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Name any number that begins with a “D”

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dumb

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Makes creature noises at you (affectionate)

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 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

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my role on tumblr dot com is to scroll through thousands of posts and only reblog the good ones for you to see like your personal tumblr pasta strainer

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same energy

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personally if I was mother I would yeet miette

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Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

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so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

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would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

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Careful Legosi, those Antlers are not just for show

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my monster boyfriend when he—w-when he—my monster boyfriend when I—um…when he and I—when—

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