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Peter: omg Mr.Stark will totally catch us. And then I will be grounded for eternity!!

Ned: don’t worry, we are safe, no one knows us here.

Peter: Okay, just in case, I'm Dr. eh—Perk Park, I’m 38 years old and I served in North Korea, if anyone asks.

Ned: dude, whaaatt…

Peter: jUsT iN cAsE, I also handled a triage alone 4 times

Ned: Pete, we don’t need to create a detailed back-

Peter: -and in 2000 I delivered triplets in the back of a cab, if anyone asks.

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And you get a web and you get a web

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Peter was acting weird today, not his normal weird but nice suspicious kind of weird, he brought his coffee without complaining, he listened to his instructions, he didn't make fun of his age, and he didn't snark back.

At first Tony dismissed it as whatever was left from the hero worship but as time went Tony noticed how distant the boy was chewing his lips, glancing in his direction every few seconds when he thought Tony wasn't looking, he asked him once but the boy said he was okay so Tony decided to wait for him.

They were silent for half an hour, which is impressive for Peter, and at the same time concerning, he heard the boy take a few encouraging breaths and mumbled ' You can do it, Peter' which was cute.

'Okay this time to act as a proper mentor' Tony said to himself 'yeah definitely mentor'

"Mr.Stark" he heard the hesitant nervous voice of the boy, it made him soft immediately, gosh how much he hates the way Peter makes him soft it isn't good for his reputation.

"Yeah Pete" he replied couldn't help but smile at the younger boy "I was wondering if Uhmm, you know if ahh" the boy was so nervous it physically hurt Tony, the boy looked at the table where Tony's wallet was, did he need money? Does he want something he can buy the moon if Peter asks "Do you want money? I can give you as much as you want, or I will write you a check"

Peter blinked confused " wha- no!"

Or was he looking at the keys " Do you want a car then? I can buy you a car, and we can book an appointment next week with the guy I always buy from, or are you in a rush? I can give you one from the garage, do you have a driving license?-"

"Ha? No" Peter was overwhelmed by everything Tony said but he didn't even notice "It's okay we can work on that-"

"Tony!" Peter yelled, which shocked Tony for two things his first name and the loud voice "I don't want money or a car! " Peter said frustrated and upset, 'So much for listening to the boy', Tony thought he cringed mentally at his behavior.

"I just wanted to ask you if you want to come with me to the baseball match, I won those tickets in one of those competitions and I had no one to go with and I just wanted to ask if you want to come with me," Peter said.

Tony didn't expect that, he wasn't the sports kind of guy, and he knew neither was Peter "You don't have to come if you don't want I know you don't like it"

Okay damage control time before the boy runs out of the lab, "I'd love to go with you, Petey" Tony said knowing he would be bored and wouldn't last more than half an hour there but he would do it for his kid.

"Really?!" Peter was shocked which is fair, he stood up ruffled the boy's hair with a smirk on his face "So you've been acting all nice so I would say yes?"

Peter pushed his hand giggling, "No, my aunt always told me to be nice to the elderly"

He gasped dramatically, he reached with both hands to mess Peter's hair "You are a piece of shit Parker" Peter's laugh echoed in the lab, Tony's favorite music.

"Do you know anything about baseball anyway?" Tony asked looking at the boy trying to fix his hair "No" he said simply "Do you?" He asked looking at Tony with his bambi eyes.

"Well I guess we should go figure out baseball, while eating something," Tony said throwing an arm around his kid's shoulders and walking them out of the lab "Ohhh food" Peter was basically vibrating in his place at the mention of food "But seriously, we should work on the driving license thing"

"Uhhhh" Peter's whining made Tony laugh so hard

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I think I’ve found a new hobby, watching deleted tmr scenes(they should’ve kept them bruh)

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so I randomly saw this movie tonight that was based on one of my favourite books from when I was a kid in my dragon phase and to my absolute surprise it was John Tracy's voice coming out of Firedrake's mouth lolol

so i decided to pretend John was reading the story to Alan :D

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I head-canon that when Peter gets really hurt or thinks he’s going to die, he curls up in on himself instinctively like a spider when they get injured/die.

