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That's so awesome, poop! You're totally gonna have to let me come help you with any choreography in your audition, but you're bound to get any part because that's just the way things work, right? I mean you always get the parts of Boobra Stressland and that other woman with green skin, was it? I dunno. Anyway congrats! I definitely need to start joining you on your early morning jogs, even though I dance constantly, I've been eating way too many Cheetos.

Well, it’s almost five o’ clock and I’ve managed to wake up at a decent hour to my own, highly disciplined circadian rhythm, go for a run in the beautiful weather that New York City has finally decided to give us, get back to my studio apartment in the Upper East Side, gussy up and meet the photographer I hired in Central Park for a new batch of head-shots to include in my extensive acting resume. While the term technically ends in mid to late May, NYADA likes to put on a musical during the summer to hype up interest in aspiring Freshman for the following school year. This year, they’re going with Cinderella, which is a lovely show - but my attention has been drawn elsewhere. The Manhattan Repertory Theatre is putting on Spring Awakening for their summer show and if I want the tragically renowned lead role of Wendla Bergman, I can’t afford to skip out on even the smallest detail when it comes to my resume. Wish me the best of luck, friends!

Productivity makes for an ecstatic Rachel Barbra Berry, so it’s safe to say that I’m positively glowing with jubilation right now. I hope everyone else is having as nice of a day as I am!

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Q's coming to NY at last! Woop, woop! I'll definitely be of macho assistance with my guns of sparkly steel, I really can't wait for the Unholy Trinity to be reunited.

Crunch Time

There is so much to do and literally not enough time in a day. If we could make there twenty-six hours in the day even I would be happy. I did however find time to go to the hair salon and get rid of that platinum hair color. I wanted to try something different and I think it was too different for my taste.

I am moving to New York at the end of May and I’m volunteering any of you in the area to help. You’re welcome.

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True dat. Unicorn powers would be the best, Jake you totally have the idea. I've been trying really hard to have a magical horn and puke and poop rainbows but hey, I guess I'll have to settle for just unicorn insides and the fabulousness that is just me. Duuuude, tell me about it, the fondue is so distracting for me too - the key thing is to not let it trick you, it's super hot at first so if I even try to eat it while introducing the guests I'mma probably burn my heart. Yeah, college is poopy but you'll get somewhere; if not I'm sure I could sneak you in to my dance classes and force the scary boss lady to pay you.

Whaddup Poops!

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That is, it's pretty amazing I must say. New York is kind of scary at first, because it's nothing like Lima but now it's a bit weird but it's more my home than my mom's house. It's so nice and we managed to snatch up a cute apartment away from the business but still in walking distance from the city. You'll love it! For sure, definitely we will I mean San will have to put up with it but I'm sure she won't mind - as for Lord and Lady Tubbs, it takes getting used to but I'm sure once they see the real you, they'll be okay. Trust me.

Ooh, apartment vs. dorm... That's a hard one, well first off are you rich? Because the only way we can afford our place is my awesome sponsor money from Fondue For Two and San's inheritance thing, but if you do have the money I'd say apartment. What're you studying though, or wanting to? I can see why being in the same place as people from class could be good - copy their work while they're sleeping, good one.

Whaddup Poops!

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Aww, that's cute Mace. Thank you! It's so awesome, right? You should see them in costumes, I purposefully chose the chicken dance for my youngest class (they're about 2-5 years old) and it's adorable! Like, super duper cute. You'll have to come check us out some time.

Poops? Because you all are! Poop is a term of endearment, young child.

Whaddup Poops!

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You'd blow the roof off for sure. Well, not technically 'cause that would be weird and totally unsafe, but you'll be the super, sexy amazing you always are. I love you too, San; so, so, so, so much.

Whaddup Poops!

I might though, who knows if everybody else absolutely sucks, I could really top up the level. I love you so much, baby.

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Mhh, nope. But whatever, you're always right. Awesome, great! Yeah, you don't have to sing it was just a thought but I want to totally be there if you do, so. Woop! Annnnd nope, babe. Nope. You're the perfect wife, shush.

Whaddup Poops!

I’ve got to disagree here. Your face is totally the cuter one. And really? That sounds awesome, Britt. We’re totally going, even though this isn’t like an one hundred percent yes to whether I’m gonna sing or not yet, it sounds like a great opportunity. Thank you. I don’t know if I’ve told you this before but you’re definitely the perfect wife.

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It makes it even better to come home to your cute, little face, though - trust me and hey, c'mon we're totally getting you a flawless job, don't worry; speaking of, one of the bars down by the studio is having an open mic night on Saturday, wanna go? I mean, you don't have to sing, we can just go for the drinks but I heard there's gonna be some big scouters looking... One small favor though: you'll be my guest on Fondue For Two this week, right?

Whaddup Poops!

Congrats, m’lady. Seriously, I couldn’t be more proud of you. At least one of us has an awesome job. 

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Pretty cool, huh? Yeah, I'm definitely livin' the life. And what!? You're coming to NYU!? Mads, that's super-duper-mega-awesome! We totally must have a slumber party, it'll be all kinds of amazing. How are you doing? What're your plans?

Aw, it's missed you! Ha, I'm thinking the classic Lord and Lady Tubs and my beautiful wife, them maybe next week a surprise guest...You'll have to tune in to see.

Whaddup Poops!

