things i'm for: equality, things i'm against: dean not-fucking-me winchester
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#my brother gabe set my parents' car on fire#can someone explain to me how you SET A CAR ON FIRE ???!*SDJHFSAG+***#BY ACCIDENT?!??!?!?!?#so yours truly got to accompany dad#guess which car repair shop my parents get a discount at#bc they're best buds with the owner#did i fucking jinx myself?????????#and guess who was on duty yesterday#you get zero guesses because you don't fucking need any#HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID HI#all casual like as if he didn't ruin my fucking life#his smile is fucking disgusting i don't want to see it ever again#unless it's around my cock#he paraded around in his wife beater#and grease stained jeans#that were basically around his ankles#considering how much they didn't leave to imagination#fuck him#i fucking wish i could#he's so ugly it makes me want to fucking weep#he bent over 5 and a half times#in the span of the most miserable half hour of my entire life#kill me
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#so there i was#minding my own damn business#when this sexy jackass#!!!!!#who can't fucking watch where he's going#just casually knocks my tea all over my goddamn papers#THAT ARE DUE IN TWO FUCKING DAYS MIGHT I ADD??!?!?!#like#that about sums up my life#and then he gives me this apologetic smile#as if the sun shines out of his perfect tight ass#as if i can't see right through it#you're just nice to everyone#you don't even know my annoying ass exists#fuck you dean winchester#fuck me dean winchester#now i'm behind on my assignment AND sexually frustrated#dickhead#ps i'd rather crawl to hell to get my car fixed#than get it done at bobby's car repair#if i had a car that is#asbfkjbgksdblhnčasdhnćas#help me
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