commander-faie

[commander-faie]

Are you still alive commander?

Please get back to me in 3 to 5 business days and I will let you know.

[commander-faie]

I thought your first Jedi was Opo rancisiss?

He was?

Oh yeah.

I don't remember much about him.

[commander-faie]

what was ur favorite part of training

Whenever I got to sleep.

Or steal food but shhh.

[commander-faie]

Awww, Marigold! bb! from the looks of it youre taking real good care of her commander. Youre turning into a real cat dad aren't you? Don't worry, I wont tell Vos! -🦦

*sighs deeply* Thank you, anon..

*Marigold mews happily, and curls up on Faie's shoulder, tail around his neck, her pride evident*

[commander-faie]

Do you miss your old Jedi commander?

Vos is (sadly) my first and only Jedi commander I have ever had.

[commander-faie]

why was your team called Bogey squad??

I..

I actually don't know. Blame 1212.

[commander-faie]

Why do you follow the orders of those stupid kaminoans? dont you desire more in life than war?

I don't know what else is there.

And I follow their orders because that's my duty. I prefer not being reconditioned or decommissioned, thank you.

[commander-faie]

aww, so you admit that your a cat dad *pokes cheek*

*grabs the anon's hand and twists it around away from him* Yes, I do, but regardless of whether or not I do does not mean you can touch me like this without permission.

*Marigold hisses and makes an attempt to claw at the anon, although her paws are too short to reach*

Very good, Marigold. Good girl *Faie reaches up to where she's sitting on her shoulder to scratch her behind the ears*

[commander-faie]

if you could be any animal what would you be?

I'd like to be a cat, so I can talk with Marigold to get a better idea if she likes me or not, and how I can be a better so called Cat Dad.

[commander-faie]

I dare you to go say something nice to Vos! And mean it! we can't win the war if a commander and his Jedi are arguing! - A very frustrated Jedi knight

Good lord, no. Don't do this to me..

Fine..

*comms @korto-vos *

Uh. Hello sir. You, uh. Are a great general, sir. Have a nice day.

*hangs up immediately* That was the worst experience of my life. Well, after the time I got kidnapped but still.

[commander-faie]

truth or dare

I don't trust you people. However, I'm bored, so dare.

[commander-faie]

are there any Jedi you do like?

General Shaak Ti and General Plo Koon seem decent enough.

[commander-faie]

uhhhh, wanna elaborate on that last one?

*dramatic thousand yard stare* No..

[commander-faie]

Have you played that hunting FNAF? it'd make even hardened commanders like you screamed in fear

I've seen Vos in the mornings, I doubt anything can scare me more than that.

[commander-faie]

Why are you so strict commander? Most of the other commander are fairly laid back, so why aren't you?

It's not my job to be laid back. I do my job, and that's all that is required of me. I'm not- *his voice broke slightly, but he just cleared his throat* I'm not needed for anything else.

[commander-faie]

pspspspsp Marigold? *bumps* oh sorry commander

It is fine. *holds out Marigold, Lion-King style* You may converse with her highness, Marigold.

*Marigold mews happily*

[commander-faie]

What do you plan to do when you get back to coruscant

Sleep for a solid 12 hours.