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Jaaaake! Hey! Yeah, I know right? It's all of the marriages and new semesters and jobs and exams and things, totally understandable. Thank you, yeah it's pretty much the dream if I'm honest, I'm so lucky - maybe my unicorn powers finally came to life, or I'm just that amazing. As for celebs on FF2, not yet, this week I'm probably gonna just drag San on it because I can't be bothered to bring anyone over but maybe in the future... Who'd you like to see? Also, how's things with college?

Whaddup Poops!

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Oh it's official, official. Like, I've had the job since the start of December pretty much a few weeks after we moved but now it's like my actual title. Awesome, huh? Thanks! They're so cute, like super cute. How are you anyway, things good with the hubby?

Whaddup Poops!

Wait, seriously? How official official is this? Is it a part time gig, or a full time job? Either way, I’m so excited for you, Britt! I think you and little, dancing children is probably one of the best combos out there.

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Right? Ha, thanks Sammy. It's top viewers like you that make me super happy (and kind of borderline rich), how've you been?

Whaddup Poops!

A choreographer, Britt that’s freakin’ awesome! Glad you and the Mrs. are still kicking ass at marriage but most importantly…Fondue For Two. I’ve been patiently waiting for the next episode for, like, ever.

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Whaddup Poops!

So, whoa what a super amazing few months. Sorry I kind of fell off the social grid but well, things have gotten totally crazy. Numero uno: I've finally got the contract signed for my amazing job as head choreographer for the under 10s at NYDANCE, woop woop (I'm not like, the main boss, she's kinda scary but I rule the most important - cute kids!), dos: San and I are like more in love than ever, duh and three... Fondue For Two is back from hiatus! Finally! I'll be updating later this week but just so you know, I missed you guys.

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KURT: Oh, trust me. He got what was coming to him. I don't think he'll ever underestimate me again after all of that snow I shoved down his back.

KURT: He is SO hot. Sssh, don't tell Blaine.

KURT: I'm glad everything went so well for you! Sometimes just spending a quiet night in with the one you love is the best thing, isn't it?

KURT: I've witnessed your interior decorating skills at Blaine's place in Lima-- I'm sure you'll do just fine. My plans for New Year's Eve are really no plans. Just one of those quiet nights in that I mentioned. =) You?

BRITTANY: Ha! I knew you'd get him back, you're like a sneaky elf sometimes. I know not to mess with you.

BRITTANY: My lips are sealed, Hummel-Anderson ;) So long as you don't tell my wife I said so first.

BRITTANY: Yeah, definitely. It's kind of clear I'm spending the rest of my life with Santana, there's just that something about being with her, just lazing around that's so energetic in the best of ways. Y'know?

BRITTANY: Oh that's my most prized decorating! Do you want your new place doing like that? I men, I can do free of charge... San and I are going out to see the ball drop then no doubt sneaking back out our apartment to see in the new year.

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KURT: I had a /very/ good day, Brittany! Minus Cooper pelting us with snowballs upon our arrival. But it was really nice getting to meet all of Blaine's extended family. How about you? Did you and Santana do anything special?

KURT: I like the way you think.

KURT: We are! We're not sure when, though-- I think she said maybe the first weekend in January? We'd be honored to be headlining your premiere, Britt. :P

BRITTANY: Oh c'mon, snowball fights are the best! You better have got him back, Kurt! Cooper's pointy man, right? He's hot. I'm so glad you had a good Christmas because so did I! Seriously, I mean I thought it would be kind of weird away from my parents but having a small time with Santana and the cats was like the best ever

BRITTANY: We did get a Skype call though, mom still insists on calling her 'Yeasty' which well, went down kinda okay.

BRITTANY: What a way to start the year, hell yeah you're welcome whenever you want. By then we'll have probably finished decorating the spare room so, woop. You'll have to let us know how we did. Any plans for New Years Eve?

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KURT: Merry Christmas, Britt! =)

KURT: I just wanted to thank you for the gifts! They were very... thematic. Blaine loves his bow tie, by the way.

KURT: Did Santana tell you that Blaine and I were going to come over for dinner sometime next month? We're going to drop off your and Santana's raspberry cheesecake brownies then, and we can definitely make a Fondue for Two appearance, as well.

BRITTANY: Merry Christmas, Kurtie! :D Did you have a good day?

BRITTANY: I'm super glad you like them, I mean, rainbows are awesome and so are you guys so I figured it'd work out.

BRITTANY: Nooooo, you are? That's awesome! We love brownies, and I'll whip up some fondue while Santana can make dinner, yes! Finally okay so FF2 is going to be epic, we've had a kind of hiatus since the honeymoon and moving in so you guys will make for a fabulous premiere.

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Merry Christmas, Sammy! Isn't it so cool!? I mean, everything's so sparkly and perfect, and okay so maybe you don't have two cats and a Santana to cuddle with on the couch while watching It's a Wonderful Life but your family are super awesome so that's great!

What did you get?

Merry Christmas, folks!

I hope your day is full of good food, good company and even better Christmas movies. As for me, I’m gonna do all of the above because a certain little Christmas elf…or, well, Hanukkah elf…wait, does Hanukkah have elves? Either way, a special girl surprised me last night with the Evans clan! That’s right, my folks and my siblings are here for the holidays and once more we’re reunited! 

Back in full-force, Ohio, it’s Return of the Jedi Evans!