Marry a man like Peter Capaldi, don’t marry any man less than that. Every girl deserves a Peter Capaldi. He’s not a character from a story, he’s flesh and blood. If some guy argues because of their own insecurities - saying Rory Williams or Prince Charming are from fairytales, tell them Peter Capaldi is real. And that you deserves a Peter fucking Capaldi, and nothing less, then dump that asshole.
Basically, you fall asleep on your own crypt? How un-comforting.
Goodnight children ... maybe we’ll see you in the morning.
This earthquake-proof bed will bury you alive in comfort
Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.
People always say ‘be true to yourself.’ But that’s misleading, because there are two selves. There’s your short term self, and there’s your long term self. And if you’re only true to your short term self, your long term self slowly decays.
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