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Everyone is being so mean to him!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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Found this in antarctica

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the 3 lesbian looks:

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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

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crazy frog attending a funeral & he has such a morose expression but he periodically has to look into the camera & say"ding ding" & everyone else resents him severely for ruining the mood but they dont realize that he doesnt have a choice

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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Lets sing a FUCKING song

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕

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