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FYI you Carol/Jess shippers out there, Avengers Annual #10 is HELLAH full of that. It has the first time they meet (Jessica fishes Carol out of the Bay unconscious and w no memories), and basically Jessica supplanting the Avengers as Carol’s #1 fan and friend. So hey! Check it out if you’re all up on that!

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sigh

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"Riiight...I called you lame for falling asleep."

"No, I was falling asleep. It was a long day and I’d been beating up all those Doom bots, remember?"

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"No you don't."

"Oh! Right! I totally remembered that….."

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"Jess...really...really?"

"It's a quote...from Neighbors. We just watched it last week."

"Throw away my phone? Why would I do that?"

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"I don't know. Just throw it away."

"She just sent me back that emoji where the girl has her hand up by her shoulder…what the hell does that even mean?"

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"She'll totally understand."

"I’ll send her a text…."

"Dear, Aurora, our gorgeous daughter, we’ve unfortunately decided to send you back to the lesbian baby factory. Enjoy your new  life. Love your mums."

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"That's totally a thing we can do, right?"

"Obviously..."

"We should just get rid of her. Save ourselves the trouble of having to parent, huh?"

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"I mean...you know me...it's hard for me to be mad at her too."

"She is adorable...and she just pulls out that card...it's not fair."

"Well, that’s definitely true. I just have no mom voice, not when it comes to her. It’s just she’s always so damn sweet and I can’t be mad at her."

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"I'm not going to yell. I'm just going to put on my best mom voice."

"You're not the dad. You're way girlier than me."

"I like how she texts me because she just knows you’re going to yell at her. I melt when it comes to that girl. I’m powerless…I’m the dad. I’m completely the dad…"

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"You're younger than I am Jess...that doesn't make any sense."

"Tell her she has an hour."

"Aurora texted me, she’s studying with Grant and Natalie….are we supposed to yell at her to get home or something?" 

"And of course you don’t look old, if you look old I’d look ancient."

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"What?! Jess!" Carol quickly got out a bed and pulled on clothes before walking out of the room.

"You can just leave the room like that."

"What? No, of course not, honey."

"Oh, I think I heard something…like…my phone or the cat…" she says before leaving there room with a smirk on her lips.

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"I'm not old!"

"I'm not that old...do I look old?"

"If you haven’t noticed, I already have on a shirt. I’m halfway there, you’re getting slow with your old age, babe." she said, pressing a kiss to Carol’s neck before sliding quickly off the bed to pull on a pair of pants.

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"You make a good point."

"We should get dress...Aurora will be here soon."

"Isn’t it always?"

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Track: A Sky Full of Stars Artist: Coldplay

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"Really?!" Carol sighed and followed Jess to their room.

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"Well, that was fun."

"Eh, you might say I’m hashtag best, but whatever…."

"I’m going to go to our room and take off my clothes now…"

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"You're actually the worst."

"Is this the part where we have sex so you can calm down? Because I’m not doctor, but I’ve heard it helps…."