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"with great power comes great responsibility"

*glances at Christianity*

Hmmmm.

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Do any of you wake up and think about the CW Flash and go "why tf did the showrunners decide that Barry should get (mostly) adopted by Joe and then date his daughter???" I mean in every sense except legal, Barry was Joe's son, y'all can't tell me different. So why did the showrunners repeatedly ship Barry with Iris, HIS SISTER, when he had better chemistry with like six other people??? Hell, he had better chemistry with Oliver.

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Ok imma end gif vs jif right now

In English, "gh" can be pronounced "f".

Tough.

In other words, it literally doesn't matter how you pronounce it.

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the constitution is extremely overrated.

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i've come up with something called aggressively living, any time someone gives me a weird look bc i ate two chicken breasts, wings, drumsticks, and legs in one go i simply remind myself that i enjoy doing this. any time i glance at a toy and think about how childish i would look buying it, i think about how much i'll enjoy using it.

i don't think anyone should be able to shame someone else for having interests tbh, no matter how "childish" they come off as. i mean i'm the same kid, just a few years older, why wouldn't that sweet rotary nerf gatling gun be awesome as all get out. why not get that lego race car. why not buy art and enjoy life and do more than just be productive

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Y'all

Y'ALL

Miguel is absolutely lying about canon events, and he proves it

When he says that there's a universe without a Spiderman, why is there still even a universe??? Presumably Spiderman existing at all has to be a canon event, right??? So I'm thinking Miguel did something to f up the universe he went to, and he's tryna hide it

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Yall i just realized. When Miles first gets to the Spider Society, what he sees is this gorgeous topography, bright skies, white towers, endless meadows. But then the moment he figures it out and escapes, he goes down and underneath the society and is greeted by the darkness and cold machinery that their perfect facade sits on top of and I'm just like dang, you really made your whole landscape a metaphor, huh

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oh the powerful curse of apathy. why must I reside in safety and ease, with no chance of the happiness that climbing out of sadness brings. why do I have to experience calm resignation to terrible news, mild appreciation at the most glorious of occasions, the doubled opposing price of each other. What do I do to stop being this bunker of stagnant health, going nowhere?

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME BRAVE HAD AN END CREDIT SCENE

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Do i have to be the victim of a system in order to disagree with it?

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Can you imagine defining masculinity as the embodiment of strength, defining it as how many women you can fuck, defining it as dreaming of a way to legally commit violence... and then saying "not all men"?

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Conservatives: Protests are BAD! They've never worked and the only people who support them are violent criminals!

Liberals: *glances at their nickname*

Liberals: Hey why do you call yourself the Tea Party? What was that about?

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There are a lot of things in the Bible which I disagree with, but there's this one really good part

"If your eye causes you to sin, tear it out".

Hear that, Christian schools and churches? If a young girl wears a short skirt or a swimsuit and you're the jackal getting a hard-on for her, or you're the wimpy little board member trying to hide your superior's pedophilia, and you decide to tell these children that they're dressing immodestly, well... that's your fault, not theirs.

If you need a knife, you may use my fingernails.

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The two ways to get popular:

1. massive talent

2. money

And the hidden third

3. be Jack Black

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Have you ever thought about cats and been like "holy shit, I have a living breathing Thing right here. It may not understand emotion the same way I do, and it will never understand so much of the knowledge we hoard, but in this moment, at this time, in this place, it is here to enjoy my company" and then it scratches your hand and your internal monologue switches to "ow, fuck you too"

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i am Aggressively learning how to draw

good grief i don’t know how you artist folk do this

what fae did you talk to

what was their price

and do they have any more of what they gave you?

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Day three of drawing a cat from sheer spite. He do a big stretch.