coffincorpse
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hi this is my main blog! i just rb funny stuff and the occasional queer commie posting. love you have fun
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coffincorpse · 3 hours ago
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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
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coffincorpse · 3 hours ago
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There’s a bunch of right-wing people posting memes about “”DOGE”” making the government more efficient by removing funding from “”dumb bug researchers”” and I am now realizing how little the average person knows about entomology and its importance
Excuse me while I get sad .
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coffincorpse · 3 hours ago
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Gay people who don’t care about Wicked I know it’s hard right now but remember you are NOT alone. There’s literally dozens of us 🫶
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coffincorpse · 6 hours ago
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oh boy i start my job as a wound man tomorrow can't wait to be stabbed, sliced, slashed, lacerated, eviscerated, bludgeoned, cudgeled, beaten with rods, beaten with irons, shot with arrows, shot with cannons, have spears thrown into me, have spears thrown through me, impaled on spikes, flayed, flensed, boiled, shot with arrows again, and have rocks dropped on my head
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coffincorpse · 8 hours ago
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Banks in the US are actively complicit in the forced starvation of Palestinians. Palestinians have known since the Holy Land 5 that anything we do for Palestine can get us sent to jail and it's a risk we have been willing to take. But now banks even refuse to allow us to send aid to a population that has nothing. Almost every public and private sector powerhouse in the world intends to wipe out the Palestinian people and Palestine and they're more than content in lending a hand in it.
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coffincorpse · 1 day ago
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coffincorpse · 1 day ago
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An adult man just coughed on me and I had to be like “are you fucking kidding me dude???” and he looked so shocked and inconvenienced to be asked to cover his mouth or turn away before coughing all over another person. what the fuck is wrong with some people
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coffincorpse · 1 day ago
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This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.
This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.
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coffincorpse · 1 day ago
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I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.
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coffincorpse · 1 day ago
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Native Miku🩷😆😆😆
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coffincorpse · 2 days ago
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coffincorpse · 2 days ago
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I’m really enjoying this transgender bimbofication pornography but I dislike the implication that IQ is real.
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coffincorpse · 3 days ago
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Oh I'm pissed off about a very niche topic so you're all in for it.
Since it's holiday season soon here's a PSA: if you're able-bodied and have a disabled friend/relative/etc who has not voiced a wish to receive any kind of disability aid (be it canes, gloves, crutches, any assistive device etc) as a gift... Do not gift them disability aid as a gift.
Firstly, you likely don't know their needs. Disability aids need to be customised and often personally fitted, and the chance that you'll get an item that they cannot use or do not even need is extemely high. Yes, even canes.
Secondly, disabled people are people who have hobbies and interests. If you default to the fact that they're disabled while choosing a gift instead of what they're interested in, think about why. Do they want to be reminded of their disability during an already stressful (and therefore likely to cause a flare up) time of the year or not? How can you be sure it wouldn't make them feel worse?
This obviously doesn't apply if the disabled person expressed the fact that they want to be gifted disability aids, be it as a statement or a hint. However, even in that situation, going with them and helping them pick the aid & pay for it is infinitely more preferable to blind buying in most cases.
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coffincorpse · 3 days ago
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the whole transmasc vs transfem discourse is so fucking online and it hurts me brain to see
I am transmasc and know many many many many transfems offline. want to know how many I've had a problem with?
Zero.
we've done nothing but uplift each other and fight for each other. some of you guys have a serious case of online. get back in touch with reality please. yes, we are still a unified community. a small group of people online playing CIA operative trying to divide the community does not reflect what the community is actually like in real, offline spaces.
I am smacking you with a broom. stop it.
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coffincorpse · 3 days ago
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Yeah, every single person should boycott Five Guys. Corporate fired the Mexican employee instead of having a fucking spine.
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coffincorpse · 3 days ago
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its funny that a lot of conservative cultural sticking points right now are just slightly more advanced versions of what they believed as somewhat dull children, like "teachers are evil actually" and "vegetables are poison"
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