the dinos had been cyborgs, they totally wouldn't have gone extinct!"

"It’s okay. I’m kind of used to that. People forgetting, I mean." Especially Corduroys. Manly Dan wasn’t exactly the best at catering to her lifestyle during visits to the house, and more often than not the tiny teen found herself playing a game of "spot the bacon" while digging through the meager vegetable offerings in order to be as polite as possible.

"But yeah, no perfect sides here. My babes can’t handle standing outside for too long without rusting, and yours have mouths full of weak teeth that shatter if they bite down too hard on rocks or metal.

That’s why the best things are cyborgs. Half bot, half organic, one hundred percent awesome. Come on, you can’t deny a dinosaur with a laser canon for an arm isn’t, like, one of the coolest things to imagine.”

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The Muns' Studio - ask me questions about the way I play my muse, why I've made certain decisions in their story and anything you'd like to know about what I think of them.

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"... Oh, right. Sorry dude. Forgot about that."

"... Yeah, I guess y've gotta point there. Phones, TV, video games... humans can do a lotta stuff people always assumed they couldn't. Still, we can't really assume it WILL happen until we see it for ourselves."

"Okay, dude, that's fair enough. And I can definitely admit some robots could take out some of the dinos I've been rootin' for. But hey, no one's got a perfect side in anything, right?"

"Rip into…

Oh, gross gross gross gross! Okay, I am all for living with nature, but I’m a vegetarian Hindu, Wendy! What’s awesome for you is almost kind of, you know, sacrilegious for me.

And dude, don’t underestimate human beings. Yeah, it’s all theoretical right now, but so was space flight. Come on, be a little more open-minded about that.

Like how I’ll go ahead and be okay with you saying some dinos could take down equally sized mechas and not all bots are awesome. Trust me, not even I’m totally blind to personality when it comes to the stuff I love.”

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"C'mon man, don't go insultin' livin' by nature.

"... Well, you don't exactly have a Dad who can rip into a swordfish with his teeth, so I guess you wouldn't see it for how awesome it really is."

"... Do those kinda robots even actually exist? Could we even make 'em? I mean, dinos were a fact o' life, but robots with feelings... I don't think they could actually work like that."

"C'mon, dude, you can't just look at giant robots in movies and say they could all kick dino butt. That's like lookin' at King Kong and sayin' all apes could easily destroy a city. Heck, it'd be like me usin' C3P0 as a way of sayin' all robots suck."

"Ugh, gross. Surviving off the land… okay, fine, you’ll win the temporal relevance and self-sufficiency part of the debate. I mean, it’s not like most bots could have dealt with the gross humidity of the planet way back in the Stone Age, anyway. 

But I wouldn’t be so quick to say we give bots everything. You ever met an android with personality or read up on that stuff? You get into some deep philosophical junk the more you do, so I’m definitely not going to try and belittle a bot with feelings just because they were man-made. 

That last part sounds to me like someone hasn’t seen Pacific Rim. Get back to me on the whole power difference when you finish watching people in jaegers totally destroying kaijus in battle. Yeah, mechas aren’t total bots, but still, they’re a subcategory.”

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 "Well, 'f course robots can survive that stuff. They aren't living, or anything like that."

"I'm just sayin', robots may have all that futuristic stuff we give 'em, but dinos knew how t' live off th' land, man. They were independent survivors, and learned on their own. Sure, robots may be more useful NOW, but you can't deny that when they were around, they were the king of the world for a reason."

"Alright, alright, I'll admit I went a bit far callin' 'em pathetic for that. I'm just sayin', they aren't exactly survivors, or even all that sapient. We make 'em everythin' they are, nothin' in between. Look, don't get me wrong, I like robots. I just don't think you can top nature's natural monsters when it all comes down to it."

"Pff, I’d like to see a land dino survive jumping in a volcano or having their head held underwater…

Seriously, though, robots are a testament to human ingenuity and progress! Yeah, they have weaknesses, and sure, we had to make them, but you can almost always find ways to improve upon them and simulate the evolutionary process without causing unnecessary death and destruction. No one’s gonna make a bot that has to survive on meat! They’d be totally great for the environment if they were solar powered and stuff. 

Oh, come on, Wendy, that’s a total low blow! You can’t call bots pathetic because they need touch ups and maintenance every now and again! That’s like getting mad at humans for needing doctors.”

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Literally the best part of the show ever

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"C'mon dude, it ain't just scare factor. But given that they're, like, a science fiction thing, that's gotta be a big one."

"... Alright, I'll give you points for the Gideon bot, but that was only because of its size and ugly face."

"And come on, just think on what THAT means, though. Dinos survived and grew and moved on with the modern world. Sure, they ain't as awesome now as they were, then. But they changed into so many things we got now, while your precious robots came from toasters and remote controls. Throw 'em in a furnace or hit 'em with a glass of water, and they ain't gonna adapt outta that."

"Plus, dinos totally came on their own. Nature and adaptation and all that. We made robots; much of a threat as they can be, they wouldn't even exist without us. Pretty pathetic that they gotta be so dependent, huh?"

"Wait, you’re picking based on scary factor?" Of course she was. It was Wendy. 

"Okay, hang on, back up a little bit. Do you not remember that Gideon-bot that ran around town? That thing was super creepy and could have totally destroyed any of us with one hand! As for dinos, well, let’s just say time has not been kind to them. All that’s left of the guys are weird fish, alligators, and chickens. Chickens, Wendy. Plus, bots can do all sorts of cool things without trying to kill humans. They’re totally better than any old fossil.”

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