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Hi I'm very dumb, I'm getting a new phone soon and realized this account is linked to a dead email and I have no idea what my password is so uh....new account is @oceangoblin so pls go follow that one 👉🏻👈🏻

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As terrible as an angel, be afraid.

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This 20 ft. Great White Shark, filmed in the Coast of Oahu Hawaii, is believed to be the largest ever recordemos.

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forget your zodiac, tell me how the gävle goat was damaged in the year you were born

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Art Commissions

Hello! I’m Duessa / Sheena!

I am 36, disabled, and unable to work a “real” job due to multiple chronic conditions, so I make up for it by doing personal commissions. Currently, my husband and I are in dire straits and having trouble keeping the lights on as well as buying food and medicine.

The winter holiday season is quickly approaching and what could make a better gift than a personalized illustration?!

Personal use only. My prices are negotiable. More complicated requests may require an additional charge. All prices listed are in USD.

More info here.

Handy Request Form HERE.

Portrait / Icon / PDF

$30

Half-body / Bust

$50

Full Body

$70

Tips and donations can be made at paypal.me/duessa or @duessa on cashapp.

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Come one, come all, and see the worlds most cursed person on the planet! That’s me trying to make light of this situation so an update for those who’ve seen my previous post, and apologies for not updating sooner.

I was administered to the hospital after passing out at work about a week ago. Apparently an issue with my iron and blood sugar was very low. Could be part of my mediations but have a follow up in a few days to have testing done. After being sent home, I had a sore throat the following day and the day after I wound up with awful tonsillitis, a sinus infection, and an ear infection. I was having issues breathing and was aspirating a ton trying to sleep, so they prescribed me antibiotics, a steroid and a breathing treatment/inhaler. Well… it just kept getting worse. I started getting profusely sick out of nowhere and couldnt keep food/water/my medication down, and nausea was so bad I was up two nights straight. My friend stopped by to check on me and insisted I go back to the hospital. First they gave me zofran for the nausea (what they give chemo patients) and they had to up me to ciproflaxin (used to treat anthrax because of how strong the antibiotic is) instead of my old one. After 5 days on it, I FINALLY feel better, and today is my first day back at work!

Cherry on top? First time I got profusely sick, while running to the toilet I wound up somehow dropping/chucking my phone and the screen broke and went black entirely. Thankfully I have a work phone and finally got corporate to allow me to download tumblr on here and FINALLY able to update. So with all of that said I cannot WAIT for this year to be over (come on burning goat, burn away all the evil bs for a smoother 2022, yuck).

Lastly, I’m sure many of you know, but my mom and dad died and I have no remaining family. I know it’s so close to Christmas so a lot of you are probably strapped, but if there’s any way you could reblog this or donate even a small amount it all adds up. I desperately need to fix my phone screen as I need that phone to verify myself at work for each application. I also missed 9 days of work so my check is going to be awful. I also will need help with either rent or heart medication and/or my phone bill. before I get paid again since this next check is going to be awful and only have a day and a half on it.

Again I know it’s the holidays, so I’m praying for a Christmas Miracle!!! My PayPal is paypal.me/jpd05, or you can message me on here for my Zelle info or my KoFi info. Of course reblogs are essential and SO appreciated, and again every small amount helps. I desperately need a miracle here. I’ll update as often as I can with any donations

December 20th, 2:45pm EST:

$0/$1100

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Yo, MASSIVE bagged lettuce recall, guys. Just so you're aware. I had to throw out an unopened bag this evening after seeing this and I'm really glad I did.

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I keep thinking about these ears

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No one ever seems to ask for blonde grizzlies, so I’m taking matters into my own hands

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polar bears enjoying abandoned shack

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In your opinion, which baby puppies are the cutest? Personally I love ice puppies, but all are valid

I have to agree with you, there's something special about ice puppies

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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

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siphonophore

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12/19/2021

hello! we have reached more than 25% of our goal! we are now at $592 in the fundraiser and it is all thanks to all of your help!! please please continue sharing, reposting, and donating! 💗 every last cent donated and every single share is extremely appreciated! if we reach around $1000, we would be able to put a down payment at the vet for milly’s surgery and she would be able to have her surgery! thank you all so much and i will update soon!