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[consult-johnhwatson]

hi. lets be friends. how do you make friends?

davie

I'm not the best guy for this sort of advice, but I just try to smile and ask questions. Or give compliments.

How are you, Davie?

[consult-johnhwatson]

You alright there? Making a lot of confessions lately. Unnecessary confessions, at that. Are you up to something?

Before the election results are officially in, I have to make a confession. Something that I should have done a long time ago.

John, I lov-

[consult-johnhwatson]

NO.

Do not tempt me. Maybe this would be a nice evening activity to stave off the boredom.

[consult-johnhwatson]

See? Wasn't that hard, was it?

Now that we cleared that up, would you like to accompany me on a walk through St Jame's Park? I need to collect leaves and maybe other samples from the flowers and trees that grow there.

@consult-johnhwatson do something I am bored

[consult-johnhwatson]

No.

Do not tempt me. Maybe this would be a nice evening activity to stave off the boredom.

[consult-johnhwatson]

I never said that I'm unable to do it. I'm simply refusing to jump when you demand attention/entertainment like a five year old. Talk to me like an adult and I might actually come up with an idea.

@consult-johnhwatson do something I am bored

[consult-johnhwatson]

Well you tend to behave like an excited puppy when there is a case so...

I'm not here to entertain you. You know that... Right?

@consult-johnhwatson do something I am bored

[consult-johnhwatson]

How about cleaning the kitchen? Finally organising all the case folders that are lying around in the living room? Or go outside and get some fresh air? Maybe a round in the park will finally wear you out.

@consult-johnhwatson do something I am bored

[consult-johnhwatson]

@criminalisticonsultant No. Don't do that. Don't call me that. You know I have a gun, right?

[consult-johnhwatson]

You two are acting worse than children now. And I know what I'm talking about since I actually raised one.

But @consult-sherlockholmes you didn't answer his question. Are you jealous?

Do you think I'm... spooky?

[consult-johnhwatson]

Spooky? No.

Sinister? A danger to society? A man who doesn't know how to die properly? Yes.

Do you think I'm... spooky?

[consult-johnhwatson]

My what?!

Hiya, Sherls! Here to appease your boredom some!

3, 34, 51

Very kind of you to assist in appeasing my boredom. You don't happen to have a case?

03: Do you regret anything?

Yes.

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

I dreamt about John and finally getting a new case. So how about someone makes my dreams come true?

51: Favourite food?

It's a tie between Angelo's pasta all’arrabbiata and the tiramisu or Lo han jai at the chinese restaurant on Bakerstreet. Concerning homemade foods I like John's pea thing or Mrs Hudson's baking.

[consult-johnhwatson]

52

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

Everything? No. Some things? Maybe... There are a few things that certainly feel like that they happen for a reason.

[consult-johnhwatson]

53 ;)

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Reading a bedtime story to Rosie. We are currently making our way through the Chrestomanci series by Diana Wynne Jones and it's a lot of fun.

[consult-johnhwatson]

28 ):

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

Not that I'm aware of...

[consult-johnhwatson]

Exactly. Living with him already feels like living with a cat.

15, any pets? I think you should get one! (... A rat!)

15: Have any pets?

No, we don't have any pets. Although sometimes you could count the amount of insects Sherlock keeps in our flat for his experiments as pets I guess. I wouldn't mind having a rat as a pet. They are friendly, clever and loyal, even though people still like to think otherwise.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that we will end up with a dog sooner or later.

[consult-johnhwatson]

15, any pets? I think you should get one! (... A rat!)

15: Have any pets?

No, we don't have any pets. Although sometimes you could count the amount of insects Sherlock keeps in our flat for his experiments as pets I guess. I wouldn't mind having a rat as a pet. They are friendly, clever and loyal, even though people still like to think otherwise.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that we will end up with a dog sooner or later.