After a bad fight, they might find him curled up admits the ruble and that’s how they know they were too late, or he was just really hurt and they needed to act fast.

Tony’s heart would drop and he wound feel the need to check Peter’s pulse every time he found Peter curled up like that in his sleep just to make sure Peter was still alive.

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The Tracys

Bruh, trying to draw puppets is way harder than I anticipated and I had to re-do these at least 3 times each 💀

(Ignore the ages - when I was using the wiki for reference pictures I noticed the ages were inconsistent so I was picking which ones I personally fw the most in order to push my John is the Middle Child Agenda)

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“I didn’t know!”

Character b drags out a long exile, fingers pinching the bridge of their nose. “Didn’t know what?”

“That I’d kill him!”

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Okay so a headcanon that Peter does those food challenges, if you finish the big food you get it for free, first bc he is broke most of the time, and bc he has a big metabolism.

Imagine all restaurants have his face on the wall and Tony goes out with Rhodey for lunch or something and he sees Peter's face on the wall, that would be so funny.

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dawg can people STOP changing newts fucking sexuality? he is gay. GAYYYYY. not straight. GAY.

changing his sexuality IS queer erasure and also sexuality is a big part about who someone is. the author confirmed that newt was gay FIVE years ago. FIVE. and i still see fics like 'female OC x newt' or 'female yn x newt' and im js so confused. like why???? if you wouldn't change his accent or his limp or his hair colour or even his fucking job for gods sake, then why change his sexuality??? its still apart of who he is JUST as much as his limp is.

*long exhale*

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Newt: can I ask you something

Gally: sure

Newt: *points to Minho who is performing a one man show of Hamilton* why him?

Gally: *points to Thomas who is watching Minho sing while crying*

I could ask you the same

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writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

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Unfortunately if you ever mention Screwball Scramble, this is the only thing that comes to mind.

that’s what I think about EVERY time without fail

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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

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Is it bad that I lowkey want them to write a fourth movie set after tdc without going off a book…..

OR I want to see the girls maze bc that would be rlly cool

Unfortunately, I am constantly rage baited by the “MAZE RUNNER 4 WITHOUT DYLAN O’BRIEN CONFIRMED” videos.

IN CASE YOU HAVE ONLY WATCHED THE MOVIES: Thomas and literally everybody else besides Teresa aren’t in The Kill Order. Teresa is with her original name, Deedee. They all are only four-six years old in this timeline, and do NOT exist in the story yet.

They’re not going to be in it, because they’re not adults🥀

If they do this with Fever Code too I WILL lose it.

Shut up and read the books. Lord knows they’re better anyways. (No hate to Wes Ball, the movies are just almost entirely different from the books)

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Fanciest McDonald’s

i’m in a mcdonald’s rn and they are playing classical music 💀

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The only real argument people have is that canonically straight people are written as gay as well—and yes I know it’s up to interpretation but I mean when it’s definite.

BUT that is completely different bc if someone just opened up a history book it’s not like straight people were erased from history bc of their sexuality. Queer people are soooo rarely represented—and let’s be real it’s shocking that someone as shitty as James dashner ever wrote a gay character—that while it’s also just a definite fact to Newt’s character, it is SO important we don’t erase an important character for all the queer people out there to see.

Especially bc it’s media that we look up to, eg seeing badass women in books/movies and inspiring young girls who are belittled.

But also—HOW? How do people see him dating a girl!! Or dating the sweetheart readers….im dead. No. No, guys that is not what broski would be into.

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dawg can people STOP changing newts fucking sexuality? he is gay. GAYYYYY. not straight. GAY.

changing his sexuality IS queer erasure and also sexuality is a big part about who someone is. the author confirmed that newt was gay FIVE years ago. FIVE. and i still see fics like 'female OC x newt' or 'female yn x newt' and im js so confused. like why???? if you wouldn't change his accent or his limp or his hair colour or even his fucking job for gods sake, then why change his sexuality??? its still apart of who he is JUST as much as his limp is.

*long exhale*