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Wishing you and Sherlock a wonderful holiday! And also wondering if you had a favorite color? If so, which shade? Would you ever wear a pink suit? Ok bai -

Thank you very much! I wish you a Merry Christmas and wonderful holidays as well! Sherlock acts a bit grumpy, but I know that deep down he likes Christmas. Favourite colour? I think that would be something blue, like aquamarine. Mix between blue and green I'd say. Pink's not really my colour. So no, I wouldn't wear a pink suit. I wouldn't look good in it.

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Finally. It only took 30 minutes and 6 people to convince you. You being you, that's a good number. And only a minimal amount of yelling involved. Good.

Wear the antlers, Sherlock. Rosie and Mrs Hudson will love it.

No, I will most certainly not wear the antlers. That is humiliating. @mrs-hudsons-cozy-corner asks me every christmas to wear the antlers, and I deny this request every year. Not even all the King's horses could make me wear the antlers.

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Yeah, I was kinda referring to the redeeming quality, Sherlock.

But did you like the movie? I think it's inspiring.

Inspiring? What exactly do you find inspiring about this movie? The occupation of your doppelgänger, being mostly naked simulating explicit acts?

And whether I liked this movie, I have a whole list of things that are wrong with it. From the unrealistic and illogical behaviours of the characters, the annoying theme melody that they play over and over that drove me mad, and the very foolish plot of the movie. The moronic title alone 'Love Actually' already gives it a negative score. More like Love Idiotically. Only redeemable quality of this movie was the....well I don't need to spell that out.

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I did buy fake snowballs at Rosie's request since it hadn't snowed. Sherlock's already been pelted.

It's about to be a white Christmas...😏

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Am I here because of the polls?

Please, you're much more than the polls.

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The movie is Love Actually. That's what the movie is. Now that you say it, that actor does look similar to me. Maybe we're twins.

What is this movie? And why does this character look so similar to you, @consult-johnhwatson? His name is even John. What is going on? And what is that guy doin- oh god

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Forget I said anything. Of course you wouldn't get the reference. And now stop complaining, shut up and watch the movie.

You're about to watch that 'boring movie' because it's on telly.

No I will certainly not. I will just take a very long walk in the dark cold outside. That's preferable over such an imbecilic lovestory drivel. The title of the movie tells me all I need to know. Love actually. Which means I will not watch it. You would have to chain me to the sofa to make me watch it and even then I would escape. I would rather gnaw my own arm off.

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No. Living with you taught me all of that. Especially the handcuffing. And that I could get some peace and quiet for 2 hours by putting a romance movie on telly.

This isn't A Clockwork Orange, Sherlock. You're not being tortured by watching a christmas movie.

You're about to watch that 'boring movie' because it's on telly.

No I will certainly not. I will just take a very long walk in the dark cold outside. That's preferable over such an imbecilic lovestory drivel. The title of the movie tells me all I need to know. Love actually. Which means I will not watch it. You would have to chain me to the sofa to make me watch it and even then I would escape. I would rather gnaw my own arm off.

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You're giving me an idea.

You're about to watch that 'boring movie' because it's on telly.

No I will certainly not. I will just take a very long walk in the dark cold outside. That's preferable over such an imbecilic lovestory drivel. The title of the movie tells me all I need to know. Love actually. Which means I will not watch it. You would have to chain me to the sofa to make me watch it and even then I would escape. I would rather gnaw my own arm off.

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The Grinch being your favourite christmas movie makes sense. You're as grumpy as he is. But everyone knows it's just an act and deep down the Grinch has a very big heart. Just like someone else. But you're not green. At least usually.

My turn. Let me think. Couples meet at the airport. That's the ending of my favourite christmas movie.

Ya'll remember that post that's like 'Spoil the ending of your favorite movie without context?'

Well, in the spirit of the season, I propose--that, but with Christmas movies. I'll start.

Town is saved by a letter.

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Well, someone found a friend.

I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

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I just cut my dick off, and it's bleeding a lot... What do I do, doctor?

Uh, cauterize it?

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Medical question for you, Dr Watson!! What is the difference between a strain and a sprain? And should I see a doctor for a fever? I tripped over a branch yesterday and need to know how best to treat an ankle but dunno the difference. Caio <3

In short terms, a strain is often in tendons or muscles, while a sprain is in the ligaments, which connect the bones. You may feel more effect rubbing the muscle/tendon, and that may be a strain, and if you can't reach the pain/unable to walk/bend the limb then it may be a sprain.

So, easy test is if you can stand or walk with pain, maybe a strain. If you can't, might be a sprain or worse. For a delicate area as your ankle, I highly suggest seeing a doctor if pain doesn't ease after a few days or if pain is extreme/unable to stand on.

Long lasting or high fevers suggest seeing a doctor either way, or accompanying rashes/headaches/confusion. Normal fever rules.

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did sherlock get to eat?

If he didn't, you'd be a little late in worrying.

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Near orgasmic seeing Sherlock as my mutual, until I see what he liked.

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Considering said meal is almost finished, the head chef has declared that only participants can engage in the feast once finished preparing. Since I'm already helping... Hurry up.

Mrs. Hudson is out and our little chef needs her assistant, but I'm not sure how fair that would be at a 2/3 home-work-ratio. As a scientist, @consult-sherlockholmes, would you help even the unfair equation?

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Mrs. Hudson is out and our little chef needs her assistant, but I'm not sure how fair that would be at a 2/3 home-work-ratio. As a scientist, @consult-sherlockholmes, would you help even the unfair equation?