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Anything powerful enough to duplicate a seal made by the Soul-Executing Emissary, a King of the Gui, but used on such a menial task? What kind of artifact could it be?

A Pangu-brand photocopier?

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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*One of Zhao Yunlan’s past lives buying smut*

The bookseller's eyes were keen. He came closer and murmured,

"I see you're very discerning, sir. This is the only copy of this work"

Shen San burst out laughing. "This so-called work' is nothing but an insult to common decency." With a sweep of his sleeves, he left.

But less than ten minutes later, this "decent" individual was back.

He pretended to pick through the books, looking very serious, then pulled that book out as quickly as a thief. He threw down a few coins and ran away with the book tucked close to his chest.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

We’ve all been there. 🤣🤣

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The very next day, a rumor began to spread: "Chu-ge and xiao-Guo are dating! 9 University Road is full of gays!"

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

Zombie man crashed a date and then pretended to be his bf… I love this book.

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*Guo ChangCheng’s date, on their FIRST date, trying to get him to quit his job.*

The girl looked at Chu Shuzhi, utterly perplexed. Chu Shuzhi glanced at her, his smile not reaching his eyes, and then his gaze landed on Guo Changcheng. In an incredibly ambiguous tone, he said, "Going on a date behind my back? You really think you're hot shit now, huh?"

Guo Changcheng's mind boggled. Wh-what?!

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

Chi Shuzhi said I think the fuck not.

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Right before Chu Shuzhi's eyes, Guo Changcheng froze into a human stick. To Chu Shuzhi's mind, it was a marvel, really. It had been many years since he'd last seen a mortal with such zombie potential.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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He suddenly found himself curious about human dates.

A thought popped into his mind. Heroically, he said, “Alright, stop setting off fireworks before you get a fine. How about this: I’ll come along on your date and sit at the next table, pretending I'm just some random customer."

Guo Changcheng glanced at him, speechless. Was that the eagerness of a nosy auntie on Chu-ge's unsmiling face?

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

Lmao. Chu Shuzhi developed a very sudden interest.

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Sometimes, relationships had the fragility of glass. Whatever kind it was, once it shattered, it could never be put back together - not even if one forgot...or even forgave.

It was best if a person stayed consistent, whether that meant being selfish to the end, even at the cost of hurting countless other people, or carefully cherishing someone else's feelings, however foolish the feelings might seem.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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But as long as Shen-lashi came, he could get their boss to leave immediately. Shen-laoshi was the bugle call of early dismissal, and by extension, the symbol of happiness. As a result, he always received the warmest possible welcome. Countless greetings-"Hello, Shen-laoshi!" "Shen-laoshi, you've worked hard!" —would ring out, accompanied by fond gazes.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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In the end, after careful consideration, he planted a garden fillof vegetables, including bok choy, cherry tomatoes, pumpkin sprouts, pea shoots, xiangchun...a whole array of vegetables all next to each other. And in the center, like a bright moon shining among the stars, was one single slutty eggplant.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

… why is the eggplant slutty?

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"I just remembered a quote." Chu Shuzhi had been silent for a while, but now he spoke up. "I saw it on a mural in an ancient tomb. There's no knowing how old it was, but it said, 'Filth resides in human hearts. Overthinking leads to bitterness, which begets anger and resentment. They do all that they should, as well as all they should not. But the greatest kindness is to do no evil, and that alone is enough to save the world."

That alone is enough to save the world...

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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"Then why help so many people unconditionally?" asked

Zhu Hong.

"It's not like I have anything else to do..." Guo Changcheng was like a swan that had been scooped up out of the water. He extended his neck, a little lost, with no clue why everyone was suddenly showing him so much interest. If this were happening on a TV show, odds would be that he had some kind of terminal illness and was going to die soon. Fear made him stutter. "I'm j-just trying not to do harm. If there's anything I can help with, then I'll lend a hand. But most of the time I'm not really much help. I don't know how to do anything.”

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

It is kind of awesome that there’s a character in this book who helps save the world just by being kind and himself.

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Then, changing the subject, she said, "Hey, how's the internet for you guys? The speed is really ticking me off today."

"It’s pretty slow," Chu Shuzhi agreed.

Lin Jing, whose game was sucking up all the bandwidth, kept his mouth shut and tried not to draw attention to himself. But it didn't take long before Zhu Hong figured it out and gave him a good smack.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Guo Changcheng ran a hand through his hair. "Director Zhao isn't here?"

Without looking up, Zhu Hong said, "Officially, he's off picking up the keys for our new office today and has to do a final inspection. Plus he's moving today — ugh, why does this always freeze up? I hope we have better internet in the new place."

Daging, who was chasing Xiaomi all over the room, screeched “And unofficially?"

Despite the trace of jealousy in Zhu Hong's tone, she clearly savored the words as she said, "He got fucked so hard that he can't get out of bed, duh."

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Guo Changcheng and Xiaomi's shared inability to learn new tricks seemed to hint at a mutual ancestor eight hundred years back.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Zhu Hong rattled off a hotel name and room number without looking up from the novel she was reading on her phone. "I also think ambushing him at night is a good idea. It's possible to compensate for emotional disharmony with physical intimacy."

In under twenty days, this girl's worldview seemed to have been shattered only for her to somehow cultivate a fascinating frame of mind that included the motto, "Loving someone means wanting to see him get railed."

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

I can share my reading list with Zhu Hong at least.

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Grabbing his wrist, Shen Wei called out, "...I'm sorry.”

"Sorry?" Zhao Yunlan glanced at him. "Sorry for what? Deception? Or deception? Or maybe deception?"

Shen Wei was silent.

Off to one side, Daqing pretended to lick his paws. His eyes shone with excitement as he watched the drama unfold.

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

Truly I love this cat.

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Zhao Yunlan's temper flared. "I've never loved you! And yes, xiao-Guo is indeed the reincarnation of the Soul-Guarding Lamps wick, okay? You can fuck off now!"

“So he has merits bestowed by the Heavens, just like Nüwa?"

"Always doing the same thing, always being the same person, day after day, for tens of thousands of years, keeping the lamp burning-is that any less worthy than the act of creating humanity? If you don't know what you're talking about, keep your mouth shut. Don't fucking embarrass me."

Chu Shuzhi gave that some thought. "In other words, xiao-Guo

is the goodness missing from your heart?"

"Fuck! Off!"

-Guardian(Zhen Hun), Priest.

VINDICATION! Fucking knew it.