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and well in a world where eddie does end up getting a rental in el paso for a little bit; buck is receiving a text from eddie the first night he’s gone that just inexplicably contains 4 random digits and nothing else. he is instantly replying: everything ok???? to which eddie responds with: this house has an electronic door lock 😐 that’s the code to get in. oh well. i guess it saves me from having to mail you a key. and buck has to actively rub at his chest to comfort himself over the fact that the only person he has ever felt so emotionally and intimately close to is now so physically far away.

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throw a bone, i’m finally home

buck/eddie | 17.9k | rated e

for @colonoscopys; i love you like a dog 2: christmas boogaloo

The clothes are still heaped over the duvet messily, but the suitcase, the massive cross-country-move-sized suitcase, is open and in the centre of the room, and Buck is sitting sadly inside it. “Oh, Buck,” Eddie says softly, torn between unbearable fondness and an ache that threatens to crack his breastbone. Buck’s endless legs are pretzeled tight, criss-crossed and tucked under him where he’s squeezed himself into the suitcase. He barely fits—he’s curled himself uncomfortably small and his knees are indented by the zipper teeth on either end. He looks at Eddie, bottom lip pink and chewed to hell as he tries very valiantly to hold in a pout. “Eddie, I—” he starts, and then cuts himself off, looking at the clothes on the bed and chewing his lip some more. “Baby,” Eddie says, “do you wanna come with us?”

or, home for the holidays is a person, not a place, and a puppy can be for christmas and forever

read on ao3

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Congrats to caitvi

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stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it's trying to teach but i've taught myself to handmake lace so all is well

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I'm sick *cough cough*

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Da'Vine Joy Randolph as Mary Lamb THE HOLDOVERS (2023)

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9-1-1 | CONFESSIONS (8.06)

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posted a new fic 😁 but can’t make a fancy post because i have to go get my injectable lobotomy

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No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

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yes audiobooks do count. put exactly how many and if you had a reading goal this year in the tags <3

also reblog for sample size please!!!

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I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE LONELY!!! IF YOUD HAVE JUST TOLD ME ID BE RUNNING DOWN THE HILLS TO BE WITH YOU!!!! I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS LONELY TOOOOO

need everyone to listen to home with you by fka twigs and think about buck and eddie

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need everyone to listen to home with you by fka twigs and think about buck and eddie

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a photo of ryan guzman by oliver stark / chappell roan’s picture you / an instagram comment / the artist and his muse by frederick appleyard / an instagram comment / mxmtoon’s mona lisa / a tweet / a photo of ryan guzman by oliver stark / journal 3 from gravity falls

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Karen helping Hen "studying"

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Nothing I’ve read has changed me more than “you do people a favor by accepting their help” like I repeat this constantly to so many people because it’s true!!! People like to feel useful, they like to feel kind, they like to feel like they have an ability to impact people’s lives so just let them!! Not everything is a thing to be owed back — accept people’s kindness without making a competition out of it

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Buck calling Eddie “princess”, a story in three parts💘

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me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life