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You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

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That tiktok of that cis guy being like "I thought wlw mean winners love winning so I put that in my ig bio and I had a bunch of butch lesbians hitting me up" kills me every time even thinking about it kills me

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Day 24

No, but merry chrysler to those who celebrate

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

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Become the reason the entire building collapses from the added weight

I always thought these pictures were photoshopped but apparently a man in guangzhou china did indeed make a huge ass garden to cover up the fact he illegally added three more stories to his apartment

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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

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wish we had more internal organ emojis

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"You gotta take it easy on that Kronole. Snorting that flammable shit's gonna fry your brain." | "That's exactly right. Think of what Kronole is. This fucking flammable industrial waste. Light it up, and boom. It's a bomb, you idiot. I didn't stock this shit for years just to get high." Horror Character Appreciation - Song Kang-Ho as Namgoong Minsoo in Snowpiercer (2013) dir. Bong Joon-Ho

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

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"... bought... copper... from... this... shady fucker... bad quality... zero stars... "

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Limmy deleted best tweet of all time I'm so mad

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What if I cried?

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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I promise you guys have no idea where this video is going

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his best running gag