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I like that in the show they went with a more 'accurate' physical representation of Jirving but also I'm really disappointed we didn't get to see the blonde, baby-faced version described in the book.

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im developing too many new kinks because of this fandom. everyone that writes tozer smut where he gets called a dog owes me money.

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I want to perform a gynaecological exam on Edward Little

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I hate joplittle sfm. It's so basic and boring and y'all have no taste!

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I'm sorry I am finally admitting it I am a Dundy hater. Like he's fine and the few moments he has are good, but I simply do not understand why he has such a large fanbase. He does so little and then dies offscreen. Even, like, Hodgeson has more plot relevance than him. No shade on dundylikers but you baffle me.

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everytime crozier comes on screen so do i

#splooge

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John Diggle is hot as fuck

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i almost decapitated my crozier keychain with a chair leg. also every day i rattle around my scurvy-ridden fitzjames keychain on my bag when i walk and i imagine his pained groaning like when he was in the sledge. it gives me motivation to walk faster so it hurts less in the end

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Do people actually like Edward Little as a character or is he like a sex doll to people, I swear to god he is the most objectified character and he’s not even that relevant

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I love john irving but i have an intense and almost violent need to assault him. Idk if it’s cuteness aggression or what but whenever i see him i get the very strong urge to slam him into a locker. I sometimes watch the gifset of him getting shoved throughout the show to cool down

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I hate John Irving so much it's kind of a problem. I'll be scrolling through my dash and then there's a screenshot of him and I'll get a little pissed off just from seeing it

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This fandom is too nice. I’m worried about the skeleton closet

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[lucille bluth voice] i do not care for tozer

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Modern Solomon Tozer would’ve loved puppy play. Thank you and goodnight.

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i want tozer to bounce on it.

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i wish henry collins was a butch with big bazoongas and even bigger heart so i could make out with her sloppy style under the starry sky while she’s explaining navigation to me🥰🥰

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i really and truly think that blanky and crozier are cool and amicable exes