colegtfo

[colegtfo]

It's my natural habitat. Not bad, honestly. Yours?

That’s shockingly nice of you. Thanks. I’m good though. How’s your stay going?

[colegtfo]

Well, if you ever want to, I'm your girl.

Uh… heck no. Bit too out there for me.

[colegtfo]

It's waaaaaay too tiny for you to be able to, 'm sorry. You can have a little donut if you really want.

I’ll just steal it off you.

[colegtfo]

Poppin' Cookin', obviously.

What food?

[colegtfo]

Right you are! Ever had it?

That’s that weird gummy stuff, right?

[colegtfo]

The food!

What are you talking about?

[colegtfo]

Only the best thing since fried chicken.

I’ll just pretend that I know what the hell you’re talking about, hm?

[colegtfo]

Not gonna happen, babes.

Good timin’ since I’m fucking starving.

[colegtfo]

As is eating it all by myself and having you watch.

You know, sharing is caring. 

[colegtfo]

Sounds like you're gonna pay me some good cash, then.

Sounds like you’re gonna make me some banging ice cream.

[colegtfo]

So, my Poppin' Cookin' Ice Cream and Donuts set just arrived.

[colegtfo]

Two days later? Might be a new record.

'm still fucking hungover from St. Patrick's day. Holy shit.

[colegtfo]

A little too late for that, isn't it?

Somebody’s reaaaally in the spirit, whew.

[colegtfo]

He was weird-looking! Great movie, creepy characters. Nah, not a fan of either. Too nature-y for me.

How can you dislike Shrek? Fuckin’ loved those movies. A close second to Tarzan and The Lion King.

[colegtfo]

No, not at the same time, just in general. Is it socially acceptable?

At the same time? That sounds pretty gross. 

[colegtfo]

An undying love for the color green and all that's got to do with it? Except Shrek. He used to scare me when I was little.

No, of course not, what’s wrong with you?

[colegtfo]

I get that it's no longer St. Patrick's, but I'm still allowed to drink Guinness and have pistachio ice-cream, right?