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I don't think people realize just how insane David Pastrnak is this season

He has become the first Czech-born player in NHL history to record 100 points in three consecutive seasons — not even Jaromir Jagr could do that.

He was present at 47% of goals the Bruins scored this season.

He currently has the most points in the entire league in 5v5.

The only people who have more points than him are Draisaitl, Kucherov, and MacKinnon — compare the situation of their teams with the situation Pastrnak is stuck in with the Bruins.

The times when he played with Bergeron and Marchand are long gone. The guy is playing with Geekie and Zacha (no hate towards them, but that's a serious downgrade).

This is the current standing of the Bruins players — he has nearly twice as many points as the second-best player on their roster:

If he doesn't win the Hart Trophy this year, then I refuse to believe those awards are meaningful.

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the Henderson Silver Knights are asking the truly important questions, like 'could hockey players get out of an escape room'

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pookies

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the 1 - taylor swift // marcheron

but we were something, don't you think so?

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"brad marchand hung out on the bench-" .. noah.. noah, brad marchand is hanging out on patrice's lap.

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It’s also been so long that Danton came back to the bruins and left again AND ended up back in Pittsburgh 😭

Maybe we’ll just have a cycle of Danton in Boston - some other team - Pittsburgh repeat

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nothing new (taylor's version) - taylor swift / brad marchand, at his 1000th game as a boston bruin

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I love the whole SidNate thing where Nate thinks that Sid doesn't talk to his friends on the ice when he's playing against them. That Sid is just a really serious guy who doesn't talk to friends on opposing teams. Because that's not true. I'm 99% sure Sid is just doing that to fuck with Nate.

I enter into evidence exhibits A through F: Sidney Crosby interacting with Brad Marchand during games throughout the years.

They range from this past November, all the way back to 2017. Just Sid and Marchy standing during the game - not warmups, the actual game - chatting away. The one where Sid has Marchy cornered agaisnt the bench and he's got his hand all over Marchy's elbow and Marchy is looking up at him Mighty Fond is from 2017.

And some of that can probably be contributed to the fact that Marchy is more persistent than Nate is about getting attention, but not all of it.

Hell, I've watched Sid and Marchy barking down one another's throats during games because Marchy did some little rat thing to one of Sid's teammates and Sid was pissed off at him for it. The last picture down there of Sid and Marchy on the ice I'm pretty sure was when Marchy was being a rat to Jarry and Sid wanted to punch Marchy right in the mouth. They were going at it like they were declaring a black and gold Nova Scotia blood feud.

But other than stealing the puck away from Nate or shoving him against the glass with his ass, he pretty much pretends Nate doesn't exist during every single Penguins + Avs game.

Every faceoff when they're waiting for the ref to drop the puck, Nate is usually staring at Sid, and Sid is looking away. When they're standing during a stoppage in play, they're either both not looking at one another or Nate is looking at Sid and, you guessed it, Sid is looking away.

And okay, Nate doesn't pull the shit Marchy does to make Sid mad. Fair. But it's either that Sid has this long running bit to ignore Nate completely to get in his head or Sid can't actually bear to look at Nate because he can't separate the feelings he has for Nate - in whatever capacity he has them - from being the captain of the opposing team that's trying to beat him. 🤐 Because he has no problem giggling with Marchy in the corner then going to battle against him twenty seconds later.

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Pasta didn't want to knock over the pucks (that was Marchy's job), and he told Zadorov to do it. 😭

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BRAD MARCHAND & BOSTON BRUINS // TWENTY ONE PILOTS - HOMETOWN

OUR HOMETOWN'S IN THE DARK

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It's Mar-shawn. Get it right.

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Director Brad 🎬

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saw someone refer to marchy as "the scrappy 4th liner who willed himself to greatness" and i- yeah. yeah. that's my tiny captain of the big bad bruins forever.

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Do NOT talk to me for at least seven business days.