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This weekend we finish #KingdomCome and ask the important question, just how bad is the pairing of #Superman and #Wonderwoman? #dccomics #batman #AlexRoss #spreaker https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/comic-dissection/id1652803513?i=1000678058631

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Shen Wei's hand was still holding his. Zhao Yunlan squeezed it, then lowered his voice, pitching it to blend with the sound of the wheels. "I was just thinking about how traditionally our relationship has progressed. First, we got to know each other, and then we exchanged information about our respective backgrounds. The next step, starting with holding hands, is to go shopping together and go out on dates. If we continue down this road, we'll soon be able to meet the parents and get married."

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

Zhao Yunlan is such a little shit.

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No wonder Zhao Yunlan, the incorrigible pervert, had relentlessly pursued him for over half a year, yet still not managed to take a bite.

Daqing raised his tail, gratified by Zhao Yunlan's misfortunes and the pleasing thought that, no matter how lovely Shen Wei looked right now, Zhao Yunlan was denied the sight of him.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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"What are you sighing for? What future is there for a workplace romance? Besides, humans and yao don't belong together. Wha's the point in getting involved?"

Zhao Yunlan only meant exactly what he said, but Shen Wei read more into it than he'd intended. There was a brief silence before Shen Wei asked, "Then you and I...as a ghost and a human, shouldn't we stay apart?"

"What?" Zhao Yunlan reflexively reached out, getting cinnabar all over his hand. After a frozen second, he exclaimed, "We're not the same at all! I like you so much."

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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@reno_V might be a little bloodthirsty. #comicdissection #comicdissectionpod #leftist #intersectional #chuckles #gijoe #embroidery #gijoearealamericanhero #gijoeclassified #GIJOE #gijoetheriseofcobra #gijoecommunity

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“Binghe-ah, so sticky,” Shen Qingqiu chided, but the ghost of a kiss was delivered into Binghe’s hair all the same. “Mm,” Luo Binghe hummed, blissed-out. “Only for Shizun.”

Chapter five of Notes on the changing of a narrative is up!

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A tad embarrassed, he lowered his hand again. "Which of us is blind here? I haven't shed a single tear, so what are you getting emotional for?"

She flung the bandages at his face. "You, cry? If you knew how to cry, we wouldn't be here! There's nowhere you wouldn't dare set foot, no one you wouldn't dare cross, right?! You think you're second only to the Heavens, don't you? Fucking dumbass!"

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Zhao Yunlan stretched out his legs and lounged on the sofa like a lord, contemplating the idea of ordering a pair of red candles. He could light them at the head of the bed in the middle of the night, creating a romantic wedding-night atmosphere. That might be what it would take to coax a certain gentleman out of his clothes.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

Zhao Yunlan just stays horny on main 🤣

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"T'll figure out a way to fix your eyes."

As though something had just occurred to him, Zhao Yunlan gave a sudden smile and said, "Actually, there's no rush."

Instinct told Shen Wei that the next words out of Zhao Yunlan's mouth would be indecent-and his instinct was absolutely correct.

Even blindness wasn't enough to put a damper on Zhao Yunlan's perverted streak.

"Not being able to see is awfully inconvenient. Can you help me shower tonight?"

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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“Hey, don't skip straight to a fight out of nowhere! You haven't even told me why you lured me here. It can't just be because you're bored and wanted to fight me, right? I sit in an office all day long and barely exercise. It won't be a fair fight. We can find a more civilized way to resolve this, don't you think?"

After stomping on someone's arm and breaking their bones, he was asking them for a truce? The bird man just smirked at him.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Shen Wei sometimes thought that this tree that was "dead but not yet born" mocked the so-called merit system of the Three Realms, where people did good out of a desire to accrue merits and forsook evil only to avoid punishment. If everyone was ultimately driven by self-interest, what was the point in differentiating between good and evil?

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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That was when Chu Shuzhi phoned from the roof. He'd been all too happy to watch the chaos unfold and was vibrating from head to toe wich uncharacteristic excitement. "Was that the Ghost Army just now? Who summoned them? Are they crazy? That was so fucking hot!"

That was more than Zhu Hong could take. She hung up on him.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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After considering his options, Shen Wei held out his hand for the bottle. "I'll go in your place, then."

He hadnt even finished speaking before an ominous stare pierced Lin Jing’s spine. Even if Lin Jing had been ten times braver, he wouldn't have dared use the "noble consort" as bait.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Guardian

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Shen Wei didn't have the first clue how to respond. As the Soul-Executing Emissary, he was accustomed to people reacting to him like rats spotting a cat. Having never been on the receiving end of teasing like this, he was at a complete loss. He turned to Zhao Yunlan as though asking for help.

Zhao Yunlan, on the other hand, was delighted by this high-quality display of ass-kissing. He averted his eyes, showing no interest in intervening.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Silently, Lin Jing looked at Zhao Yunlan and then at the bottle in his own hand. Realizing that he was being baited into becoming a tank to pull aggro, he said, "You did this on purpose."

Zhao Yunlan didn't bat an eye. "Yeah, and?"

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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Daqing and Lin Jing had been busy whispering to each other.

"Look at Shen-laoshi's wrist," Lin Jing was saying. "You can see a glimpse of gauze. Our boss is such a beast."

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

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"We’re in public" he said softly. "Have some discretion, please."

Zhao Yunlan responded by turning to glare at the onlookers. “What are you loking at?" he asked, unfazed. *Never seen a couple of hot gay guys before?"

Shen Wei and Zhu Hong were both stunned spechless for a moment, and then they spoke almost at the same time.

-Guardian (Zhen Hun), Priest.

This energy. That’s why I’m here.