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YAAA CHELL!! Here's the reference sheet I made for the artist

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chell plushy I got custom made :33 I absolutely cherish her… (designed by my gorgeous girlfriend @coneiuscorn 💕💕) made by BlueSez on Etsy

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HAPPY NEW YEAR starting it off with some good old Glabers.. Love her

Just got some acrylic markers so I thought I'd draw a good old Glab.. She's my second drawing of this year so Wahoo!! Im not used to traditional art so sorry that it looks a bit wonky 😭

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Happy new year everyone!!! Starting off this year with a new gift of life page!

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AUGH THIS IS SO GOOD??? I love it so much thank you!!! You did so good this is so cool :00 10/10 they need to kiss NOW

New Year's Eve: Still Still Alive

Hey there @coneiuscorn, here is your @portal-secret-santa fic. Hope you enjoy and thanks for the opportunity to write about my fave murder robot/human couple. Happy new year!

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GLaDOS could fathom the intricacies of subatomic particles, the movement of distant stars, the aerodynamics to the molecular level of accursed birds. She could not fathom the limitations of a mind that can't (won't?) mark the passage of time.

Chell stood in the Central AI Chamber and signed--with annoyance that would be apparent even to a human, "Unless you tell me, I won't know the date." She paused, took a breath, and her signing and expression softened, "I like that the days run together. But they do run together."

"Well then," GLaDOS said, "it appears we have missed Christmas. But you did not celebrate it?"

Chell shook her head.

"Did you celebrate the end of the year?"

In a picosecond, GLaDOS saw again the celebrations and tragedies the new year celebrations brought to the human scientists and Aperture staff. Drunkenness so severe that Caroline locked everyone out of the systems, including Cave, from December 30 to January 2. It was the pressure of being in an abandoned mine run by a robot that might murder you. Most of the images were mundane, but a number kept popping back up to her--people kissing when the clocks turned over to 00:00.

GLaDOS saw herself lingering on these images and then forced herself back into the conversation with Chell, who had shrugged.

"Never had someone to kiss."

For two whole picoseconds, GLaDOS paused. Well that's never happened, Caroline said. GLaDOS didn't answer, she never did. Despite what GLaDOS had claimed to Chell, Caroline couldn't actually be deleted, only isolated from the rest of the facility's programming into a separate consciousness. Caroline continued, a smile in her bodiless voice, How is she going to kiss you?

GLaDOS said to Chell, instead, "The kiss means you will be with that person for another year. How were you so terrible at romance that undersexed geniuses would not want to spend a year with you?"

Chell sighed. "They never sang to me." She smiled, winked, and signed "Good night."

This time the pause was three picoseconds.

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The next few days were ordinary, except that now both GLaDOS and Chell knew, but did not acknowledge, the coming end of the year. Even when December 31 hit, they kept their routines all the way through dinner. Atlas took the dishes from the Central AI Chamber, while P-Body brought in a sofa.

Chell looked up at GLaDOS, "What's this?"

"Please try to be a less stupid human today." GLaDOS regretted the barb when she saw the slight frown, which Chell tried to cover up with an exaggerated eyeroll.

"Well, if you must know," GLaDOS said, "it's called a loveseat."

Atlas came back into the chamber with a large digital display, wobbling for comic effect. Chell laughed. The display turned on. It was a movie from the facility's admittedly sparse library (only 367,302 to choose from).

Chell smiled and sat down, facing the screen. She signed to the room, knowing that the hundreds of cameras would pick up her words even if the main chassis wasn't pointed at her, "You going to watch with me?"

GLaDOS replied in her new, smaller voice, "Yes."

A study of human bodies and sexuality and a deep dive into Chell's personal files informed the android's design. Chell had always preferred partners about her height with a curvy build, long hair, angular faces, and green eyes--based on the last six recorded examples where the relationship lasted more than three dates. Skin wasn't exactly possible, but GLaDOS could make smooth surfaces where it counted.

Chell turned around, and the shock on her face gave GLaDOS the same pleasure and longing she was programmed to receive from a particularly successful test.

"Happy New Year," GLaDOS said, and she heard Caroline, You actually meant that, didn't you?

Chell stood and signed back, "Happy New Year."

GLaDOS walked to Chell. She spent the whole walk, agonisingly long seconds, searching for the best cutting remark. Millions of examples came forward and were rejected because she didn't want to change Chell's face.

GLaDOS turned her attention to Chell's hands, limp at her side. She's speechless, Caroline observed.

The search for cutting remarks ended. GLaDOS said as she leaned her new body into Chell's, "Now you do."

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@portal-secret-santa Forgot to mention y'all whoops

Surprise @immunetoneurotoxin !!! I was your secret Santa :) Sorry if this isn't exactly what you expected but I thought Chell finding one tiny thing wrong and insisting on fixing it was a silly idea (relating to the whole running tests diagnostics thing) but I hope you like it :)

Also I swear Chell isn't white in this it was the gradient I promise I didn't draw her white 😭🙏

Bonus stupid aftermath doodle

Hope you and whoever else is reading this have/has a very merry Christmas and happy holidays :)

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Surprise @immunetoneurotoxin !!! I was your secret Santa :) Sorry if this isn't exactly what you expected but I thought Chell finding one tiny thing wrong and insisting on fixing it was a silly idea (relating to the whole running tests diagnostics thing) but I hope you like it :)

Also I swear Chell isn't white in this it was the gradient I promise I didn't draw her white 😭🙏

Bonus stupid aftermath doodle

Hope you and whoever else is reading this have/has a very merry Christmas and happy holidays :)

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glados/AM pisses me offfff man

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As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

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the original image if anyone needs i

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There needs to be a word specifically for the kind of things that you've autisticly decided you Do Not Care About. Like a game or a show or band or whatever where you have nothing specifically against it, you don't hate it or anything, but you've done that thing where you decided you don't care about it at all.

So you get very mildly annoyed when it still manages to show up on your dash, as it's purely a waste of your time. Just something to scroll past.

(I have no idea if more neurotypical people do this, but I know (and am) several autistic people who've done the "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED WE DO NOT CARE EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOUT... HALO. ANYTHING WE LEARN ABOUT HALO (AGAINST OUR WILL) IS A WASTE OF MEMORY SPACE AND TIME. You can play and love it all you want though, we have nothing against it. It's just not for me.")

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Class assignment to paint an alternate ending to our fav movie/game... i chose portal 2! [don't ask for the timeline implications of this but context: chell comes to the surface only to find the earth destroyed by the combine]

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Just realizing that Roz is LITTERALY the embodiment of a hiking robot! I'm so going to treat her with my favorite vibes fr...

🏕️The mountaineer drip!🏕️

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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blue and white and green robots🤍🌎