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I think realizing that canon is fake is very freeing actually

Like genuinely all fiction is equally fake and real simultaneously. The author is dead and I'm getting my inheritance

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Me: “Alright, time to get some work done…” My brain: 

Me:  “No, dude, I’m serious…” MY BRAIN:

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90’s kids unite!

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I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

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outtake of marina ⚡️ (2015)

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Entering 2018 like…

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31st of December

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i love having the cilantro yummy gene

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good morning cruel world

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Are gyms filled with Chinese people after Chinese New Year?

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Can’t believe the incredibles are coming back to show the avengers and justice league how it’s done

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Wearing a condom is a misconception

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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

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well i’ll be damned